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Response to: The Worst Commedian! Posted February 18th, 2011 in General

At 2/17/11 02:15 PM, Floofs wrote: Jim Carrey is very boring.

and borderline retarded.

Response to: Error Messages! Posted February 18th, 2011 in General

At 2/17/11 08:09 PM, klad5 wrote: SORRYZ MR. BONDZ....
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Psh hahahaha! Nice

Response to: Error Messages! Posted February 17th, 2011 in General

At 2/17/11 01:01 PM, MrPercie wrote: mine doesnt even make sense? what kind of answer is ok?

seek help??

Response to: Error Messages! Posted February 17th, 2011 in General

At 2/17/11 11:47 AM, Rawnern wrote: Me I'm dogin raindrops!

Not bad... not bad at all...

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Response to: Jonny the Homicidal Maniac Posted February 17th, 2011 in General

At 2/17/11 08:06 AM, WontonClock wrote: Has anyone ever read the comics? It is about Jonny who is a serial killer that is very deep and talks to pillsbury dough boys.

Yeah I did... wait is it about this guy:

Jonny the Homicidal Maniac

Response to: The Worst Commedian! Posted February 17th, 2011 in General

At 2/17/11 07:08 AM, Fim wrote: Hate to be so profoundly racist, but so few american comedians are funny.

Profile:
Age/Gender: 19, Male
Location: MANCHESTA (UK)
Job: I dont liek it

Sometimes... I'm embarrassed by my own people...

Response to: The Worst Commedian! Posted February 17th, 2011 in General

At 2/17/11 07:11 AM, SuspiciousPenguin wrote:
At 2/17/11 07:07 AM, HighWay wrote: Any female comedian.
Now THIS^ is true, I don't know why but I don't find any female 'comidiens' funny.

Yeah, i gotta agree with this...

Response to: Error Messages! Posted February 17th, 2011 in General

At 2/17/11 07:07 AM, Toast-Tony wrote: This would be a legitimate comment if the thread didn't actually suck and it weren't done before.

You show me a thread that HASN'T Been done before, so stfu!

Response to: The Worst Commedian! Posted February 17th, 2011 in General

At 2/17/11 06:58 AM, MCSMstudios wrote: Wow. That guy did suck. Seemed like all his jokes were the sort that are capable of sustaining laughter when it's already there, but none were good enough to generate the initial laughter. Basically, he sucked. Almost had me going when he said the hurricane was blowing people, but then he wrecked the metaphor way too early.

I should note, he also doesn't take heckling very well. He got PISSED at the Emilio reference. I'm serious, I hate comedians who can't handle a heckler. You're on stage, make fun of them a few times, if they keep making it impossible to do you're act, THEN throw them out. These primadonna ones that have people thrown out right away are asses.

Personally, the worst I've seen is probably some local. But if we want semifamous or overrated, Jeff Dunham. He does the same voice for all his puppets with different accents. Same voice, different accent. Bad voice actor. His jokes are predictable and too stereotype based. Nothing groundbreaking.

Really? I don't think Achmed or Jose sound like any of the others. If you're gonna go with Walter or Peanut, yeah I'll give you that. I will say this though, he's actually funnier without the puppets. His pre=puppet intro is hysterical. I also love how he waits for people who go to the bathroom.

Also, Dane Cook sucks. That pretty much goes without saying.

Agreed

Response to: Error Messages! Posted February 17th, 2011 in General

At 2/17/11 06:48 AM, SkeletonGimp wrote: Cheap, cheerfull and to the point.

You think you're hot shit don't ya typical ass attempt at first post.

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Error Messages! Posted February 17th, 2011 in General

Let out your frustrations! Post the dumbest error message you've ever seen.

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Response to: The Worst Commedian! Posted February 17th, 2011 in General

At 2/17/11 06:37 AM, Falonefal wrote: 99% of all black comedians, because 99% of their jokes are about blacks and whites.

And 99% of their audience is also black.

Yeah they're racist, they get up on stage and say horrible things, yet Mike Richards gets up on stage, does exactly the same thing, and gets crucified for it.

The Worst Commedian! Posted February 17th, 2011 in General

Saw this guy not too long ago... Jay Davis, I'm sorry, he's not funny. But he was part of Dane Cook's (also not funny) tours. Let me say... when I saw this guy a bunch of people started going "Quack Quack Quack!" aparently taking stabs at the fact that he is a dead ringer for Emilio Estevez in looks and voice.

Who is the worst you've ever seen?

Photoshop Michael Jackson Wannabe! Posted February 16th, 2011 in General

CROTCH GRAB!!!

Oh and move along those of you who are just gonna be like "WAH WAH WAH Crappy Base pick, WAH WAH WAH!!

Photoshop Michael Jackson Wannabe!

Response to: Photoshop the most hated man on YT Posted February 16th, 2011 in General

At 2/16/11 11:19 AM, Phobotech wrote: Two pages in, and we got a half-assed MS Paint and an Obama Hope poster photoshop. Everything else are confused looks, people not knowing who the hell this guy is, not caring, and debates over internet personalities that are either superior in likability or unlikability.

Not my fault...

People just don't want to Photoshop this guy for a couple of reasons.

1. Because photoshop threads have all but disappered from NG due to morons and Mods banning them... oh wait...

-The thread title is too heavily opinionated,

True...

so this has somehow started a debate among the thick-skulled NG'ers quick to jump on just to say "Nuh-uh."

Also true, but still not my fault...

-The base pic sucks.

Yeah yeah, we get someone saying that in every photoshop thread.

He's not really in any position that's easily exploitable, and we only got half of his body.

I've seen you guys do more with just a face!

Whatever we're doing, we're going to hope this muppet is photoshopped from the waist up.

So???????

He's not doing anything interesting. Nothing is here to spark our imagination other than the fact that he rips off the AVGN.

You just summed up his videos! So this is appropriate!!!

"Oh, I guess we can photoshop him next to the nerd?" Wrong. Where are we going to stick a desk in next to him? "He was at the World Trade Center at 9/11!" ...if he was sitting at a desk outdoors... You see now why this thread is failing?

Um... no?

You probably could've gotten five photoshops off of this guy if you hadn't over-glorified him and just said "Photoshop some asshole."

With the anonymity, the ADHD regulars of the BBS wouldn't get distracted. Maybe along the way, you'll inevitably find the four users in NG who have heard of this guy and equally shares disgust with you, sparking conversation.

Ok, here you go guys:
PHOTOSHOP SOME ASSHOLE!

Photoshop the most hated man on YT

Response to: Photoshop the most hated man on YT Posted February 16th, 2011 in General

At 2/15/11 03:06 PM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: Who is this?

Chris Bores, the Irate Gamer

Response to: Photoshop the most hated man on YT Posted February 15th, 2011 in General

At 2/15/11 11:39 AM, 111122223188 wrote:
At 2/15/11 11:36 AM, ForTheQueen wrote:
At 2/15/11 11:32 AM, 111122223188 wrote: no not funny
U suck
NO U

No Definitely you!

Response to: Photoshop the most hated man on YT Posted February 15th, 2011 in General

At 2/15/11 11:32 AM, 111122223188 wrote: no not funny

U suck

Response to: Photoshop the most hated man on YT Posted February 15th, 2011 in General

At 2/15/11 07:28 AM, Dent0n wrote: Funny. I instantly knew it was the Irate Gamer by reading your title:P

Oh, and the basepic is to low to photoshop..

Oh ok... hows this?

Photoshop the most hated man on YT

Response to: Teaching Rappers to Speak! Posted February 15th, 2011 in General

At 2/15/11 08:07 AM, ratchetrockon wrote: I'm sorry for liking rap....

I didn't realize It wasn't legitimate music.

You damn well should be! REPENT!!!!

Response to: Teaching Rappers to Speak! Posted February 15th, 2011 in General

At 2/15/11 07:32 AM, Toast-Tony wrote:
At 2/15/11 06:19 AM, ForTheQueen wrote:
At 2/15/11 06:17 AM, GenocidalTendencies wrote: Someone is obviously not educated when it comes to hip-hop.
Educated and hip-hop do not belong in the same sentence, nice oxymoron though.
This just goes to show how close minded you are and how you are a true sheep following examples of people with stereotypes. You're one of these people who see's a muslim on the TV blowing up a building in a terrorist attack and all of a sudden to you every single muslim you see is a terrorist and must fight against them. So you go with linking Hip-Hop to black guys to ill education due to poverty meaning that anyone who is involved in hip hop is dumb. You are a complete and utter fool.

That's not true, I don't think EVERY muslim would blow up buildings. But take a look at the Muslim countries of the world. The Extreme muslims are the ones that would blow up buildings, and they are starting to look more and more like the majority.
Iran- Extremists
Pakistan- Extremists
Afganistan- Extremists
etc. etc.
Rappers... look let me put it this way, if the majority (more then 50%) of a group re-enforces the steriotype, then it's valid. I hate people who say, "Well not EVERYONE does it... so the steriotype isn't valid."
That's like saying because one mailman decides to not deliver mail on one day, that the steriotype that mailmen DELIVER letters is invalid!

Response to: Teaching Rappers to Speak! Posted February 15th, 2011 in General

At 2/15/11 06:17 AM, GenocidalTendencies wrote: Someone is obviously not educated when it comes to hip-hop.

Educated and hip-hop do not belong in the same sentence, nice oxymoron though.

Response to: Teaching Rappers to Speak! Posted February 15th, 2011 in General

At 2/14/11 01:06 PM, mattuiop wrote: This is why I love being a grammar Nazi!

yes, this!!!

Teaching Rappers to Speak!

Response to: Photoshop the most hated man on YT Posted February 15th, 2011 in General

At 2/14/11 05:58 PM, PuRpLe-KusH wrote: SxePhil is funny but annoying at the same time.

agreed

Response to: Photoshop the most hated man on YT Posted February 14th, 2011 in General

At 2/14/11 03:12 PM, Dromedary wrote: I'm not sure who he is.
Is anybody?
Is anybody sure of their own identity?
Who are you?
Hey, who am I?
What day is it today?
Better not be Wednesday.
That means I missed out on French fries.
Damn it.
I love French fries.
And milkshake.

MMMM

Try reading above, jackass!!

Photoshop the most hated man on YT Posted February 14th, 2011 in General

Here we have the most notorious youtuber. The Copy cat, the infamy, the Irate gamer!

Photoshop the most hated man on YT

Response to: Teaching Rappers to Speak! Posted February 14th, 2011 in General

At 2/14/11 11:07 AM, 111122223188 wrote: no you are wrong dem sounds better than them black people are better at english

Not giving you a tarts chance in hell I am, yes sir I am sir.

Response to: Teaching Rappers to Speak! Posted February 14th, 2011 in General

At 2/14/11 10:48 AM, Figter wrote: Just shut the fuck up and let them do what ever they want with THEIR LIFE

no

Response to: Teaching Rappers to Speak! Posted February 14th, 2011 in General

At 2/14/11 09:25 AM, Toast-Tony wrote: When it comes to any genre of music, the best in the taste of the listener is most likely never those of which are the most mainstream. Any genre you could sit for days even months researching, listening to bands, artists etc and probably find some bands/ artists you find absolutely incredible even in genres you don't particularly enjoy to find they have never had any success other than local status.

To be fair, I've listened to quite a bit of rap as my brother listens to it. Everything from the way it was to the way it is now, I've never heard anything I like.

You're bitching on rappers that are your typical raised on the streets, stealing to get by, dealing and doing drugs to only find they have a major mainstream talent in music and become insanely rich gloating about the bootys they can smack despite life still being hard for them.

Very true, this IS how I see rap, I've yet to see any evidence to the contrary.

This is your stereotype, if you do not follow this mainstream train to success you stick to your guns make good music but only get noticed by those with a particularly large interest in the genre.

My brother has gone to underground shows, small time gigs, etc. Most without huge record deals, still all seems the same to me.

If you stop being so narrow minded you may see talent in this genre, if you are not interested in this genre in the first place then don't bother arguing against it, as you are wasting your time.

I don't view it as wasting time. I view it as exposing the truth, that anyone can rap with time and practice, NOT everyone can sing, and rap shouldn't even be considered a legitimate music form. Period.

Response to: Teaching Rappers to Speak! Posted February 14th, 2011 in General

At 2/14/11 08:57 AM, SteveGuzzi wrote:
At 2/14/11 08:35 AM, ForTheQueen wrote: This is the flaw in your argument... people say that if you make a generalized comment about... ANYONE, you are steriotyping. But if only 1 out of a million do something, how is that a steriotype?
stereotypes and generalizations aren't entirely baseless -- but that's not the point.

the point is that people will assume stereotypes represent the majority when they actually DON'T.

In this case, I think they do!

Likewise, what's more prevalent out there...
your idea of "what's more prevalent" hinges upon your familiarity with media and what you passively or actively look for. the fact that certain content (regardless of its actual quality) has the backing of major labels, big advertising budgets, and radio/TV station payola does not mean that type of content is REALLY "what's more prevalent" out there. it's just what gets more paid-for airtime and/or controversy-fueled publicity. there comes a time when you have to realize that the loudest folks aren't always the ones that speak for everyone else, and that there IS a "silent majority" out there that can't be summarized so easily by simply-defined demographic blocs.

Well if that is the case, then we need a more specific category for this type of rap music, what would you qualify that as? Because honestly, if that's not the case, then it needs to be addressed. I mean look at Punk Rock. It has gone from bands like The Cure, Sex Pistols, and NOFX to stupid bands like Bowling for Soup, Sum41, and the like. Now you can say that not all punk is like that, but sadly, most Punk bands these days ARE like that and sadly, the problem is now THEY ARE THE MAJORITY!