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Response to: what Will YOU do Posted January 24th, 2011 in General

I think of Sydney Mardi Gras and bears

Response to: Earth to have 2 suns in 2012 Posted January 24th, 2011 in General

Nice to know the beginning of the end will at least be a pretty one

Response to: Tokyo & Kyoto are the fucking same! Posted January 24th, 2011 in General

At 1/24/11 08:05 PM, Rude-Awakening wrote:
At 1/24/11 08:04 PM, razorbladesigh wrote: Yeah, but does Kyoto have hotels?
I'm pretty sure they have these facilities.

and whores dont forget the whores

Response to: Don't you hate it when.. Posted January 24th, 2011 in General

At 1/24/11 09:43 PM, SuperSilver123 wrote: Ahhh. Your brain process must not be functioning at the moment.

My suggestion is to reboot your central lobe and configure your neurons.

does that men now we can shun you for being literal

Response to: You need to use the restroom Posted January 24th, 2011 in General

no way peeing in the gutter would be more dignified

Response to: Draw an NG user Posted January 24th, 2011 in General

At 1/24/11 06:58 PM, Narcissy wrote:
At 1/24/11 06:41 PM, FoAngel wrote: I feel like a drawing challenge who shall I draw??
Not me.

i did anyway because i was bored

Draw an NG user

Response to: Draw an NG user Posted January 24th, 2011 in General

At 1/24/11 06:55 PM, towellyfan wrote:
At 1/24/11 06:41 PM, FoAngel wrote: I feel like a drawing challenge who shall I draw??
me, and don't you dare draw a towel.look at my page and see what I'm like.

Not the best furry drawing but its the best i could do

Draw an NG user

Response to: Draw an NG user Posted January 24th, 2011 in General

At 1/24/11 06:44 PM, BrianEtrius wrote:
At 1/24/11 06:41 PM, FoAngel wrote: I feel like a drawing challenge who shall I draw??
Derp Herp who else Fo?

CSI:NG starring BrianEtruis as Horatio Caine

Draw an NG user

Response to: Draw an NG user Posted January 24th, 2011 in General

I feel like a drawing challenge who shall I draw??

Response to: Why do men go for sluts? Posted January 24th, 2011 in General

Because they can't get laid by decent girls so they have to get it from those that give it away freely

Response to: The "C-word" Posted January 24th, 2011 in General

OP's picture is like where's Wally in a crowd full of crackers

Response to: How Halo Reach ruined my life. Posted January 21st, 2011 in General

I laughed so hard I came

Response to: Vagina Dentata Posted January 21st, 2011 in General

At 1/21/11 06:36 PM, ARGNAGRAM wrote: I don't think I feel comfortable with this thread.

I do! Id love to know more and where I can purchase such an aggressive object =3

Response to: Born on Feb 29th! Posted January 21st, 2011 in General

Take your lies elsewhere good sir

Response to: How To Make A Sandwich My Way Posted January 21st, 2011 in General

A www and here I thought it was a tutorial on teaching women how to make sammiches

Way to go getting my hopes up like that

Response to: Two girls? o.o Posted January 21st, 2011 in General

At 1/20/11 11:56 PM, MushookieMan wrote:
At 1/20/11 11:39 PM, darkspartan000 wrote: and was a slut, she spread her legs after the first day together..
Good job with the double standard there. Doesn't it take two to tangle? Does that make you a man-whore?

There is no correlation between newgrounds and man whoring XD

I lol'd irl at this
Response to: Cheapest Country to Live In? Posted January 21st, 2011 in General

If I had the money I would probably buy an island.....and use it as storage

Response to: Before the Internet Posted January 21st, 2011 in General

At 1/21/11 04:46 PM, Dubbi wrote: Since when could you get drugs without performing sexual favors?
Have I been living under a rock or something?

Why do you think they called it blow?

Response to: Do guys mind girls when they curse? Posted January 20th, 2011 in General

No should give a flying fuck if girls curse. Fuck em up the ass if they do

so hot right now
Response to: Weird Sex Shyt (nsfw) Posted January 20th, 2011 in General

At 1/20/11 07:33 AM, IDropedMyBiscuit wrote: Hmm sounds dangerous but I'm down ! ill bring the duct tape or whatever

Awesome I'll see you at 8

Response to: Weird Sex Shyt (nsfw) Posted January 20th, 2011 in General

At 1/20/11 06:56 AM, IDropedMyBiscuit wrote: Now thats just SICK. Wrinkles give me the heebie jeebies and THANKYOU FoAngel, will you be my valintine ?

Sure then we can try out erotic asphyxiation =3

It'll be soooo much fun

Response to: Gagsy is a 13 year old Posted January 20th, 2011 in General

At 1/20/11 06:09 AM, Impornant wrote: So does this mean every time I've went to Gagsy's profile to masturbate, I've actually been masturbating to child porn? And does this also make me gay?!

I feel so ashamed.

Yes it does but everyone masturbates to gagsy it's like a rite of passage

Response to: Weird Sex Shyt (nsfw) Posted January 20th, 2011 in General

At 1/20/11 06:49 AM, Sanch wrote: i once sucked a dead mans cock

That's reminds me necrophilia is also missing

Response to: My Little Brother Listens To Justin Posted January 20th, 2011 in General

At 1/20/11 06:42 AM, killaboy69 wrote: Why does everyone hate on the Biebs? He is just a kid that's following his dreams. Perhaps it is because NG has no dreams.

Your most useful addition to this thread yet!

Response to: i call my girlfriend Posted January 20th, 2011 in General

At 1/20/11 06:24 AM, TehSlapHappy wrote: i call my girlfriend early because that's when i wake up and leave her

I call my boyfriend early because of his premature problem

Response to: Weird Sex Shyt (nsfw) Posted January 20th, 2011 in General

At 1/20/11 06:16 AM, IDropedMyBiscuit wrote: Do they ? And are you going to contribute to the sexay list so I can futher increase my sexual education so I can get my Masters degree in Freakology ?

well you're missing a whole heap of fetishes
-Erotic asphyxiation
-vomit arousal
-BDSM
-golden showers

Even sex with old people is consider a fetish. And there is my contribution to your sexual education

Response to: i call my girlfriend Posted January 20th, 2011 in General

I call my girlfriend ps3 because I play her

Response to: My Little Brother Listens To Justin Posted January 20th, 2011 in General

You should say goodbye to him, disown him and send him back to canada

Response to: Weird Sex Shyt (nsfw) Posted January 20th, 2011 in General

At 1/20/11 05:56 AM, IDropedMyBiscuit wrote:
At 1/20/11 05:44 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: Cunnilingus is weird sex shite? What kind of puritan are you?
Well its nasty in a sense and some folks don't approve.

But those same folks agree with licking a clit which is in a dark wet place??!!

Response to: Weird Sex Shyt (nsfw) Posted January 20th, 2011 in General

At 1/20/11 05:44 AM, RubberTrucky wrote: Cunnilingus is weird sex shite? What kind of puritan are you?

I agree sucking on a vulva counts as oral sex star shine