I drink a lot of coke.I daily drink a big bottle on my own.

I had purple poo once.Its cancer.Supercancer.

At 9/5/09 05:08 PM, Michaelas10 wrote: From a liveleak comment:

"where fishermen usually fish."

No shit sherlock.Anyways it was obvious taht the boy did die.If from that fall he didn't harm it's own damn brain it would be a miracle.

At 9/4/09 10:04 PM, Krystal-M3thoD wrote: i recently was playing toss the turtle and fantasy battle 2 and the medals i have unlocked and worked hard to earn are not registering on my account. is there a bug or is this a server glitch?

please help.

thank you

-krystal M3thod

TL;DR : this dude is whining because he lost 2 medals.Boo hoo.

At 9/1/09 03:08 AM, BlammerReviewer wrote: So Ng how would you kill me?

I would'n kill you.Now go home.

At 9/4/09 12:49 PM, Toiletpaper wrote:

At 9/4/09 12:45 PM, frencho wrote: Correction: too many Inmature 13 users on NG.

Were you high for the last 331 of your posts?

I think he means 13 year olds.

Not really.Some 13 year old users aren't a bunch of idiots.For example, take Twilight.And you don't see me making posts making petitions to de-mod STEM or Poozy.

Touche.

Correction: too many Inmature 13 users on NG.

Holy fuck.I'd say halo reference, but i don't want to look like an asshole.

At 9/4/09 09:44 AM, Gergaloth wrote: Newgrounds is not at fault.
You're suffering from depression, my brother Epicfail and I do as well. See your family doctor, tell her you're depressed.

as i do too.

NO.FUCK NO.BITCH, I WON.TANKMEN FOR THE FUCKING WIN.

I'd sit with Magical Zorse.

Authorities are being contacted.

RIG MODE : /OFF

Honestly nothing.Stuff would lose its value, and it would have its rewarding feeling.

P90 looks really weird, but its great: huge clip, low recoil, nice grip, and it's wieldable by both hands.

Me-Fucking-Tallica.

period.

Choo choo, failtrain is coming, all aboard!

At 8/30/09 06:15 PM, EvilJesus wrote:

At 8/30/09 06:10 PM, frencho wrote: Its...just...a zit.I 've seen worse shit.

Then post it here pussio.

Magik-Waffle beat me to it.

Its...just...a zit.I 've seen worse shit.

Hey look dude, i stabbed myself too.Pic included

what, what do you mean with " i can't see it?"

Fuck farmville, i roll with country story!

Dude, that is so wrong.

I mean, fucking a bird?

that shit was written by a fucking nerd who was beaten up by his classmates.His quote is famous just becouse that idiot probably discovered some weird shit, like electrodes or canned beer.

OMEFGSD SOMEONE CALL THE MIRRORBUSTURS LOL

not all caps

10 P90s, all attached with duct tape.

that happens when you eat too much puppies!

sorry man, but dont worry, i am a bit chubby too.

my thoughts, you say?
FUCK THEM.UP THE POOPER.
seriously, the color scheme is the worst shit that i have seen in years.You cant open more than 2 games whith medals or you will lose the connection, when i usually open 5 or more in NG.The chat is full of oxnobius cocks that can't cuss or shit, the page takes ages to load, and the forums, ohh, the forums.I still have nightmares about that shitty copy of the NG BBS.

At 1/14/09 07:26 AM, coolpick wrote:

At 1/14/09 07:24 AM, operatordead wrote: His stuff is Avant-Garde, you're just too much of a philistine to understand them.

Thank you
I've reported Jonas to a few friends and he won't be a mod much longer after this!

uhhh...he's ironic.

I had an accident when i was four and i lost my left thumb nail.Forever.

JK, it grew back.

Nice story man.I liked the part when the evil brother was sucked into space and exploded

at 4 years old, discovered the internet.