Because of a stupid game my wife and her brother used to play, insert "monkey" into the name of a breakfast cereal and see who comes up with the worst/best one. It was a toss up username wise between FrostedMonkeyFlakes and GrapeMonkeyNuts, I'd rather my username was just Frosty anymore though.

and more recently son asks "why do you have to kill the colossus, can't you like just be it's friend?"

but really the answer is dumber than the question "because a loud voice from an invisible man talking through a hole in the roof told me to do it"

Playing Super Mario Bros. sister asks, "so why don't you just go to the right castle?"

Never walked in on my parents. I did walk in on my sister once, I guess that was karma paying me a visit after she caught me having a go at my junk about a month earlier. We both learned to knock and wait for an answer after that.

pre-sagged skinny jeans...are you fucking kidding me? Or is that a giant pocket to hold the massive amounts of fail you carry around.

one for me and one for ol' Teddy **pours out what's left of a 20\20**

really don't care though.

ugly as sin and this is why

Corbin 6 string (Fender knock-off), l just got it a week ago so I suck something awful.

I've been in a similar relationship myself. Believe me when I say there is nothing anyone can say that is going to get him to see the truth. He pretty much blind and deaf and dumb to everything but her despite how bad she may treat him and everyone else until she breaks it off, and it more than likely will be her. You can talk to him till you're blue in the face it's not gonna do any good because they're, "in looooooooove". Only after it's over will he realize just how bad for him she really was.

But maybe you can be more persuasive than my family and the few friends I had left by the end.

there was always the "you keep eating ____ and you're going to turn into one" I never wanted to be a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup so bad in my life, all I got was sick.

"It takes one to know one" and in all honesty I never realized the fucked up insinuation until just now.

Santa, which I happily ruined for my sister when she was around 6-8 by pointing out that Santa had the same handwriting as dad and the box her shiny new bike came in was sitting by the garbage cans on the side of the house. I regret busting that one because that was the last year we got the kick ass Santa gifts unwrapped and ready to play with first thing x-mas morning.

The Easter Bunny, but even as a kid I knew that didn't add up at all, I just went along with it to ensure I still got my basket full of goodies from him every year.

OH OH OH and this one was great from my dad "If someone hits you, you hit them back" I tried that, I got suspended and grounded and my ass beat by him for doing what he told me I should do.

And my Grandma still believes the lie that you cannot let cats near a sleeping baby because cats will sit on the sleeping baby's chest and steal there breath (something about the sweet smell of breastmilk on their breath attracts the cat).

That they would never make comparisons between my sister or my dad when he was a kid and myself (in relation the school/grades) because it was unfair to hold expectations based on someone who is nothing like me. A month later my dad rubbed all his old report cards in my face and yelled at me because at my age he was getting A's and B's while I was puling straight D's.

I now understand having kids of my own that they are more apt to believe the lies than the truth anyway, especially about where babies come from. When we told our oldest about how babies are really made he laughed and called us both liars. We also hold up the Santa bit, I'm not really sure why because I remember how betrayed I felt as a small child learning the truth of it.

I don't know why I took the time to find the intros to all of them but i did

Live action shows: Married With Children being the top, then there's Cheers((talk about an opening that doesn't fit the feeling of a show), The A-Team, Knightrider, Street Hawk, Night Court and Moonlighting(Bruce Willis detective show? yes please).

As far as cartoons: Invader Zim, Rocko's Modern Life, Eek the Cat, Siverhawks, The Ronin Warriors, and Tranzor Z (took a few to track that show down, I couldn't remember what it was called but it destroyed Voltron.)

Still a Leo, suck it! My wife would be Ophiuchus now **insert clever "handling my snake joke" here**

Yuo know supevillany has fallen on hard times when The Riddler has to stoop to such lows

Firefox of Chrome, depends on what comp I'm at.

Just got a new one meself, she's round about 3-5 months old. One of the new neigbors got her about 2 months ago and just dumped her outside minus food and water. We pulled her out from under our car a few days ago half dead, said fuck them she's ours now. Pretty sure she's a Maine Coon, she's gonna be a giant.

Thanks for all the input guys. To answer the what kind of guitar it's a Corbin 6 string, I looked and looked and could find nothing on this guitar aside from some wholesale company based in China.

I'll be sure to check that ultimate guitar website. I wish I could afford to get an instructor, maybe after tax returns next year. I do know a guy at work who plays lead in a band so I may start bugging him to take me in.

here's the guitar

urrrrhuuuuurrrrrrrr, hateu

So guess who got a guitar for his b-day! Now I just need to learn how to play the damned thing. I know there are a good number of you who know how to play, got any tips or essential books or videos for a beginner?

I'm thinking we're gonna see some classic EWJ on XBLA. As of right now it has nearly half the votes including mine.

that's a pacifier if you can't tell

maaaaan I haven't had rock candy in years...I need to find somewhere around here that sells it.

old news really, but for those of you who just have to see it click me

a sexey anus is slightly less sexy when you get distracted by the sixth finger tho. Samwise had a sexier anus when he was hunting for One-Eyed Willy's treasure though.

I will sacrifice my liver for the greater good. The only good alcohol is a dead alcohol (by way of filtration through my liver and peeing the remains into the sewer that is)

I have a 360 and looooove it, but damn it I need a ps3 and soon, for one game and it's not MGS. The Last Guardian, if you were a fan of Ico and Shadow of the Colossus how can you not wet yourself from the anticipation of team Ico's next PS exclusive game?

I don't think you can really go wrong with either system. I guess it mostly comes down to who has the games you want more. If you want the win win, keep saving and buy both.

just don't eat it then go for a glass of OJ, it fucks up the taste something awful. CTC used to my favorite but I'm all about the Capin' now if I have to eat kid cereal, if not I prefer me some Honey Bunches of Oats on the odd occasion that I remember to eat breakfast.

your incredibly poorly written post suggests that you smoked whatever you found. And no I don't think you did the right thing calling the cops on your bro...seems a bit extreme for such a small amount of drugs and pot at that. You could have uuuuummm idunno gone to your parents?

so sharkboy is now giraffeboy? I thought he was wolfboy now....I'm so confused.

MY vote goes to jagondudo it's just so goddamned cute

Being agnostic instead of a flat out atheist I kind of look forward to death. Not in a I'm ready to die rope, chair, step, croak sort of way but I look forward to getting that final answer of what's next if anything. I don't really put enough merit in there being any necessity for human existence to be scared of what will happen to everything else if I'm not around anymore.