At 9/6/09 03:13 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 9/6/09 03:06 PM, Fragment wrote: Sounds like too much fun. The Nazi Cop thing was funny but hearing you describe the bar owner makes me want to go down to Memphis and party my ass off with him.

Dude, for real. I've been trying to get a Memphis Meat done for years now.

Plane ticket to Memphis from D.C: About 600 dollars, maybe a bit more.

Do they accept 19-year olds or is it 21-and-up? Because I am so fucking down to go.

Sounds like too much fun. The Nazi Cop thing was funny but hearing you describe the bar owner makes me want to go down to Memphis and party my ass off with him.

At 9/6/09 02:55 PM, MaraquanWocky wrote:

At 9/6/09 02:54 PM, Fragment wrote: You guys are like 6-year olds being nostalgic. Redonkulous.

Me was lurking. Me quit lurking year before join. Me suddenly remember NG. Me join. Me start posting months later.

Me stop talking like this now.

Oh, yes, I forgot that apparently every 08 user has been lurking for years now. Silly me.

At 9/6/09 02:14 PM, DumbassDude wrote: Why are 08'ers making topics about how good topics use to be?
Doesn't make any fucking sense.

Exactly.

You guys are like 6-year olds being nostalgic. Redonkulous.

At 9/4/09 05:29 AM, Scuzzfest wrote: No, NOW THERE'S SOMETHING FUCKING WRONG.

Killing my childhood.

Angelica has little boobies, but this doesn't make me happy.

Boromir. His walk was by far the silliest.

At 9/4/09 04:35 AM, fishboy121 wrote: Something here doesn't seem right?

Yes.

I distinctly remember Tommy's ball being red and yellow. This green and purple bullshit is retarded.

At 9/4/09 05:21 AM, Sekhem wrote: the more i watch eraserhead the more i realize that it isn't as great as i originally thought it was

So true. This isn't one of those movies that you can decipher its greatness the more you watch it. Still, I remember this part of the movie and it made me lulz.

For a second I had no idea who the guy was, then when they started talking about Britney Spears I remembered. Oh, and his girlfriend isn't really that hot. From the pictures she looks like an average girl.

I just flagged that asshole who left the abusive review. Tomboy was his name, or something like that.

Of course. I just uh...cut them up like regular chickens?

Sure, just cut them up like regular chickens.

At 9/4/09 04:55 AM, scotty13 wrote: my girlfriends name is julie........... i was kidding around with her one time and it lead to an argument it went something like this

Hey. That story bored the fuck out of me.

Disregard stupid lolcat caption.

BTW, love that the name of this pic is "stupid-cat-in-chicken-costume.jpg"

Hey, Betty. Whoops, I meant Samantha. Fuck, what am I thinking? Julie. Yeah, Julie, that's the one. Anyways, secks?

Congratulating myself for defeating the terrible parasite monster, I went up to my room to properly grieve for my parents and the current state of the world, what with an economic recession and Somali pirates and all. On my way to my waiting abode, though, I had to stop. I just had to.

A deathly cold stilled the air with a vicelike grip that managed to squeeze the breath out of my lungs. I once more heard a strange noise. Looking yonder towards my kitchen, I could see it there. More terrible and fearsome than I could imagine.

It looks like I am in for a long day, readers.

At 9/3/09 01:47 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: But imbecile is an old medical term for stupid, so it still means the same as stupid or moron. What if I want to insult a person I know is smart?

There is no better insult than to question a man's intelligence. I think this is the best you will get, apart from insulting his family and his honor. Or you could call him "a lower form of life than even the littlest organic being" and be on your merry way.

The bastard would pay for feasting on my parents, It once more emitted a roar and started playing with the remains of my parents in its ugly mouth, twisting them around its tongue and soaking them with its saliva. I cursed at it and heaved a kick to its side. It only made it stronger, it seemed.

Looking around, I noticed the foul beast had not only killed my family, but it was also using some form of tentacle limb to suck the lifeforce out of my very own home, like a disgusting parasite. I prayed to God in heaven to help me in my time of need and with eyes closed I struck the tentacle limb. It fell under my powerful strike and the beast died shortly after, gurgling out one more roar before its life ended before my eyes.

Crisis averted.

Not too many people use "imbecile" anymore. I think it serves the purpose and it's powerful enough to make a troll think "wait a minute, maybe I am a huge fucking moron".

I've ventured a little closer to the beast, now that it has stopped its horrible roar. Maybe it was mocking me with its laughter. I do not know. Anyways, it has opened its mouth, and being the brave soul that I am I have come closer to inspect its innards.

I see some shoes, some clothes in its mouth...wait. Wait a minute. These are my mom's shoes. Hold on...

WHAT THE FUCK, IT ATE MY PARENTS

I heard this very strange noise emitting from the depths of my house, and I, being a precocious young man ventured down to see where this sound originated from.

Evil. Scary. Ominous. White. Boxy.

It's still sitting there in my basement, waiting, watching, preying. I snuck up to it as close as I could get and took a picture of it. There it is on the left, no doubt waiting for the perfect moment to devour me. Pray for my life.

At 9/3/09 01:21 PM, Agent7X wrote: Once I typed the word bigger in a chat and the b wasn't a b.
How about you?

You wrote "Ligger"!?

At 9/3/09 01:14 PM, Struggle wrote: Anyone who's saying "skatefags suck" have never skateboarded. It can feel literally liberating to just spend some hours on your skate.

Sure, it can be liberating and feel amazing to ride a skateboard, but that doesn't give anyone the right to mess up property they do not own.

I like sex, but you don't see me having it in anyone's bed but my own.

At 9/1/09 06:47 PM, awesomebad wrote: i can do it! i can do it nine times! no seriously. i'll use a semi-auto carbine rifle.

Wow, membership has really gone up a notch in this place. I'm sure twenty of the Mafia's loyal minions will soon come in to annihilate you with flames then start a lengthy and intelligent discussion that will write itself over three pages in less than four hours. I'll just sit here with my hopes up and with extremely high expectations.

Daddy, daddy look! Look what I found *crouches and stares at something in the ground*

What is it son? *Walks over to the curious tot and kneels next to him*

Is it...d-dead? *pokes the BBS thread with a shivering finger. The thread gives a little wheeze as a response*

No, I don't believe it's dead, son, but sadly it's breathing its last breaths. *Shakes head mournfully*

But, but, look at it. It's so old, so grand. *Little boy dabs at his teary eyes with a tiny fist*

I know, son, but you have to keep in mind that it had a long, full life, and that BBS threads don't usually last that long. It has a rich, colorful history to be proud of, its a remarkable achievement made by remarkable users...

Ooh! *Junior perks up, eyes shining brightly* Can I put it out of its misery, dad!? Can I pleeease?

Ha, ha, alright you little rascal. Here, let me pull out my gun *Pulls out a .357 Magnum from under his jacket. Hands it to his beaming son, who handles it gingerly*

Now remember, bud, put one in the head to make sure it's a done deal.

Gunshot. Splatter of blood. Silence.

Daddy! Did you see its brains blow out!?

Yes I did, champ. Good job, you just JFK'ed the shit out of that BBS thread.

Fuckin' awesome, daddy, fuckin' awesome.

End.

Hey look, I can still write. Ooooh, I hopes missus SDGs likes its :)

At 4/16/09 10:57 PM, WildCatzTy wrote: stuff

At 4/16/09 02:48 PM, Strauss wrote:

stuff

All I can say is....wow. Just, wow.

At 4/15/09 07:28 AM, Strauss wrote: dude, you must be the stupidest motherfucker alive, trying to make a copy of a locked thread. what the hell? don't you READ the reason that topics are locked?

And this directed to who?

Funny= Noob failing at uploading a pic on NG, at following advice, and posting links.

Funnier= A bunch of retards going apeshit over it.

No offense, but most of you are stupid.

At 4/12/09 03:12 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: Hey! Great to see that you are a Mormon. I want to ask, what is the Mormon religion like compared to the Catholic religion? Just curious, if you know a little about Catholisism, though. Also, what is YOUR point of view, and what is the Mormon church's point of view, on homosexuality?

I was converted to Mormonism at the age of 10, and before then I was Catholic, so yes, I have a knowledge of both religions. There's a lot of differences, but the big ones are that we do not baptize babies, we have a Prophet and Twelve Apostles compared to The Pope, we have different interpretations of the Bible, and we do not worship or use idols (Like the statues of Jesus and God, etc), whereas Catholics have a lot of statues and paintings that they worship and pray to.

On homosexuality: Homosexuality is wrong, that being so because sexual attraction in its purest form is for the purpose of fathering children and having an eternal family with your wife and kids. That being said, I believe in a separation of church and state, which is why I support civil gay marriage. So in religious terms, I am against it, in political terms, go nuts.

At 4/12/09 03:06 PM, Achilles2 wrote: Anyway, I have a question about Mormonism. Is it true that it preaches that God is one of many beings who lived a pious life and was "promoted" to his current position? Is it also true that Mormons believe that God has a wife and that we are literally God's children?

Ha, I was talking about this yesterday. We believe that after the Last Judgment when everybody has been sent to the degrees of glory they have reached (essentially, Heaven and Hell, but a lot more specific), the people that have reached the highest degree of glory have reached eternal and pure happiness. This happiness means no pain, no suffering, no temptation, etc, which in turn means God-like. Thus, Mormons strive to reach a God-like being, and then they get to create their own worlds and pass judgment on their own children, etc.

TL;DR: God was promoted to his supernatural being, and we know we have the opportunity to do so as well.

As for God having a wife, yes, he does have one, and we are his children. Like I said before, we also have the opportunity to have an eternal wife who will be the mother to the children of our own world.

At 4/12/09 03:00 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: How does it feel to be very slightly better than Scientologists?

I am not very familiar with Scientology, but from what I do know I can tell that it is very different from Christian, or to be more accurate very different from everything else. My opinion of Scientologists isn't bad, like I've said, to each his own, but I do believe that weird creeps like Tom Cruise give it a bad rep, same as perverted priests give the Catholic church a bad rep and polygamists to Mormonism.