At 11/10/09 03:50 PM, ViZi wrote: lolwut?

This sounds like something you wrote for your gf.

I don't have a girlfriend, that's why I'm dedicating this letter to newgrounds.

My dearest Newgrounds,

An angel kissed a star which fell to Earth. Upon it was written what I am about to say to you now, and burned upon my heart was your precious name.

Only heaven would outcast an alluring work of Gods perfection like you, for not even divine angels could look upon your delicate face without sacrificing themselves for you. Something about you makes me want to take you in my arms and keep you forever.

What person in their sane mind could resist those mystifying brown eyes of yours remind me of little raisins, and many a times I have wonder if you have real raisins inside your eyeballs. Do they make you see any better?

I really admire your gorgeous, mysterious black hair. Whenever I see it I can't help but notice how shiny it is. I often wonder if you clean it using shoe polish. Technically speaking that would work, but I guess it would smell a bit weird, so I reckon it must be naturally shiny.

I've always loved watching new movies with you at the cinema. I know you love criticising them afterwards about pointless things like flaws in the plot, camera aperture mistakes, and cinematography errors, but I think thats real cute how you notice such things.

I have to tell you one thing though. I really do love your bum. I think that is the most amazing part of you, and is the most amazing thing on this planet! God, I wish I could do nothing but stare at your beautiful bum all day (besides eating, drinking and sleeping of course). That would be pure heaven for me!

Anyhow my love, I must bring this letter to an end now. But I must tell you something. I've always wondered what you would look like in Leapord Skin underwear. I really think you would be the hottest thing on this planet in Leapord Skin underwear and you could easily overthrow any model out there! If you wear those for me, I promise to worship you and treat you like royalty (Just so long as you don't make me clean your toenails with a toothbrush! I draw the line there).

I will forever be thinking about you, and I love you with every beat from my aching, burning heart which will wither away and die without your sweet nectar-like words!

Forever lost without you,

John

At 11/10/09 03:15 PM, EpicFail wrote:

The country that actually matters? Last I heard your country bombs minorities for oil.
Fuck you.
And then my country has to fucking keep peace there so your dumb asses don't get killed.
And you think America matters more than Canada?
I'd say we're either equal or Canada is better.

Or how about all of North America is fucking stupid.

Hopefully soon. This world is full of dumbasses and it needs to END NOW!!! Whether it be 2012 0r 2028, I personally can't wait for assholes to die, even if it means good people dying as well.

Who knew Newgrounds had a soft pussy side to them.

Oh dear, a movie about animals buttfucking each other to create other animals, and they buttfuck to create animals that look like humans, then they buttfuck to create humans. How interesting. Tell me this! Why the FUCK are PETA members fucking christians, if they fucking love animals so much!?

FUCK!!!

Urban Rivals?

There are these kids in Africa who don't have homes and are starving.

Go down in history as becoming the first aids infested president.

Don't you ever learn that Newgrounders are pussy snitcher hypocrites?

FUCK Newgrounds

At 3/3/09 03:01 AM, EverReady2Kill wrote:

At 3/3/09 02:48 AM, LTmatt wrote:

At 3/3/09 02:30 AM, FoodnSex wrote: Things about Smerica

I'm in love.

I think we need another facpalm or desk over here.

China or North Korea

facepalm

At 3/3/09 02:17 AM, furi-chef wrote: america. most americans are stupid and ignerent. spent 2 weeks in LA last year about 90% of the people i met where just a waste of oxygen. but dont worrie. all sure all newgrounders are apart of the other 10%

I quite agree, but your spelling completely nullifies this statement. So I'll say it.

Smerica. Most Smericans are stupid and ignerent(ignorant). Spent 2 weeks in LA last year and about 90% of the people i met where(were) just a waste of oxygen. But don't worrie(worry). all sure all newgrounders are apart of the other 10% - totally agree with the last statement.

lol

I chose it because Newgrounds has unoriginal names...so I chose something awesome.
NG really blows when it comes to names. Hell, it blows in general.

"I'm on Newgrounds."
That's a fucking turn off

Only trolls do that.

oh

AND what the FUCK would you metal heads know?
GOD!!! fucking Newgrounds

Q: Why are Newgrounders gay?
A: Because they just are

Daniel Tosh

Good...I'll spam that up too

Goong 105 by by Dredshi
Blazer Drive 10 by Winnkey
Kimi no Iru Machi 28
Kinnikuman 44-50 by Team Kinniku and ToriyamaWorld
Koko ni Iru Yo 10 by Nagareboshi Manga
Usagi Drop 11 by J-SiS
Lucu Lucu 38 and Hayate the Combat Butler 116 by FoOlRulez
Tegami Bachi 23-24 by JAC
Kurohime 28 by NoName
No Bra 16, Kemeko DX 10 and Bakuretsu Tenshi 11 by Dynasty
Sket Dance 57 by SIN
Nurarihyon no Mago by NKSH and JcScans
Sidooh 39-40 by Bakalicious
Fantasista 25 by Aozora no Kumo
Toriko 32 by Franky House
Dogs - Bullets and Carnage 36 by MangaTranslation
Midnight Secretary 26 and Extra by Aerandria and CS
Kindan no Koi de Ikou 18-20 by Aerandria
Adarshan no Hanayome 5
Shibatora 18 by Deadbeat
Kaikan Phrase 72 by Shoujo Crusade
Daichohen Doraemon volume 4 and volume 21
Akumetsu 71 by ATT, Izumo no Ryuu and MangaDownloads
and City Hunter 34 by KTL

HAH! Newgrounds...in a relationship? That's like saying America will finally accept mexicans.

It's Newgrounds, it's where assholes get together and boast about shit no one cares about irl

Know what's funny? Everyone who said topic starter was fat, is either way fatter or has some disgusting disorder.

newgrounds, it's like a clusterfuck of hypocrites.

Everyone always FUCKING forgets Ralph Nader!
Ralph Nader 08 >:(

You put "erection" on purpose, didn't you? Typical newgrounder.

"Why the fuck are you looking at me?"

dude, its newgrounds. everyone is pissed at the fact that they aren't smart, lack any female companions in their life and smell like shit.

We kill the Pandas, then China kills us. Simple as that.
:please, kill the pandas so that china can nuke the fuck out of both you and me.