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Response to: It's Not Jackie Chan! Posted October 5th, 2009 in General

Lampost, pizza, JACKIE CHAN!!!!!!!!

Response to: i dont get sports Posted October 5th, 2009 in General

At 9/21/09 04:50 PM, Tyrant12 wrote: You could say the same thing about pornography.

Yep, he is definitely right...

impossible JK
Response to: Photoshop bruce willis Posted October 5th, 2009 in General

At 10/5/09 03:49 PM, michelinman wrote: Haha.

WHOA i seen this before somewhere...Hmmmm

Response to: Recommend me a book Posted October 5th, 2009 in General

Inside Out by Terry Trueman
Proly read that in a few hours, if you liked Donnie Darko then you'll like that...

Response to: Must.. Kill.. Little Brother.. Posted October 5th, 2009 in General

And just look who's FAB...lol but yeah your brother...might be a tad bit on the gay side. Ask him if he likes cock jokes!

actually maybe just cocks!
Response to: why is intelligence shunned? Posted October 5th, 2009 in General

Fuck jocks, i hate them and their sportsy personality, then when you get like 95 on a test they're always like "WTF why are you better than me" with their shitty failing 23 average... but seriously where did this new wave of ghetto stupid originate from? There is this girl whom i was making fun of for talking like a fucking retard, this is how the conversation went :

Her: Some barely eligible writing
Me: I can't understand a single word that said nor could i stop laughing.
Her: Do i luuk liek i giv a fckk?
Me: That depends what is a "FCKK"?
Her: Fckk is wut yu wll neer du wit a gurl
Me: Ok, i am just going to assume that there is something wrong with your keyboard, or you never went to english class.
Her: hai wow u r funnie haha u typinqq lik a nred!
Me: And your typing like you have a brain tumor, good day to you
this is where she goes from ghetto talker to "I have no idea what any of that said or are you high" talker...

Response to: kanye west Posted October 2nd, 2009 in General

At 10/2/09 04:03 PM, ELITE-101 wrote: ok so i've hated the guy simply because he's a douche, ive never done much research or seen him on tv or anything so i've never had much more of a reason to hate the guy, but then i saw this on the front page, where he says he's the new Kurt Cobain, i now want to beat the living shit out of kayne west.

What the fuck did he say?? He said hes the new Kurt Cobain? If i ever see kayne west I'll make him my slave, then torture him until he dies!!!!

No but seriously what a fucking douche, Kurt Cobain had the best music of all time!! LOL more references to it!
Response to: kanye west Posted October 2nd, 2009 in General

Yo i think that this Gay Flounder over here had the best music video of all time!!!

Response to: Nicknames for users? Posted October 2nd, 2009 in General

You can call me FRG because soon...you shall all know that name...MUHAHAHA FRG!!!!

in fact i use this alias for pretty much everything !
Response to: what will make you leave NG's? Posted October 2nd, 2009 in General

I will run away at the next rape tunnel thread i see...Mein gott!!!!

Response to: NG i have a confession to make,,, Posted October 1st, 2009 in General

You bought 7-Up? 7 FUCKING UP?!?!?!?? You deserve to be put to sleep...

Nah just kidding! Go return that shit
Response to: Stupid kids. Posted October 1st, 2009 in General

Yeah the boiled water in a squirt gun thing is kinda gay, i would say to buy an airsoft gun or something, maybe even Pellet gun...

Best of all is the paintball gun; Ruin their clothes and their confidence!
Response to: Your age vs Fake profile ages. Posted October 1st, 2009 in General

Real age: 14
Youtube age: 34
NG age: 24
myspace age: 19
Facebook age: 14
Your mom's age: exactly 43 zero minutes, and 13 hours

Response to: Cleveland show starting tonight Posted September 27th, 2009 in General

haha where i am its on right now! i guess ill watch it...

Response to: Cleveland show starting tonight Posted September 27th, 2009 in General

NO WAY!!!

Black guy + Family Guy + own tv show offspring of family guy= Racist comedy!

Awesome

Response to: mod for the day Posted September 27th, 2009 in General

At 9/26/09 05:33 PM, Batista333 wrote:
At 9/26/09 05:24 PM, bhsqad15 wrote: if you were a mod for the day what would you do
lock this thread and ban you

Ban you first so i can lock this thread then ban myself

if i could...
Response to: Dethalbum II Posted September 25th, 2009 in General

Mastodon FTW!!!!

@ my sig
Response to: What your Favorite Level Picture? Posted September 23rd, 2009 in General

28 dark
39 dark
44 light
58 dark
59 light because it looks like Mr.Clean

Response to: Need help with maths Posted September 23rd, 2009 in General

At 9/23/09 01:38 PM, HyperGumba wrote: This is not even for mortal people,this is madness !

No,...THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!

not in all caps
Response to: Photoshop Tony Wicks! Posted September 23rd, 2009 in General

At 9/23/09 03:15 PM, JohnBlack1980 wrote: This dude looks like he was punished enough... leave him be...

I think i manned him up a little...

Photoshop Tony Wicks!

Response to: Off school early, Chuck Morris. Posted September 23rd, 2009 in General

At 9/23/09 01:52 PM, Thegluestickman wrote: Today our school got off early due too some renovations happening at the next door church. Power outages and shit. The renovation happened to be the one that is down my street: Chuck Morris renovations.

I am happeh.

God damn misleaders i thought this said fucking "CHUCK NORRIS" not "imafag MORRIS" !!!!!

Who's chuck morris???
Response to: Scribblenauts Codes/Cool Words Posted September 22nd, 2009 in Video Games

At 9/20/09 01:19 PM, wafflecake12 wrote: By the way, I have not found an enemy that could beat the hydra.

a grenade launcher or railgun or ray gun kill it instantly...have you tried cthulu or the jersey devil? How about moth man? Or even spring heeled jack? They all work!!

Response to: Useless Facts Posted September 22nd, 2009 in General

a sperm whale has a 13 ft penis and can produce 9 kg of sperm

Response to: Does anyone crush up their ''Tums'' Posted September 22nd, 2009 in General

At 9/22/09 06:13 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: I place it in my mouth first, then place my mouth on the sink tap Fallout 3 style and choke it down.

Epic Fallout reference win!

Response to: Kayne West is a racist Posted September 22nd, 2009 in General

well what can you say? He's a gay fish!

Kayne West is a racist

Response to: Hunting is bad Posted September 22nd, 2009 in General

I smell a pussy! No but seriously are you a homosexual or something?! Hunting is fun! Its like an FPS only in real life...especially when you hit them right below the chin and above the collar bone!

Response to: Health question Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

DAMN that's one sexy ass hand!!

Response to: The last time you cried. Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

When Chuck Norris killed my family after i said that i didn't believe in him...

WHY GOD WHY?!?!?!!!
Response to: Homeless = Win Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

At 9/20/09 08:54 PM, KrossXero wrote: So if your homeless you must be using a laptop...what about the battery on that laptop, what will you use to keep it charged...and for showers and stuff...What about all that?

haha, i have actually thought about it and it would only be a few hours before i would have to charge mine, even though it lasts for 9 it would die on 4 because of my massive ownage in TF2 and UT

Response to: I Want To Get A Really Big Knife.. Posted September 20th, 2009 in General

meh i have a few knives this one is at least illegal to carry

I Want To Get A Really Big Knife..