I would just punch the guy with the money and take it.

At 11/12/09 07:25 PM, Chymeraxe wrote:

At 11/12/09 07:20 PM, letiger wrote: Needledick.

Amazing timing, lol.

Needledick.

At 11/12/09 08:05 PM, Aigis wrote: Why is this "The Critic Affect [sic]"?

Critics have nothing to do with whether or not a sequel gets made for a film.

Actually critics have a lot of things to do with sequels. If a movie gets great reviews then more people will see it. The more people see it, there is a better chance for a sequel, because movie companies are greedy fucking pigs.

*shits on chicken nuggets

Lie to Me is awesome because it has Eli Roth in it!

Maybe the Crow series. I only saw the first two. The first was awesome. The second kinda sucked. But I'm still gonna watch them all.

Randy Rhoads wins my vote!

I will kill you
I will rape you
I will murder you
and I will eat you!

From my experience drinking, which isn't much, I suggest you get some vodka and mix it with some sort of soda. Dr. Pepper maybe.

South Park is a stupid, horrible, and unfunny show that only fags laugh at.

I once had a dream where my best friend cut into all of his limbs leaving huge gashes. As I am talking to him and asked him why he did this his limbs begin to swell. It looks like there is fluid inside of them. He just laughs it off so I don't think anything of it and leave.

So I get into my car and put it into reverse and my friend comes and lays in front of the car trying to get me not to leave. So I think "nice try douchebag, I'm in reverse". So I press on the gas but it goes forward anyway, and I run him over.

I get out of the car to see if he is okay and he is just laughing and one of his limbs are flattened.

Obviously a fake story. But on a kind of related note, I beat the shit out of a wigger over the summer.

At 11/7/09 03:43 PM, jakobhummelen wrote:

At 11/7/09 03:34 PM, gapern wrote: Stupid idiotic bullshit

Intelligent stuff

Everything you typed was a waste of time man. He didn't even click on the link. He just saw "copyright" and "internet" in the same thread and aromatically assumed his uneducated, idiotic opinion. He is probably mad that mommy and daddy don't let him download things onto their computer.

Dump her ugly fucking ass so you can bang those other chicks just to find out you an ugly little cunt.

At 11/6/09 07:30 PM, TheSporkLord wrote: im sick of the retards who don't know who/what an assassin is.

to be an assassin requires NO special training or anything, it just means you killed an important person.

example, i stealthily kill a hobo= not an assassination
i shot JFK = assassination

Wrong. An assassination can happen to anyone. An assassination happens when the victim's life is taken unsuspectingly. If this doesn't happen then it is a murder.

You should punch him in the face. Because it is your job to punch her in the face if she is cheating on you.

I thought all Lego pieces were for sticking in random orifices of the body.

Become an anarchist and raise some hell.

I don't have very many IRL, but they are some of the best people I have ever met. The only problem with an online friend is you can't molest them when they are sleeping.

Smash it in between the laptop.

At 11/3/09 09:11 PM, MilkGobbler wrote:

At 11/3/09 09:10 PM, Franklin-Moore wrote: I was born without feet, so I just fuck bitches! Been fucking bitches since the 4th grade yo!

I used to fuck my grandma too!

Grandma fuckers in da house yo!!!!!!!

I was born without feet, so I just fuck bitches! Been fucking bitches since the 4th grade yo!

Needledick

At 11/3/09 01:59 PM, Timmy wrote:

But other than blowjobs, Halloween is the best time ever.

I don't think blowjobs are that great. Does that make me gay?

The movie is going to fucking suck and if there was a zombie apocalypse you would not kick any ass. You would be eaten in the first five seconds. Now go back to being a basement dwelling faggot.

Heroes sucks.

The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day

Fuck her and fuck her now.

I started shaving at 13. I suggest start shaving when you can feel the hair on your face.

Dat wigga got his ass kicked yo.