Monster Racer Rush
Select between 5 monster racers, upgrade your monster skill and win the competition!
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Build most powerful forces, unleash hordes of monster and control your soldiers!
3.80 / 5.00 4,200 ViewsSo does that mean you have to hang around the BBS?
:lucky us </sarcasm>
Harlequinn hands down
She won't be crying she'll rejoice in the fact your a douche and move on to older, richer men......or just be a prostitute I dunno what you kids do these days
Don't ignore the ponies they are so damn cute!!.......and don't worry ever girl needs love so she'll drop in off her mood swing one day
so helpful
At 13 days ago, Alisbet wrote: Ok, it might be really far away but what do you think NG would be like in the year 2100 if it still exists that is.
i'll be rolling around the nursing home trolling teens like it was 2003
like a baws!
At A few seconds ago, MatrixGravity wrote: HAVE SOME CAKE BITCH!!
CHOCOLATE CAKES BISHES! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
either i come in at shitty times or im blind i cant see a damn person in here
Great my ass grew two sizes from looking at these pictures nice fucking job dickwads
At 1 hour ago, Bigbaddragon wrote: I prayed to god to deliver some nice steamy sex...........................It worked.
Thats because it wasnt God my child....it was one of those DEMONS OF LUST
God rest your soul
It'd be a good idea if half the worlds population weren't asswipes
At 2 minutes ago, convict357 wrote: It makes me think that its receiving a blowjob.
Receiving? makes me think of blowing your load before she gets her mouth anywhere near there
At 1 hour ago, MatrixGravity wrote: Would you say your house is boring/fun? When you invite friends over, how do you keep them entertained/occupied so they won't leave? What are some fun engaging things you do?
Men come over we play the video games, have the sex, i cook breakfast they leave.....sometimes if im lucky they'll leave before i have to cook
Maybe you rang the wrong number and got punk'd
At 31 minutes ago, Mydarklord wrote: Since your country is having this financial crises, how are you coping with it? Are you homeless, have a job and still make a good living? What's going on over there?
Discuss.
They probably dont have internet either -.-
At 17 minutes ago, AndreovichZhivago wrote: Did you ever have some phobia or reaction to a certain idea, thing, person, or object?
Had pool accident when i was a kid so i dont go into water deeper than my shin bones.....freaks me the fuck out
Well he's basic reaction failed considering she's still walking around with her neck intact
At 30 minutes ago, oldhotdog wrote: She asked me out but barely texts me?
thats because she only get one call a day from jail......stop being needy
At 2/3/11 01:47 AM, RockLou wrote:At 2/3/11 01:46 AM, kazumazkan wrote:But surely Santa exists?At 2/3/11 01:44 AM, Prinzy2 wrote: Next you're going to tell me the Easter bunny doesn't exist.he doesnt
He's the devil incarnate leading the children into temptation
The only appropriate response is where the fuck are mine!
I felt the need for a shower and to keep a knife under my pillow
At 1/26/11 03:51 AM, simon wrote: Protip: Anyone worth caring about on this website don't look at genders first.
Caring about people on newgrounds?? What are we a bunch of free-loving hippies now??
Bestest song on my iPod and yes shim is a tranny, there is a line that says something like "thank god I'm a man and so is Lola"
At 1/25/11 11:21 PM, Kogey wrote:At 1/25/11 10:19 PM, FoAngel wrote: Ok I've drawn three users already I'm ready for my epic ms paint portraitFO' REAL DAWG, YOUS AN ANGEL
kthx
Fo' shizzle my nizzle
The only thing funnier then admitting you're a douche is admitting you're one on newgrounds. No idea why she would let you go you sound like a keeper
At 1/25/11 10:37 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Oh hi there, I heard you had some problems posting on internet forums. I'm here to help......first let me check the connection in your pants............
Just monitor the connection speed don't want any packet loss
Hey I'm all for having some guy called Javier come and clean my pool and have sex with.....I'd also like the addition of porn music to mediocre tasks during the day
I sure hate these mother fucking females, they make me sick.
Fuck females!
I'm sure you all agree, and if you don't, you're just a female lesbian feminist.
And there's no way for the females to do anything against me even if they should sure be mad about it! I'm on the Internet and I have free speech! Which leaves me all rights to say all I want to these stupid females without any physical consequences! Ha ha ha!
Conclusion: fuck all the females and all their supporters! You guys are going to lul! Enjoy!!!11one!1
At 1/25/11 10:17 PM, morlockcleric wrote:At 1/25/11 10:15 PM, FoAngel wrote: I lol'd irl thank you sir for brightening my dayRUN FOR YOUR LIFE THEY KNOW WHAT YOU ARE NOW! RUN FROM THE HORNY LITTLE NERDS! RUN!
All of it is in caps for a reason to set the mood.
It's ok I have my sex dungeon and my chloroform so whose gonna be running now *sinister glare*
Ok I've drawn three users already I'm ready for my epic ms paint portrait
kthx
I lol'd irl thank you sir for brightening my day