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This is makin' ones bacon SIZZLE

Also housework is evil, it must be stopped.

thank you handy fridge magnet =3

Its clear to me that Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus and going to have a child that will take over disney and rule the entire universe.....dont fight change sunshine

See this is why newgrounds should run the biggest loser.

Those trainers dont have shit on the innovative thoughts of the NG users

maybe she just hasnt gotten around to viewing her facebook yet.....be patience....if she accepts your request then you'll be happy just dont be disheartened if she doesnt....even the most socially retarded people have ways of connecting with others im sure you'll find someone else

Now from reading this my question is do you believe having anonymous phone sex with a sibling is considered incestous?.

Personally i dont think so, but that might be because im just weird

Yell "yanking on it like that wont make it any bigger!"

At 3/17/10 11:29 PM, STEM wrote: There's also teeth. There's always the fear that she'll tear it off. That shit happens

That's what happens, use our ears as handlebars and you get a free circumcision!

<3 <3

Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to swim the English channel? Halfway across he decided he couldnt make it so he swam back.

I've seen this before....however my question is....how the hell does he sustain a boner in that motocross suit???

At 3/17/10 05:49 PM, Chronamut wrote: Well.. PART irish.. would you bang an irishman?

Yes

Or.. irishwoman?

Yes

what about a ginger?

No they have no souls

Or leprechaun?

How?

or colin farrell?

Yes, yes and a thousand times yes

Like nails on a chalkboard....its hawt

Pull up a chair
Have a Green Guiness
AND CALM THE FUCK DOWN!

<3 <3

At 3/16/10 10:14 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: For both.

HOLY SHIT!!!!!.

.....i think i just shat myself brb changing underwear

according to this there are only a wee few little fellas left!!

There's nothing wrong with being a homosexual masturbater.

I think it would be masturbation, because you're literally touching yourself......it would take "go fuck yourself" to a new level of pleasure =3

When Miley Cyrus wins an oscar

At 3/16/10 08:23 PM, Skwurll wrote: From a purely neutral standpoint, Males experience more muscle development than Females. It would be unfair to have co-ed teams for competitive sports.

Have you seen Serena Williams.....man that girl is built!

Crash Bandicoot.....spinning around wrecking shit eating apples all day and having an awesome tiki mask!!! sounds like a good life

couch, bedroom, shower....car (depending on the size...of the car), and other places i wont mention

i cant wait for Glee to come back!

BEST SONG EVAR!

My Dick Is a Clitoris
Your Dick Aint No Chuck Norris

If i was 18 again....id fuck up the exact same way.....why? because i had the BEST time doing it

At 3/15/10 11:58 PM, truegamer1 wrote: He wants to know what was the best one time friend you've ever had. You know like hang out once and never see them ever again.

ever again

Thank you for clarification kind sir.

best one time friend i had was my lab partner at university.....he wasnt terribly bright but he was pretty to look at

and b4 u ask yes i did

i think i need a stiff drink and lie down after reading this......i think my brain fried trying to decipher it

At 3/15/10 11:48 PM, Toukeman wrote: Yes we can just grow our foot hair to keep them warm.

warm feet are warm

see an ideas man this is what i like to see!....down with socks....celebrate hairy feet!

If i gave a shit about what people thought about me i'd've killed myself in high school......luckily for my care factor for most things is next to nothing.....so no other peoples opinions of me dont matter

Librated feet is where the party is at...down with socks!

i seen this one during the time i was at university.....it made me laugh everytime....i'll never forget it as long as i live

Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the more you smell
So choke on them, and fart in hell

The female toilets were next to the christian seminar rooms so im assuming one of them did it XD

jesus was impressed

even yourself...dare you to try it

i kid