We don't care that you ate 5 mini cakes without getting sick.
I do.
We don't care that some kid named Josh at your school is an emo
I do.
We don't care about your fucking cat
I do.
We don't care what you did after school today
I do.
We don't care how many friends you have
I do.
We don't care how many enemies you have
I do.
We don't care about that girl that you like but don't know if she likes you back
I do.
We don't care about your drug addictions
I do.
And we don't care about anything else in your boring empty lives, stop with the damn topics already!
I do.