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I don't know much about america but I doubt they'd have a Mexican on the 100

The only thing better then admitting you're a 13 year old would be admitting you're Justin Bieber

It's not wrong it's just human nature, natural selection or some other scientific bullshit, I gladly admit I'm not a superficial person, alot of the guys I've dated in the past aren't ones that my friends considered attractive but I'd like them for who they were not what they looked like.

It's just something that humans will never get rid of it's a trait that will always be there

At 1/19/11 09:52 PM, wildface098 wrote: I like the one where the chick choked on the cucumber...

Sex game gone wrong I'm sure

I ride in an automobile well actually my boyfriend does I don't have the license

At 1/20/11 02:24 AM, killaboy69 wrote: Does anyone remember where this thread went? I think it was titled What are you doing!? Or something like that, if anyone could find it for me I'd be very grateful.

Hi I'd like to introduce you the search bar!!

You kids go have fun

At 1/20/11 01:28 AM, AbstractPathologist wrote: Rucklo's going to give you a banSPANKING instead of using the banhammer when he finds this thread.

Sounds like an enjoyable activity for all involved

At 1/20/11 01:33 AM, killaboy69 wrote: Pic related to what?

Does it matter?

At 1/20/11 02:07 AM, Genocide wrote: don't know why i expected something interesting or funny from a 5k user.

Giving someone more credit then required is also a rarity on newgrounds

See what real life does to you puts the douche level in perspective

I'd get dressed and tell the bitches to sort it out

At 1/19/11 09:09 PM, klik wrote: and give peace a chance

Exactly what the bbs needs moar fucken hippies

At 1/19/11 08:32 PM, Twilight95 wrote:

At 1/19/11 08:31 PM, steph2568 wrote:

At 1/19/11 08:29 PM, Twilight wrote:

At 1/19/11 08:28 PM, steph2568 wrote: I call my girlfriend Toshiba because she's really a laptop.

WOMEN ARENT FUNNY GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

I call my girlfriend Twilight because she's a bitch.

I call my girlfriend Steph because she's an unfunny jersey twat

I call my girlfriend Paris so she can get you guys a room at the Hilton

At 1/19/11 04:55 AM, PierceCoontz wrote: An ant put his penis in my lemon drink. I will post a picture of this ant.

No that's just a penis

I Mistag myself all the time I also Mistag other people just to piss them off. Like in one picture I labelled my friends dude and dude's boyfriend. they raged then laffed and are probably plotting my demise as I write this

At 1/19/11 02:29 AM, Gagsy wrote: All I know is that you all better keep off my lawn!

Is that intentional that it looks like a cricket pitch

At 1/18/11 09:53 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: I lol'd at the conflicting answers that were given in this thread.

As did I, confusion makes for great responses

Facial Expression:

OMG! WTF!

Objects in Hand:

A razor or shaver or whatever you men remove your facial hair with

yay for practical answers

I'd spend even less time outside then I already do

Ironing their sheets for the next "meeting"

At 10/5/10 06:59 PM, Obvious-M wrote: A girl once fluttered her eyelashes at me, 'twas a golden day!

Sounds like you almost had sex!!!!

I'm so proud of you!!!!

Sounds like your school is full of exhibitionists

I'm so jealous as to how negative your score is.....whose not to say it already had you keyboard between his ass cheeks ???

At 9/25/10 08:29 AM, Gagsy wrote: Black-Ops promised me a night of wild sexy orgies for the London meet. He did not deliver. Therefore I cannot appreciate him.

You too!!!!!!

I feel duped we must chase after him and pitchforks and torches

At 10/3/10 07:06 AM, The-universe wrote:

At 10/3/10 03:05 AM, GypsyMagic wrote: It's a legitimately alright series. I can understand disliking the fucking retarded fans, but really.

Explain to me?

Team Edward.

Age/Gender: 19, Female

The picture pretty much says it all about why you think it's "legitimate".

Lusting after a picture like that I have no problem calling myself a pedo

At 10/3/10 03:12 AM, GypsyMagic wrote:

At 10/3/10 03:09 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: because it bastardized Vampires and Werewolfs.

I know, but I just prefer to think that they're different "types" of vampires/werewolves.

Mmhmm these are the "flowers and ponies" type. Welcome to the teenage horror fiction genre

Meh I'm an ok person with a tendency to overreact in some situations

Usually I belittle the person first until the first punch is thrown....only then will I punch someone in the head .

saying this makes me realize how violent I was in school O.o

Supermodels will become super sized models and livestock will be slaughtered at fast food restaurants for faster consumption!!......and crowd control at concerts would be easy!!

we've so much to look forward too

At 8/22/10 02:43 PM, JessiSlaughter wrote: I am everything a woman should aspire to be. ladies, you can learn alot from me!!!!!

Aspiring people don't appear on newgrounds unless they tripped and fell over google on the way over.

lol children