Blush, I want to have your babies.

Umm, okay.

Castrate yourself to prevent further temptations.

Please refrain from stereotyping.

Inb4 Poozy with the "banned for a month".

Someone's let out the green eyed monster.

So, I was five years old and I remember I was with my mother and her friend and they were laughing and joking talking about some lady that had just given birth so intrigued, I burst out laughing and said "Wouldn't it be funny if a baby came out dead?". Needless to say, they stared at me and then my mother decided to give me a talking-to (lol).

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Dude, it's hella funny to do it.

At 10/5/09 04:32 PM, armorwarrior wrote: It's better than not running at all and being a lazy ass. If he's about to pass out after running a mile then running a half mile would definitely help him get in better shape.

Who made you that black guy that won the olympics?

At 10/5/09 04:36 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: I mean, yes, there are some cops that abuse their powers. Think of it though, if there were no cops, do you know how much crime there would be?

Yes, and that's why I want cops gone.
Nah, just kidding. I fuck cops for breakfast.

That dude with the shotgun.

The question is, do ghosts have penises?

Boner with Girlfriend = Profit

If we don't abide morality we will all die in 5,000 years.
Prove me wrong.

What the fuck?

Did he died?

I guess we'd be fighting a war against the Super Mutants?
Not exactly the hardest question to answer.

Because you touch yourself at night.

He's in a toilet.

- Wake up in my Mum's t-shirt.
- Fold it up and put it away.
- Be a fag.
- Run an ice bath. Jump in and condition my hair.
- Holla at my Mum.
- Be a fag.
- Drive around the 'hood in my Mum's Volkswagen.
- Be a fag.
- Eat some celery.
- Ask my homies to double-check my homnework.
- Go home.
- Be a fag.
- Sleep.

Fixed.

Hmm... does a "could've raped her" moment count?

No. I once fucked myself.

Your mother.

At 9/5/09 01:36 PM, SilverTheHedgehog wrote: Here is a better one:

Who is gayer

* Someone who looks at someone a lot, slaps someone's butt, grabs and squeezes someone's butt and says "oh" when some guy touches him
or
*Someone who makes a topic saying that he wishes he could do it with Lisa Maffia and fucks a wall when looking at posters of girls.

The first one. You got horney over some girls, you fucked a wall. You seem pretty straight to me.

At 9/5/09 01:28 PM, 1Tyla1 wrote: If you really want to fight for non-gayness the next best thing is to just say "I'm bisexual" to shut them up, and judging from what you've wrote, you're either bicurious, or bisexual.

No, he's a faggot.

At 9/5/09 01:26 PM, Master117chief wrote: Because he's black.

durp durp

At 9/5/09 01:22 PM, SilverTheHedgehog wrote: bla bla bla i fucked a wall

That means nothing, except that you're a retard.

And you're just now figuring this out?

At 9/5/09 08:09 AM, SilverTheHedgehog wrote: No, you don't get it. If I say yes, they would laugh at me for liking a girl and if I say no, they would laugh at me for being gay. And I didn't know they would call me gay, when I would of said no.

Grow the fuck up. "They'd laugh at me for liking a girl." What are you, eight?