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Author Search Results: 'fohn-jarmery'

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Topic: Top Nine Manly Names

Posted: 11/09/09 12:01 PM

Forum: General

Eugene


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Topic: The bitch has gotten fat.

Posted: 11/02/09 09:19 AM

Forum: General

Of all the most ridiculous problems ever, this is one of the worst, yet most easily solved.
Eat her.


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Topic: Rock music.

Posted: 08/12/09 04:25 PM

Forum: General

Good for you, we all have diiferent tastes. I think rap and electronica are piles of shit rolled into more shit, with an outer coating of shit. But hey, maybe some people like shit.


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Topic: Has a cute girl eva made U nervous?

Posted: 08/12/09 04:23 PM

Forum: General

At 8/12/09 04:21 PM, ngman7 wrote:
At 8/12/09 04:17 PM, Lagamuffin wrote: No, because i'm a fucking man.
Not what I meant. Have you ever gotten excited being around that female but you don't want to let that person know it, but that person was over you?

That is a completely different meaning than your original statement.


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Topic: tired of being blaimed for things

Posted: 08/12/09 04:20 PM

Forum: General

I know we're not allowed to make irrelevant replies, but seriously, this is one of those moments where "Go kill yourself" is the best reply possible. You people can't deny that.


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Topic: Has a cute girl eva made U nervous?

Posted: 08/12/09 04:17 PM

Forum: General

I find the female figure overrated.


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Topic: School's retarded

Posted: 08/12/09 04:14 PM

Forum: General

You mispelled your own sig. Smart my ass.


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Topic: She was a whore when you met her

Posted: 08/12/09 04:13 PM

Forum: General

You sir, are a genius. An oracle of the street.
I... I worship you.


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Topic: What would you name...

Posted: 08/12/09 04:05 PM

Forum: General

Dinner.


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Topic: Help. Is this autistm?

Posted: 08/12/09 04:04 PM

Forum: General

He's probably a teenager, right?
Question answered.


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Topic: Im so exited !!!

Posted: 08/12/09 04:01 PM

Forum: General

At 8/12/09 04:01 PM, kaywire wrote:
At 8/12/09 04:00 PM, tobi0 wrote: Big deal...

Toy Story 3.
I came buckets.

Don't do. It looks terrible.


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Topic: Who do you think killed Monk's wife

Posted: 08/12/09 04:00 PM

Forum: General

The Illuminati.


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Topic: if you could make your own...

Posted: 08/10/09 11:44 PM

Forum: General

Fire and brimstone, the souls of sinners burning in a lake of magma.


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Topic: Shaven heads...

Posted: 08/10/09 05:57 AM

Forum: General

Good god, he looked hot with his hair grown and styled.
Make him grow it back. Now.


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Topic: Is it worth it?

Posted: 08/10/09 05:30 AM

Forum: General

At 8/10/09 05:23 AM, iscrulz wrote: Yes thats exactly right, I earned my respect the hard way.

You're respected?


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Topic: Gonna Snaggle me a Cute One,

Posted: 08/10/09 05:27 AM

Forum: General

Get the hell in there, before it's too late. They lose interest if you wait too long or act hesitant.


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Topic: Never have sex before you drink

Posted: 08/10/09 05:23 AM

Forum: General

At 8/10/09 05:06 AM, Williampson wrote:
At 8/10/09 05:04 AM, fohn-jarmery wrote:
At 8/10/09 05:00 AM, Williampson wrote:
At 8/10/09 04:58 AM, fohn-jarmery wrote: Stop talking about how you're drunk, you're not cool or whatever shit it is you want to be.
Dude, I'm so drunk that your attractive and I want to suck your P3n0r. pl0x
Deal. Time and place?
my place at 6

You're gonna need to be more specific. Where is 'your place'? The asylum?


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Topic: Why do you come to NG?

Posted: 08/10/09 05:21 AM

Forum: General

So I could vote. Filled me with a sense of unwarranted self-importance before I realised that pretty much the only way to ascertain a Flash's success was by spam voting it.


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Topic: Is it worth it?

Posted: 08/10/09 05:16 AM

Forum: General

No, because it's simply a number. Someone who judges you based of a few digits rather than what you say isn't worth the time and effort spent trying to impress them.


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Topic: Homework.

Posted: 08/10/09 05:14 AM

Forum: General

It gives your teachers and proffesors an idea of what level you are working at and what you can achieve, what your strong points are and what you can improve on. It helps them decide what they should be teaching the class and what method to use when teaching it, and it helps separate the hard-working students from those who don't put any effort in.


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Topic: Happy Birthday Liaaaam

Posted: 08/10/09 05:09 AM

Forum: General

Happy Birthday, good sir. Indulgeth oneself on some fine boobage.


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Topic: Never have sex before you drink

Posted: 08/10/09 05:04 AM

Forum: General

At 8/10/09 05:00 AM, Williampson wrote:
At 8/10/09 04:58 AM, fohn-jarmery wrote: Stop talking about how you're drunk, you're not cool or whatever shit it is you want to be.
Dude, I'm so drunk that your attractive and I want to suck your P3n0r. pl0x

Deal. Time and place?


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Topic: I have a headache.

Posted: 08/10/09 05:03 AM

Forum: General

At 8/10/09 03:46 AM, shadowslayer1313 wrote:
At 8/10/09 02:53 AM, tehaltness wrote: Ever had one this bad? When you don't use enough, it can get really red and painful.
Your headaches come in colors? When you don't use what? What the fuck does that whole sentence mean?

He means his penis head, is implying he didn't use enough lube, and now it has become red and achey.


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Topic: People Like Yu Yu Hakusho Because ?

Posted: 08/10/09 04:59 AM

Forum: General

Because everyone likes something and something is liked by someone.


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Topic: Never have sex before you drink

Posted: 08/10/09 04:58 AM

Forum: General

Stop talking about how you're drunk, you're not cool or whatever shit it is you want to be.


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Topic: So are you doing 40 hour famine?

Posted: 08/10/09 04:47 AM

Forum: General

OP, I highly suggest you attempt an 80-hour famine.


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Shouting

Topic: Why doesn't the "Art Portal" have..

Posted: 08/10/09 04:42 AM

Forum: General

There's an Art portal?


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Topic: Masturbation is a worthless bore.

Posted: 08/09/09 07:06 PM

Forum: General

At 8/9/09 06:00 PM, NeverAgain92 wrote: figuring out the creation of life,

Trust me, ignorance is bliss.


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Topic: Stop calling me a homo!

Posted: 08/09/09 07:02 PM

Forum: General

It was more epic before Youtube deleted the video responses.
It had 4 video responses, the videos being named 'H', 'O', 'M' and 'O', respectively.


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Topic: "...seeing as I'm just a kid."

Posted: 08/09/09 06:48 PM

Forum: General

At 8/9/09 05:35 PM, Samen wrote:
Nerdalert. :3

Welcome to the Internet, etc. etc.


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