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I like the Book of Revelations, and my friends always called me Death cause I was sort of the "Leader" of our little group, and I dubbed a few of the others the Horseman names.

I still like the Horseman Death.

I find this funny, maybe you don't, but I certainly do.

Look at Gabon, that place isn't horrible, and in fact, is doing pretty nicely.

Jess Park.

|Sounds girly...

The Dominion of Receding Light

I do enjoy that you actually put thought into the Tattoo, and for that I think you should get it. Eye of Osiris/Ra is a great choice man.

Awesome Tattoos

At 2/3/09 05:16 PM, Mr-Pope wrote: Sounds like your immune system is falling part. The major symptom of AIDS I believe. The bad kind of AIDS too.

There's a good kind of AIDS?

I'm a fat ass. I'll admit that. It isn't the fact that losing weight is difficult, it isn't, just do something, anything, and you burn calories.

That being said, it is in fact hard when you have friends around you that say you look fine, or you're mostly muscle dude, don't worry about it, or she just doesn't like non musicians or some stupid friend shit that you really don't want to hear.

I've tried numerous times to lose weight. Stop drinking Soda, Check. Eat Fruits and Vegetables, Check. Don't go up for a second helping, check. Yet, when you hang out with friends, it's kind of hard to not indulge around them, and that for me is where it gets crappy. I figure, I've already fucked up tonight anyway, mine as well drink a soda now, forget the 15-30 minute jog I usually do while watching TV, I'll enjoy the show at a decent volume.

It's things like this, when you tell your friends, Dude, I'm trying to look like you and not like my Jabba the Hutt self, so back off, that kills my weight loss. I can totally do it, cause I don't eat many shitty foods, in fact my favorite foods to eat are oranges and mangoes, it's just friends bitching at you that they got Burger King or something and that they feel bad because you didn't get anything. It gets irritating after awhile.

Plus, I lose my scary factor that one of my friends has relied on for a long time.

At 11/24/08 04:35 PM, lunardragon96 wrote:

At 11/24/08 12:47 PM, TDOGGY wrote: if you r a fan of the funniest man on tha planet: congrats! you have just become my friend. post your comments bout any of his perfromances or talk about his ideas for each characters

Jesus. Not another one.

Oh no, he's getting Jesus involved. Jesus takes 4.5 seconds to get to Earth.

As many people have said, yes you can I would assume.

It might also be possible to kill yourself while sleep walking...

Translation

Hey Everybody, I plan to copy an anime, which one do you guys think I should mimic? By the way, I plan on wearing the robe in the picture below, so keep that in mind.

Do you guys think this is crap, or what?

She looks like a man...a horribly horribly bloated man...who got stung by bees...

If it was dying, the Mother would've killed it. My dog had 4 litters and only killed 1 of them, even though a few of them looked sickly and wouldn't stand on their own. Each one of them grew up just fine and was like the other dogs.

Sorry to say, you might have killed a perfectly good puppy.

I don't mean to sound like a jack ass, because I personally don't like the game, but Newgrounds most prominent games are based off of killing random celebrities. Assassin anyone? I mean that's offensive to certain people, and Newgrounds has never said that it was trying to make everything good for everyone. I'm not Anti-Israel in any way, but the Hamas is a legitimate organization and political party within Palestinian people. The ENTIRE Middle East, almost all of it, is surrounded by enemies. You got Iraq and Iran, Iraq and Kuwait, Israel and Palestinians, and more that I can't remember.

Why get all worked up over a game, a GAME, that is supposed to be about destroying something. Hell, let's also get offended about Battle Gear because it promotes Russian, Chinese, and American superiority.

Last year I believe it was, my dad had a tumor in his neck, and none of us were sure if it was cancerous or not. I was just sitting one day in study hall when all of a sudden I smelt his cologne on my shirt (I had borrowed some to put on) and this rush of emotion just came over me and I walked out of the class room crying.

I always saw my dad as invincible, I mean he looks like Lou Ferrigno and he has never showed any signs of pain or anything when I was around him, and I never thought he could actually die. I guess it's a painful thing to watch our heroes become human.

Satan himself is not Evil. Satan was and is a fallen angel that tried to usurp the throne from God. Instead of killing Satan, he gave him Hell, his own place of fun and merriment. All that joined Satan, aka other Angels, became known as Demons, and he has agreed to punish the wicked as some sort of penance for what he has done.

Or something like that

For one, Dracula had super strength, at least compared to a Human he did, he also had the ability to convince others what he wanted done, and due to his dealings with magical societies, he was powerful with magic.

Two, it is a common Vampire theory that a major way to kill a vampire is utter dismemberment and burning them. Before Bram Stoker and Dracula, many people would go to Cemeteries that they thought the people would rise again as a vampire and cut their heads off, stake their hearts, throw holy water on them, AND burn them.

Three, I've never heard anything about bodily fluids alone making a Vampire. Many Authors nowadays make their vampire have a long drawn out process that the vampire must go through, Anne Rice does, White Wolf Studios does, Dracula had to drain their blood three times before they turned into a vampire.

Where does it ever say they have Red Eyes? If it does in Dracula, ok, that's Bram Stoker, he died a long time ago. The Modern Day Vampire is what Twilight's Vampires were probably based off of. Many Vampire Myths state piercing blue eyes or dark brown eyes.

StickyPalms121

Oh yea

At 12/25/08 07:48 PM, nonameowns wrote: religion

Religion, despite what some think, has in fact done good though. It's unified people, it's given them a cause, and has helped people get through tough times. Even if you remove the concept of religion, a new concept would appear and it would be the same thing, people believing in a higher entity or power helping them through their lives. What's wrong with that?

I'm Pagan, so in no way am I trying to fight for Christianity or the things they've done, but look at what they have done, Buddhists, Hindu's, Muslims, Jews, look at everything they've done. You honestly think that half of their accomplishments would have been carried out without their beliefs? Buddhist accomplishments, their charity work, all of it would be gone, Muslim Medicine advancements would be gone as well.

What I would do is remove the need for religions to fight for dominance. Or mudkips, either one...

Guys, I seriously think the last thing Wolvenkind honestly needs is someone telling him that he is a selfish person. He's having a rough time, I mean a parent with cancer isn't fun at all, and while, yea, it's probably easier to call him a selfish bastard, it's Christmas Eve guys, how about we take Newground's dark and sadistic heart that it has turned into, and actually show a little compassion, if only for the lulz that might ensue later on.

Wolven, if you need anything, just throw me a PM, I won't be able to do much, but I can still listen and such.

Possibility of her talking to me like we used to? Her trusting me again?

Hey Guys and gals of New Grounds,

I have a question for all of you. This, I realize, is the worst possible place for relationship advice, as the old meme is that the last time NewGrounder's saw female genitalia they were related to it, but I just figured that you guys could help me out as to how to bring it up to the girl I like.

You see, she, myself, and a friend had a slight love triangle. She liked Him, he liked her, and there I was, liking her as well. Now, my friend would always ask me for advice about her, and me being the guy I am, would tell him the right stuff. Sabotage was never really my thing. Anyway, things go on, and they start dating. For 3 days...that's all. Now, she is calling me (which I liked) and asking me what I thought happened, and I would tell her what I truthfully thought. She says that he blamed me for it, saying I pushed him into asking her out.

Well, that happened 2 months ago, and today he, my friend, tells me that I actually had nothing to do with them breaking up or anything, and he just needed an easy excuse to break them up, instead of the real excuse, which was he just wanted to have some sex.

So, how do I break it to the girl that he actually just used me to break up with her? He didn't realize that I liked her at the time, he also didn't realize that she slightly liked me, but liked him a lot more. Do I say anything? Do I ignore this? Your thoughts would really help.

Thank you,

Ethan

Except for a small chain of New England Grocery Stores called Market Basket....we don't give senior discounts and have the ability to say no when people ask for multiple orders. They have to either place the order divider themselves or it's gonna be just one big order.

Girls in spandex are fine, girls in leggings are fine...but girls wearing BRIGHT FLAMBOYANT neon colored spandex are just irritating. Girls, and sadly some guys, do this at my school.

At 11/13/08 07:06 PM, Ghyfty wrote: How much are you going to get paid for this job?

Sorry to say, but I think you're not capable of doing your job since you don't know how to spell restruant and say that shitty joke.

Apparently you don't know how to spell restaurant either little boy.

For one thing, The Man named Jesus really did exist. He was a Jewish Missionary type that decided to spread Judaism to people who were from all walks of life. He didn't mean to start a religion nor did he ever say he was the Son of God, he just never denied it, thus leading people to believe he was the Son of God.

Two, Hanging Gardens weren't around at Jesus's death, nor were they in a Roman Territory. Those were in Babylon.

Three, Christianity was technically started by Jesus's apostles by accident.

Deadpool is actually going to be in Wolverine's new movie, not sure if it is a cameo or if he will play a major part, considering how for a brief time, Deadpool was kind of living in Wolverine's shadow.

I'd be any female super hero just for the sheer fact I could look at myself naked.

OH...and I'd have to be able to fly..

List of Creepy Things

1. When I was age 5, I creeped all the other kids out because I had a Dead Baby T-Shirt that I wore to school.
2. I threw up in church (right on the preacher HA!)
3. I crack my fingers every 5 minutes, exactly.
4. I snap my fingers when I am nervous
5. When I get really angry I sometimes lose the ability to see colors.

OH, and I smother kittens with my own chubby frame.

Wolves of the Callah by Stephen King.

1300 pages or so, and then I picked up the crappiest book ever, Damnation Game. Don't read it.