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Response to: Gummy snakes. Posted August 5th, 2010 in General

I see, that would probably take me an hour or so, I've watched my friend eat one before. It took her like 30 minutes...

And yes, i made a lot of cock jokes
Response to: Gummy snakes. Posted August 5th, 2010 in General

Those things are fucking huge, how long did that take you to eat may i ask?

Response to: Fuck 99%! Posted August 4th, 2010 in General

Punch your computor's monitor, and tell it to accept your load.

Cock joke
Response to: I dislike these people. Posted August 4th, 2010 in General

Fuck FRGmaster and his stupid photoshopping threads. He needs to die in a hole.

With naked women, in need of some good dicking!
Response to: Newgrounder you want to meet Posted August 4th, 2010 in General

Sweet21, EyeLovePoozy, EJR, and Alaska

FUCK
Response to: So theres this girl I like... Posted August 4th, 2010 in General

At 8/4/10 10:51 PM, Killinkyle wrote:
At 8/4/10 10:38 PM, OneWordName wrote:
Back to the point. Don't attack me because you can't accept the fact that the only reason you think this girl is "interesting" is because she has tits, and that her "boy friend" is probably getting ass right now, while you have an internet debate.
And no, I dont like a woman because of there tits, I like someone because of there attitude, there personality and what they like. (I'm probably gay...)

Come on man, her boyfriend is probably hammering her in the ass right now as you get bashed here on NG. She's probably to tired of being fucked so hard that she looses her memory of the past 3 years she has even known you! Here's my advice, study her boyfriend(If he is even real) become friends with him then have him teach you the ways of Pussy-Fu. Pretty soon you'll be fighting of billion's of other girl's pussies!

cunt
Response to: To all you athiests Posted August 4th, 2010 in General

I'm sorry but have you gone through at least 1 year of Global History at your local High school? Do you even know what was happening 6,000 years ago? You're obviously either a troll or a complete moron that believes something that could not even be true. GTFO OF MY INTERNET YOU GOD WORSHIPING HIPPIE!

To all you athiests

Response to: Newground Users Using Meth Posted August 3rd, 2010 in General

Considered trying it...but took I hardcore PCP instead.

Response to: I'm now seeing characters from SP. Posted August 3rd, 2010 in General

1. Stop trolling, the past three threads were unfunny not even realavent
2.Rockit and Mike are gay buddies...Mike's profile just says it all.
3. Fuck Southpark, that stopped being cool and funny when i was like ten, you were most likely 7 so obviously your imaature and feeble mind weren't enough to comprehend the stupidity of such of shitfuck show. FUCK!

2; Either that or it's his Alt
Response to: Facebook... Posted July 31st, 2010 in General

At 7/31/10 12:41 AM, Kogey wrote: You get a free customized mousepad from some site if you have 50 facebook friends?

Can you give me the link?

I could use a new mousepad
Response to: At What Time Did You Awake? Posted July 31st, 2010 in General

1:10 pm

Playing 360 up until 3 am...

Response to: It Is My Birthday Today Posted July 31st, 2010 in General

Happy mother fucking birthday! With another you should be more mature right? So get the tits off NG!

God dammit
Response to: Computer has no sound ): Posted July 30th, 2010 in General

Wait, so your saying that your computer doesnt have sound? You know that happened to my laptop and i did everything that i could, so i had to get a brand new one...if i were you i would fix it.

Response to: How much RAM do you have? Posted July 30th, 2010 in General

4gigs of RAM i hve windows 7 64bit and I've been contemplating to increase it to 6 or 8 this past year but i'm to lazy to do so...

Response to: Show NG your desktop! Posted July 30th, 2010 in General

Wayy better than it used to be...

Show NG your desktop!

Response to: Hearing this, I died laughing. Posted July 30th, 2010 in General

Wow, he should be raped...to death

Response to: guys I'm gonna grow a moustache Posted July 30th, 2010 in General

Grow an Amber's Alert stash

guys I'm gonna grow a moustache

Response to: What would you do if you we're God? Posted July 30th, 2010 in General

At 7/28/10 08:31 PM, LaForge wrote: I would kill everyone on earth except super hot emo chicks who I will seduce with my godly powers and fuck the shit out of them. Then enjoy the spoils of apocalypse like looting Alien Ware laptops and 360 and PC games.

I would do this^

Response to: Stand By Me Posted July 30th, 2010 in General

Nope, Speed was better.

Response to: I'm fasting for 5 days Posted July 30th, 2010 in General

I am going to do the exact opposite, i am going to continuously eat for the next 5 days. This will be my suicide, creative right?

Response to: Fuck those black gel bands! Posted July 30th, 2010 in General

Justin is that you?

Response to: Color!!! Posted July 30th, 2010 in General

At 7/30/10 04:39 PM, Xenolithic wrote: Purple.

This ^

Color!!!

Response to: J Beibs Posted July 30th, 2010 in General

At 7/30/10 04:32 PM, Sleipner12 wrote: And besides when Justin hits puberty and his voice gets deep he's gonna end up like Aaron Carter (a person who went through a similar spike of fame back in like 2000).

Exactly, i would agree...it's not only that, it's that girls think that everyone else with that particular haircut will argue that "Ohohoho your copying him, go get a life". My reason for this thread is coming from me trying to troll on Omegle, and being called JB time after time, finally i get into this conversation with some fat asian girl, and she said the quote i stated above. I just don't understand Newgrounds, i just can't seem to grasp this bullshit that we call music today.

Fuck it
Response to: J Beibs Posted July 30th, 2010 in General

At 7/30/10 04:24 PM, snyperscope wrote: Honestly. No one cares about you or Justin Beiber.

I don't know what you're bitching about--If you want people to care, you should complain about something that actually affects you.

You see sir, it does effect me.

It's his hairstyle, i can't go anywhere in public without being called Justin Beiber, or J Biebs...at least where i live. It effects me every time i stand near a magazine stand. And get your grammer right you stupid bitch not affect, it's effect. And i'm not getting my haircut for anyone, i'm not changing my hair because of some fag!

Response to: J Beibs Posted July 30th, 2010 in General

At 7/30/10 04:06 PM, steph2568 wrote: This is the first time I've ever seen someone refer to him as 'J Beibs'.

HE'S THE GOD DAMN BIG JB

Response to: J Beibs Posted July 30th, 2010 in General

They all look alike...

J Beibs Posted July 30th, 2010 in General

Stupid shitfaced pre-pubescent fag that thinks he's cool...how many other people hate him, how is he even popular? Why do people like him? I'll tell you why it's because of this.

OH SHI-

J Beibs

Response to: Burritos? Posted July 29th, 2010 in General

Mudkipz?

Response to: Life Expectancy Calc Posted July 29th, 2010 in General

82...kind of an odd age for me i guess.

Response to: Tosh.o Posted July 29th, 2010 in General

At 7/28/10 11:58 PM, Jercurpac wrote: Who gives a shit? Web Soup didn't invent the idea of a TV show dedicated to commenting on clips from the internet. I don't think they really knew what to do at first, but the feel of the show has become more comfortable.
Honestly, most of the content on the show is new to me. You really have to spend too much fucking time on Youtube to know more than ten percent of what they show. Of course, when they do a web redemption it's something everybody and their grandmother knows, that's the point.

Right there winning statement...I would agree with Web Soup being unfunny. Don't get me wrong i love AOTS and X play(when they're on) but websoup's jokes are kind of akward and obscenely misleading. Sometime Chris does a good job but not all the time. Web Soup gets a 2 out of 5. Yoink!

Xplay reference