At 11/9/09 07:57 AM, Zouk wrote:

At 2/23/09 05:22 PM, THESNOOPESGUY wrote: Anyway I cant wait for his show to come back/

When will the show be out?

Its already out.

Thoughts of the last episode before this one: It was funny. Kinda good satire.

Final episode of the season: Pee(yes, its called that unfortunately)
The boys are super excited to spend the day at Pipi's Splash Town but there is danger at every turn. Things at the water park are not what they seem. The boy's fun filled day is about to turn deadly. Events are in play at Splash Town that signal the end of the world is upon us. Cartman tries to warn everyone but no one will listen. Disaster is about to strike and the boys are in a race to survive.

Cloverfield? 2012? MW2? Fallout 3? Booze? What is happening in South Park, eh? Well, this is the last episode of the 13th Season. Until next year(or will they surprise us with a 15th episode)?

SouthAsian, I agree with you(again). Still is Pacific Islander basically the Hawaiian islands and Oceania/Australia/NZ? Why don't they separate those 2 ethnicity's and have it on one ethnicity: Asian, and on another choice of ethnicity, Pacific Islander? Then again, like you said, the people of America think that the Asian people are inferior. Soon, there might be an Asian American President, but the GOP will not be the party that will give the president(they are becoming bigots now, unfortunately).

About the MVP, I found out it wasn't the same guy who got death threats and was attacked by his own teammates. Still, its good to see the first Asian to win the World Series MVP award.

Agreed.

I got a question, why is it that the U.S. Government always has this happening:

Choose your ethnic(race basically):
Caucasian
Hispanic
African American
American Indian
Asian/Pacific Islander(WHAT THE FUCK)?

Really, they allow Natives/Alaskan/Hawaiian natives be American Indian, but Oceanians has to be part of Asian in what race you are. Why the hell can't the government make a new one that shows Pacific Islander as a separate choice(Its basically Oceania/Australia/New Zealand)? Then again, Congress won't do it, and the white people won't want that to happen because they think "asians are inferior." It seems like the Asian Americans are the new scapegoat, and new target now. Asians was the only race that was banned from entering the United States after the Civil War(Chinese Exclusion Act of 1882, Immigration Act of 1924/Asian Exclusion Act, Japanese Internment act of 1944). I checked some discrimination of Asians, it was horrible, here is one of them.

A Chinese person was attacked by 2 white people, called racist names, and said that his race was responsible for the white people losing their jobs. They killed him, and they got off with some prohibition time and a 3,700 dollar fine because they got a reduced sentence(manslaughter/claimed that they were not a threat to society). After one of them got convicted and was almost sent to Prison(the murderer of the Chinese person), the trial moved and the Jury basically acquitted them of ALL FUCKING CHARGES. A civil suit was issued to one of them that the murderer had to pay the victim's mother money, but he stopped. They shown no regret, or remorse. She was so sick of the racism here, that she went back to China.

Another one: An Indian gets attacked by a couple, gets called hateful names. So, its a hate crime right? Well, according to a certain judge, you are WRONG. They got out free with no crimes or punishment(I think). If it was a black guy, or hispanic/latino, the judge would maybe be on their ass and punish them.

The site that showed these 2 hateful stories that were against Asians and asked why is this happening: The story about the 2 white bastards killing the Chinese American and getting away with it , The Indian(India) guy being beaten up by 2 people and was called racist slurs.

I also found out about the Ft. Hood shootings, I kinda consider Muslims/the Middle East being part of Asia(therefore, Asians), and the racism I found on the blogs, was despicable. They wanted all Muslims to never serve in the US army(what the hell indeed). I also saw that the Vietnamese American that voted for the Health Care bill in the House of Representatives, well, GOP got pissed, I think I saw some racist comments in some blogs. God, what has happened to America, this is why a whole lot of countries hate us now, they see us mostly as racists.

Well, I saw some good news, the MVP of the World Series is the same guy who got attacked by his teammate because he was Japanese(Forgot his name, but I think his nickname was Godzilla). Its good to see some good news about Asian Americans, especially one that had the FBI investigating death threats that were directed towards him(yes, that actually happened).

God, I hope racism against Asians end soon, then again, it will end when the GOP and DNC stop fighting each other, and the GOP racists go away. Sad to see that Asians are still seen as inferior, even though it is already 2009(almost 2010).

Dances With Smurfs
Cartman has a daily forum for his agenda when he is chosen to do the morning announcements. Eric Cartman seizes the opportunity to become the voice of change at the school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is South Park Elementary's Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. Cartman is asking the tough questions and gaining followers.

Well, another new episode. Oh, and last episode was funny, but not very funny.

The F Word
The boys aren't going to let the Harley Festival being held in South Park ruin their weekend. Everyone agrees they've had enough of the loud and obnoxious bikers that have arrived in South Park. The boys are taking on the Harley Riders. They throw down the F word and the game is on.

Hmm, bikers, F word. Taking bets, what is the F word they say?

hint, not fuck(or is it). Nah, its not fuck, otherwise FCC will get pissed, its most likely the other one(fag).

Don't ban me mods please.

1. L4D2(PC)

gore, killing infected, whats not to love?

2. Blitz The League 2(360)

Injuries, might get this soon.

3. EOLC(GTA4/360)

What do you think?

4. Mass Effect(360)

might get this soon, want it for a good reason.

5. Modern Warfare 2(360)

What do you think?

Kinda funny, and not going to spoil it, but here is a hint:

blame had something to do with it, and a certain event in 1945.

Whale Whores
The Japanese are on a mad-hunt to kill all the world's dolphins and whales. Stan and his family are spending his birthday at the Denver Aquarium where they will get to swim with the dolphins. Things turn bloody when the Japanese attack, kill all the dolphins and ruin Stan's big day. There seems to be no end to the senseless killing. Stan takes on the cause to save the dolphins from the Japanese.

No comment.

And the good old scapegoat died, again(Kenny died again).

THEY BROKE HIS JAWH.

THEY TOOK THEIR JERB.

Sorry for late review, but I thought it was alright. Kinda funny that he didn't really know what a pimp means.

New episode tiem.

W.T.F.
After attending a WWE MATCH, the boys ALL WANT TO BE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLERS. The boys have found their new calling in life and they hurry to sign up for the wrestling club. They soon find out THE KIND OF WRESTLING THEY TEACH AT SCHOOL IS not the same thing they saw at the WWE. The boy's wrestling coach has the same problem. He's been struggling for years to get people to see the difference.

Yes, the episode seems to have that title. I guess its about/aboot time that South Park parodied WWE. Whats next, that shitty book series? Oh wait, did they already parodied/mocked it?

Wasington (the state):
1. Has the Seahawks(which kinda sucks)
2. Microsoft is based there.
3. Near Canada, eh.
4. Safe from the California becoming an island to hang out with Hawaii earthquake.
5. the worst book series ever made takes place in this state.
6. You can try to beg for money at Microsoft.
7. Yell at the retards there that came after a certain book series came out.
8. Okay, America, can we remove Washington(the state) from the United States? And annex it?

Episode 1309 - Butters' Bottom Bitch

Prostitution is on the rise in South Park. This affects South Park Elementary in an unusual way. Butters has made it all the way to the 4th grade without ever kissing a girl. All of his friends have been teasing him mercilessly. Butters is determined to catch up with the rest of the boys in his class. See the really short preview below.

What happened to the raisin girls he was with? What do you think about this episode?

At 10/8/09 06:23 PM, Strength wrote: this thread is nearly a year old.. why do you fuckers still feel compelled to continue hitting 'reply'?

Its the official South Park Season 13 topic. Plus, its to keep the assholes from making a topic for every fucking episode. We got to conserve topics and posts.

At 10/5/09 05:37 PM, Lemmiwinks91 wrote:

At 2/23/09 06:32 PM, alucardxmeow wrote: South park is OK, but personally I think the jokes for family guy are alot funnier. South park is just more of some kids doing some retarded stuff.

It's funny and all, but it doesn't make me laugh like jokes do.

you say this but southpark takes into account whats happening in the world today and applies it into their episodes, especially since the movie. The plots are strong the jokes arent repetitious apart from the 'kenny dyes' joke which is more or less gone now as pointed out.

If you ask me southpark jokes are funnier and family guy is a bunch of adults (preferably peter) doing retarded stuff. lets be honest.

Plus, South Park is more on the satirical side of comedy(and parodying every damn thing, but mostly sarcastic and satirical), while Family Guy is mostly fart jokes and retarded shit. Basically, in a way, South Park is more mature humor(satirical).

Watched the newest episode, was funny. The ghost hunters...............SUCKED. The ending was very funny, although they could have uncensored the last part.

them celebrities gone to Hell. Sucks for them.

Bump, reason? Oh, I don't know, maybe this: October 7th will be the 2nd part of Season 13.

Episode 1308 - Dead Celebrities
The boys bring in professional ghost hunters to investigate evidence of paranormal activity in the Broflovski House. Powerful forces are tormenting Ike. He's freaked out and the stress could kill him. Kyle and the boys are doing everything they can to save him but the poltergeists won't leave Ike alone.

Who are you going to call? Nah, forget the Ghostbusters, you do it yourself, its free.

If I managed to get elected:

Try to stop racism(won't happen).
Increase some spending on education and technology by cutting Military(we spend a shitload on military, more than any other country, I think, so its not that bad).

Foreign policies:
Convince Iran to not build a nuclear weapon.......or else.
Help out Afghanistan
Find and kill Osama Bin Laden(if not yet found).
If North Korea launched a missile at South Korea, Philippines, Japan, or China, convince U.N to shove 20000 missiles up KJI or the new NK dictators ass(basically, if NK decides to launch a missile at another country, convince the U.N that enough is enough and invade North Korea, its fucking 120+ countries vs. 1)
Try to help France stop being a surrendering asshole that takes credit for shit they didn't do.

Were your parents born in Asia?

Also, here is a good tip:

Don't screw around.
or(this is the same article),
DON'T FUCK WITH INDIANS/ASIANS

If you don't want to read, a terrorist got disarmed by an Indian woman and she shot him with his own AK-47 after they threatened her father. Basically, badass and they may have learned a lesson(don't fuck with Asian Indians).

Why are we helping Pakistan, lets help India in anti-terrorist fighting, and Pakistan.

At 9/23/09 12:37 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: But NOD have the best defences by far. With the proper setup you can be untouchable.

I remember having 10-20 OoLs in a campaign where you fight the MARV tanks(it was funny seeing them go down in a few seconds). I should try to build a huge OoL defense in any game and stealth it if I am going against a noob online.

Noob: look, idiot has no defenses.
*shuts down stealth generator/disruption tower, reveals 30 OoL towers, and 30 SAM sites*
Noob: shit *ragequits*.

Well, got TFD, surprised that I kinda enjoyed Generals/ZH(mostly of mods). But I still remember the old games. Anyone beaten the extra missions in TD/RA1?

And has anyone tried to run over someone's shrunk MCV with their own MCV?

Anyone here beaten the last guy on Iji Maxed Charged(on Extreme or Ultimortal difficulty)?

And to keep this shit going, a good old classic game from 95:

Title: Command and Conquer(Tiberian Dawn/C&C95)
Genre: RTS
Description: After the Allies beating Stalin in World War 2(RA1 story: Einstein traveled back in time to 1924, killed off Hitler, went back to 1945, thought World War 2 never happened, fucked up because USSR had no Germany to hold off, USSR invades Europe, after shitloads of battles, Allies manage to win barely), a weird meteor hit Earth and created a new material called Tiberium. A terrorist group called The Brotherhood of Nod thinks its the accession to the human race, the Global Defense Initiative(GDI) thinks its a threat.
Link to game: C&C95 GDI disc, C&C95 Nod disc

other notes: Its basically the old C&C game that Westwood Studios made, released for free by ea for some damn reason. Oh, and here is the prequel to this game:

Title: Command and Conquer Red Alert
Genre: RTS
Description: Basically, what I said, Time travel fucked up, thanks a lot Einstein, you caused a worse World War 2.
links to game: C&CRA Allied disc, C&CRA Soviet disc

You need a CD emulator like alcohol 120 to play them, and yes, they are free.

At 9/27/09 11:48 PM, gamerpeepinpa wrote:

At 9/27/09 04:38 PM, ForcedDj wrote:

On the bright side, I saw another student in my school that is Filipino(and she is in 11th grade). Then again, in my school, I'm not surprised that there are racists there, they really hate Obama and sometimes calls him a nazi or communist.

Where do you live? There may be like 8 Filipino kids at the most in my school, the rest are all black, hispanic, or white.

I actually live in a pretty hick-ish place, so I get a lot of Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, right-wing types as well. I get pretty pissed off as well having to hear people call Obama a "Nazi anarchist communist socialist fascist liberal radical left-wing" all the time. Gets old. Especially as the terms most of the time contradict each other, but that's a whole different point altogether.

Jacksonville, Florida. Mostly in St. Johns county. Right now, I know 3-4 Filipino students(counting myself) there, 2 of them in 12th grade(me and another kid), and 1 in 11th(the person I was talking about).

At 9/27/09 08:05 AM, gamerpeepinpa wrote: shit about school.

Well, I think that in my school, its shit for me as well. Most people act like spoiled shits, complaining about the smallest fucking detail. Most of them of course, has an iPod, iPhone, and maybe an expensive car that their parents bought for them. Plus, I suspect they are white supremacists. That, or they just hate anyone that isn't white. In fact, I am mostly the target of some immature assholes in my school for their stupid as hell jokes/stunts.

I guess its either because I am a loner, or Asian/Pinoy/Indian(not American Indian).

On the bright side, I saw another student in my school that is Filipino(and she is in 11th grade). Then again, in my school, I'm not surprised that there are racists there, they really hate Obama and sometimes calls him a nazi or communist.

At 9/24/09 08:33 PM, Hellraiser wrote:

At 9/24/09 08:21 PM, Greenfrost6 wrote: Coincidence? Or Easter Egg?

Screenshot'd from Portal

i dont see it

I think that is maybe usual. I dunno about it though.

looks like the TFC/TF2 logo.

FUCKING SHIT. Well, I know random drop shit isn't the cause of the random crashes I got. But when the server changed maps and went to the whole info screen of the server/map/teams, I couldn't press continue, guess why......

yep, FUCKING CTD. Yes, I lowered my settings(texture to Medium). I got multicore rendering on(because I do have a dual core computer), could that be the cause of the fucking crashing problem?

At 9/11/09 06:35 PM, HeavyTank wrote: Do you do anything in particular that makes the game crash?
Although l must say that random crashes and TF2 are good friends...

No, I just play normally, and boom, 20-30 minutes, crashed. Hopefully by the next TF2 class update, the random crash stops.

At 9/11/09 05:42 PM, ForcedDj wrote: Shit, I sometimes think that racism in D.C. still exists, hell I know racism still exists in this country, and when racism does die it, then that means Hell has frozen over.

..............
FUCK.

When racism does die, then it means that Hell has frozen over.

Fucking typos.

Well, its 9/11, sad day for America.

Anyways, the health care debate, anyone hear that crazy GOP senator yelling out you lie to the President? If this is because the GOP senator thinks that Obama is lying and is black, imagine if it was an Asian American President that gave that speech, what would happen?

Shit, I sometimes think that racism in D.C. still exists, hell I know racism still exists in this country, and when racism does die it, then that means Hell has frozen over.

This whole racism against other races makes me NOT proud to be an American, when a senator disrespects the President by shouting something while the President makes a speech, Republican or Democrat.

At 9/10/09 11:47 PM, youngblood26 wrote: about leaving NG and this club being dead.

Shit, I kinda wanted to join this club(mother's side was Pinoy as well). Who was the trolling/wrecking asshole that did this?

At 9/11/09 02:05 PM, HeavyTank wrote:

At 9/11/09 10:03 AM, Racoonmario wrote:
Does this mean we can blame non-idlers for a low hat drop rate?

Haha, yeah, l guess so :D
If half the community was cheating the other half would be full of hats :P
Also, that pic IS scary...

Agreed.

Also, has TF2 been freezing/crashing for anyone? I been playing on my favorite server, and after around lets say 20-30-50 minutes, TF2 freezes/crashes. Before, I could maybe play 2-4 hours and TF2 will still run(on high settings). Before you ask, yes, my custom shit wasn't the problem when I am playing 2-4 hours. This happened every time I played TF2 after the idler punishment and the community being divided to moralist assholes and idler assholes.

At 9/1/09 05:47 PM, hausoft wrote:

At 9/1/09 04:59 PM, ForcedDj wrote: Ok, once again, asking if I can play my Xbox 360 Fallout 3 DLC offline/without XBL. The only time when I got a new console was a repaired version of the old 360 I had(when it had the RRoD, and I sent it in and got a new one with 1 month free XBL). Is it possible that after downloading the DLC, I can play it on and offline?

yes.

How do you play it offline, and no, don't say go on XBL, then exit XBL. I won't have Xbox Live for a while. No, getting GOTY version won't count as well.