I'm an ass man, always have been, always will be.

I couldn't care less whether she has D's or A's, the real business is in the ass.

No pun intended.

At 10/7/09 07:16 PM, JKMonkey wrote: no, it's obviously staged

Who would think that it's real? You've got to be a special kind of dumbass to believe that.

It's now Talk like a Staunch neo-Conservative Day asshole.

Go buy a calendar.

DAMNIT NVIDIA!!!!!!!

capslock

I think that advertising your own works on general is for douchebags.

Hai guys, what's going on in this thread?

I don't treat any of my friends that way.

I've never made friends like that is basically what I'm implying.

Personally I'm of the belief that music is music, no matter the genre or your personal tastes.

But screamo is making me seriously consider rewriting my belief structure on music.

Porn in post=apocalyptia? We all know Moira goes down like a gay Taiwanese clown.

At 9/16/09 05:41 PM, CacheHelper wrote:

At 9/16/09 02:18 PM, HorseCockJohnson wrote: Hello, I am HorseCockJohnson
Goodbye, I am HorseCockJohnson

I love you HorseCockJohnson

Hooray for alts!

At 9/16/09 05:42 PM, ninjaman9000 wrote: No one cares.

This

Well first you must go to a back alley market in Taipei. Here you will find Bubba. He will be recognizable by his swaying cock. Then you must tell Bubba that his chicken pot has overflowed.

Bubba will reach into his magical sack of goodies and produce for you a book. In this book, you will find the secrets of the internets. Read this book with Magic Goggles, not un like Mormons.

Then tell me what you see. I shall then turn the entire story into a New York Time's #1 Bestseller.

I won't be giving you any of the cut, so don't ask me too.

The guy who does Littlefoot, hands down.

Wish I could remember his name off the top of my head.

I still prefer DD's work on the wiki article.

You ever get the desire to just pull out one of their lip rings? Just for the hell of it?

At 9/12/09 05:23 PM, Cericon wrote:

At 9/12/09 05:15 PM, Calintz wrote: No, I'm not a bitch for crying.

Yes you are.

Having feelings and a heart, doesn't make you a bitch.

Yes it does.

You're a bitch.

We all know you cry at night, it's all right, no judgements, no judgements.

At 9/10/09 06:48 PM, iJolly wrote: Sounds stupid.

Tell anyone who doesn't go on the BBS what the BBS is all about, and you'll get roughly the same response.

At 9/10/09 06:33 PM, Gojiralph wrote: Fucking big thick rimmed glasses, with NO LENSES IN. Cus apparently being a 'geek' is awesome all of a sudden.

Yeah I earned mine, but here they are, without any eye problems, getting the look for free!

Also the kids who raid Hot Topic because they're trying to look "original".

And the weird plaid pattern clothes everyone's got a hardon nowadays for.

Living in Northwestern Washington, I can only do this occasionally, for fear of Bigfoot.

At 9/10/09 12:26 AM, Obsessed117 wrote: I give you my penis

As do I. I give you both of mine.

You know how tough it would be to police that shit? Or to keep the technical aspects in check?

At 9/5/09 10:31 PM, 95688kage wrote: it would get hurt in like ten seconds

Just roll it up in like a hermit crap shell looking thing.

I solved the problem.

At 9/8/09 08:59 AM, Braedon wrote: The Ducktales shirt most definitely.

BTW, this is what I'm wearing to school tomorrow:

I'm going with some assless chaps, and nothing else.

Robot Chicken is kind of off and on for me, I mean sometimes it's hilarious, sometime's it's just "meh".

I guess this skit was OK.

There's something satisfying about popping a really big zit.

I am so confused, what's going on here?

I do, a lot. I always think my posts are way too short, just like this one.

I just find it hard sometimes to flesh out what I'm saying.

It's called a pregnancy test.

She'd be massively unfaithful, all sorts of "Users" would put "Flash" in her "Portal".

You should grab her pillz