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everything from the 50's foward isn't real music. It's just shitty asshole music. That includes Rock, Hip Hop, Rap, Country, ect.

Listen to Mozart, fucking hippies.

Halo isn't the best fps, sorry.

At 12/12/09 08:42 PM, Twist-Chao06 wrote:

At 12/12/09 08:40 PM, FoodnSex wrote: Hey, fuck you Atheists!!

Hey, fuck you Jehovahs witness

Well Darwin believer, I'm not a Jehova Witness, so fuck off. What, because of your stature, you think you know everything? Offspring of a monkey!!!

Hey, fuck you Atheists!!

No such thing as nice girls

Moderators have dicks?

Both wars were all created by the world government so people could live in fear.

How can I kill everyone?

The users suck, the mods aren't funny and you're insane.

I hate humans...

Yo FF7 fanboys! I'm happy for you and all and im'ma let you finish, but FF6 is the of the best out of the franchise of all time.

What a genius. Real women have things called "being a bitch." Marrying a virtual girl is better fit to a man who just can't get a real girl. Besides, he doesn't have to worry about sexual diseases, real women complaining, having children, real women screaming rape, real women taking all the money, and other bullshit that real women do these days.

Newgrounds BBS is full of in denial teenagers , YOU, who uses newgrounds as an excuse to escape life. Even if you have a life that you love and brag about it, there is some douchebag who probably has your girl that makes you jealous and causes you to be a douchebag on this site as well. It's a never ending circle full of assholes trying to 1-up each other, and the majority of you assholes can't wait to come up on top. You guys only want your opinion and yours only to be heard and every fucking thing revolves around you. You're probably a troll seeking attention just to get off on life. Kill yourself.

Snitch!

At 11/10/09 03:50 PM, ViZi wrote: lolwut?

This sounds like something you wrote for your gf.

I don't have a girlfriend, that's why I'm dedicating this letter to newgrounds.

My dearest Newgrounds,

An angel kissed a star which fell to Earth. Upon it was written what I am about to say to you now, and burned upon my heart was your precious name.

Only heaven would outcast an alluring work of Gods perfection like you, for not even divine angels could look upon your delicate face without sacrificing themselves for you. Something about you makes me want to take you in my arms and keep you forever.

What person in their sane mind could resist those mystifying brown eyes of yours remind me of little raisins, and many a times I have wonder if you have real raisins inside your eyeballs. Do they make you see any better?

I really admire your gorgeous, mysterious black hair. Whenever I see it I can't help but notice how shiny it is. I often wonder if you clean it using shoe polish. Technically speaking that would work, but I guess it would smell a bit weird, so I reckon it must be naturally shiny.

I've always loved watching new movies with you at the cinema. I know you love criticising them afterwards about pointless things like flaws in the plot, camera aperture mistakes, and cinematography errors, but I think thats real cute how you notice such things.

I have to tell you one thing though. I really do love your bum. I think that is the most amazing part of you, and is the most amazing thing on this planet! God, I wish I could do nothing but stare at your beautiful bum all day (besides eating, drinking and sleeping of course). That would be pure heaven for me!

Anyhow my love, I must bring this letter to an end now. But I must tell you something. I've always wondered what you would look like in Leapord Skin underwear. I really think you would be the hottest thing on this planet in Leapord Skin underwear and you could easily overthrow any model out there! If you wear those for me, I promise to worship you and treat you like royalty (Just so long as you don't make me clean your toenails with a toothbrush! I draw the line there).

I will forever be thinking about you, and I love you with every beat from my aching, burning heart which will wither away and die without your sweet nectar-like words!

Forever lost without you,

John

At 11/10/09 03:15 PM, EpicFail wrote:

The country that actually matters? Last I heard your country bombs minorities for oil.
Fuck you.
And then my country has to fucking keep peace there so your dumb asses don't get killed.
And you think America matters more than Canada?
I'd say we're either equal or Canada is better.

Or how about all of North America is fucking stupid.

Hopefully soon. This world is full of dumbasses and it needs to END NOW!!! Whether it be 2012 0r 2028, I personally can't wait for assholes to die, even if it means good people dying as well.

Who knew Newgrounds had a soft pussy side to them.

Oh dear, a movie about animals buttfucking each other to create other animals, and they buttfuck to create animals that look like humans, then they buttfuck to create humans. How interesting. Tell me this! Why the FUCK are PETA members fucking christians, if they fucking love animals so much!?

FUCK!!!

Urban Rivals?

There are these kids in Africa who don't have homes and are starving.

Don't you ever learn that Newgrounders are pussy snitcher hypocrites?

FUCK Newgrounds

At 3/3/09 03:01 AM, EverReady2Kill wrote:

At 3/3/09 02:48 AM, LTmatt wrote:

At 3/3/09 02:30 AM, FoodnSex wrote: Things about Smerica

I'm in love.

I think we need another facpalm or desk over here.

China or North Korea

facepalm

At 3/3/09 02:17 AM, furi-chef wrote: america. most americans are stupid and ignerent. spent 2 weeks in LA last year about 90% of the people i met where just a waste of oxygen. but dont worrie. all sure all newgrounders are apart of the other 10%

I quite agree, but your spelling completely nullifies this statement. So I'll say it.

Smerica. Most Smericans are stupid and ignerent(ignorant). Spent 2 weeks in LA last year and about 90% of the people i met where(were) just a waste of oxygen. But don't worrie(worry). all sure all newgrounders are apart of the other 10% - totally agree with the last statement.

lol

I chose it because Newgrounds has unoriginal names...so I chose something awesome.
NG really blows when it comes to names. Hell, it blows in general.

"I'm on Newgrounds."
That's a fucking turn off

Only trolls do that.

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