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the question is, why did my sister get all mad if we all know that RL women dont have actual vaginas?

I overheard my sister complaining about her period, and she just wouldn't shut up! I was starting to get irritated, so I shouted out,"THEN GO PLUG UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!"
She got really mad. I don't know why...I mean, everyone knows that RL females don't have vagina's.

While you're opening argument on the matter is a bit mixed regarding opinions and a bit lack of information, my opinion is that gays should be allowed in the military, regarding they can be relatively discreet and control themselves around same-sex members.

For one, I consider that a type of abuse. To send your kid to some 'straight camp' (or so I call it) could seriously impact him for the rest of his life. Its completely unfair, and him being gay is NOT, under ANY circumstances, a bad thing. Its completely his choice, and why his parents can't accept that is definetly not a good thing.

Second, I can't say. If you are 16 or older, or you have an adult friend to help, then the project feasible, although it sounds extremely difficult. If you can't do that, then I would suggest trying to talk to his parents about it, if you haven't already.

I'll tell you EXACTLY why the hell you're being treated like this. Its a very simple explanation.

You. Act. Like. A. Chick.
Enough said.

If you act like a girl, you're going to be treated like one. And screwing girls/breaking their hearts is either going to get your dick chopped off or you'll just be VERY alone, for the rest of your life.

Hmm...too true. They're a waste of resources etcetc.Now, just out of simple curiousity, whats YOUR plan when you become too old to work? Eh?
Get eaten by African children?
Its only a good idea until you have to do it.

Well...
That is true.
In that case, here's another one. They can't survive on an honestly earned salary.

First, I have to admit that I am a bit confused. This topic is infinite, and when humans have rather finite minds, things can be easily mistaken.

God-almighty, all-powerful, etcetc. He is the creator of everything. He can see the future, the past, the whatever.
He can control everything, anything. Ok, ok. So, why the hell doesn't he just cause us all to become good? By good, I mean no lying, no killing, no whatever. He created the universe, right?

Or, when he created this existence, how and why did he allow it to go to shit? Couldn't he have kept us holy and good?

And in the way of Christianity and whatnot, could he not have killed the Devil instantly, without bothering to let him absolutely destroy us all (or let us destroy ourselves)?
Why did he even bother with this whole idea of humanity in the first place?

I am done.

You forgot the last one-
The government is made up 'mostly' of assholes with no hearts, souls, guts, or balls.
-_-

For one, I don't care.
I say that if you wanna be gay, be gay. Being gay does not hurt others (unless you are a rapist. then its an issue) and the only reason so many people go 'ewewew its a homosexual' is BECAUSE they haven't moved on. They haven't gotten the idea that homosexuality is a choice, and it makes people HAPPY.

Oh yes, the bible says...
Mmmhmm. And in the bible, doesn't it CLEARLY state that Adam and Eve's children had kids together? -cough- inbreeding, much? -cough-
And lets not forget the obvious sexism and polygamy in the bible and...oh, Nevermind. Its in the bible, that makes it A-OK!

Another reason to dislike homosexuality is because some rather zealous gays have done pretty terrible things in their 'pride'. I do not find this nescesary, and I thinks a little extreme. WAY extreme, in some cases.

Heres what I say.
DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT, BUT DON'T GO EFFIN NUTS OVER IT!

Exactly!
Dear god, what the hell is the point of banning something that is a woman's choice? I mean, why is it so important that every god damn baby be born?
What if that baby turns out to be the next Jeffrey Dahmer or..
dare I say...
George Bush.
O_O
No but seriously, what happens if this woman can't support a child?
It will die.
What happens if she's a crackhead and doesn't feed it?
It will die.

btw kiddies-O.B.A.M.A=One Big Ass Mistake America
Dontcha just LOVE acronyms?

I would suggest stopping that routine-it makes you quite ill, and you could face severe weight/health issues.
By the way, Chinese food is the bomb, but you'll be hungry again in an hour, kiddo.

Well, I know what could make you're day soooo much worse.
--cough--
You get out of bed and OH SHIT.
You grew a Siamese twin.
A gay Siamese twin.
You have ONE butt.
And he has a date.

OK kiddy, this is what you do.
1. Weed
2. More weed
3. Realize weed is a mistake, stop.
4. Buy ridiculous amount of lottery tickets
5. Get rich
7. Find that bitch who dumped you, taunt her with money
8. Happy.
9. Some weed. Because its really not that bad.