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Response to: Facebook is down. Posted February 27th, 2012 in General

So does that mean you have to hang around the BBS?

:lucky us </sarcasm>

Response to: What's Your Favorite Villain? Posted February 27th, 2012 in General

Harlequinn hands down

Response to: I hope she's crying. Posted February 26th, 2012 in General

She won't be crying she'll rejoice in the fact your a douche and move on to older, richer men......or just be a prostitute I dunno what you kids do these days

Response to: Why Do I Become Jealous Of This? Posted February 26th, 2012 in General

Don't ignore the ponies they are so damn cute!!.......and don't worry ever girl needs love so she'll drop in off her mood swing one day

so helpful
Response to: Newgrounds in 2100 Posted February 26th, 2012 in General

At 13 days ago, Alisbet wrote: Ok, it might be really far away but what do you think NG would be like in the year 2100 if it still exists that is.

i'll be rolling around the nursing home trolling teens like it was 2003

like a baws!
Response to: I'm hungry. Posted February 26th, 2012 in General

At A few seconds ago, MatrixGravity wrote: HAVE SOME CAKE BITCH!!

CHOCOLATE CAKES BISHES! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

Response to: Newgrounds Stickam Group Chat! Posted February 26th, 2012 in General

either i come in at shitty times or im blind i cant see a damn person in here

Response to: I'm hungry. Posted February 26th, 2012 in General

Great my ass grew two sizes from looking at these pictures nice fucking job dickwads

Response to: God is infact real Posted February 26th, 2012 in General

At 1 hour ago, Bigbaddragon wrote: I prayed to god to deliver some nice steamy sex...........................It worked.

Thats because it wasnt God my child....it was one of those DEMONS OF LUST

God rest your soul
Response to: Gas Price Skyrocket Posted February 26th, 2012 in General

It'd be a good idea if half the worlds population weren't asswipes

Response to: <-- Whenever I see this... Posted February 26th, 2012 in General

At 2 minutes ago, convict357 wrote: It makes me think that its receiving a blowjob.

Receiving? makes me think of blowing your load before she gets her mouth anywhere near there

Response to: Is your House Boring/Fun? Posted February 26th, 2012 in General

At 1 hour ago, MatrixGravity wrote: Would you say your house is boring/fun? When you invite friends over, how do you keep them entertained/occupied so they won't leave? What are some fun engaging things you do?

Men come over we play the video games, have the sex, i cook breakfast they leave.....sometimes if im lucky they'll leave before i have to cook

Response to: Pizza Delivery Taking Forever Posted February 26th, 2012 in General

Maybe you rang the wrong number and got punk'd

Response to: For all the Greek people here. Posted February 26th, 2012 in General

At 31 minutes ago, Mydarklord wrote: Since your country is having this financial crises, how are you coping with it? Are you homeless, have a job and still make a good living? What's going on over there?

Discuss.

They probably dont have internet either -.-

Response to: Worst Childhood Fear? Posted February 25th, 2012 in General

At 17 minutes ago, AndreovichZhivago wrote: Did you ever have some phobia or reaction to a certain idea, thing, person, or object?

Had pool accident when i was a kid so i dont go into water deeper than my shin bones.....freaks me the fuck out

Response to: Women have too much power Posted February 25th, 2012 in General

Well he's basic reaction failed considering she's still walking around with her neck intact

Response to: What am I doing wrong? Posted February 25th, 2012 in General

At 30 minutes ago, oldhotdog wrote: She asked me out but barely texts me?

thats because she only get one call a day from jail......stop being needy

Response to: Dinosaurs never existed! Posted February 3rd, 2011 in General

At 2/3/11 01:47 AM, RockLou wrote:
At 2/3/11 01:46 AM, kazumazkan wrote:
At 2/3/11 01:44 AM, Prinzy2 wrote: Next you're going to tell me the Easter bunny doesn't exist.
he doesnt
But surely Santa exists?

He's the devil incarnate leading the children into temptation

Response to: I made cup cakes. Posted February 3rd, 2011 in General

The only appropriate response is where the fuck are mine!

Response to: The Black Swan Posted February 3rd, 2011 in General

I felt the need for a shower and to keep a knife under my pillow

Response to: Girls on NG Posted January 26th, 2011 in General

At 1/26/11 03:51 AM, simon wrote: Protip: Anyone worth caring about on this website don't look at genders first.

Caring about people on newgrounds?? What are we a bunch of free-loving hippies now??

Response to: Does Lola Have A Penis? Posted January 26th, 2011 in General

Bestest song on my iPod and yes shim is a tranny, there is a line that says something like "thank god I'm a man and so is Lola"

Response to: Draw an NG user Posted January 26th, 2011 in General

At 1/25/11 11:21 PM, Kogey wrote:
At 1/25/11 10:19 PM, FoAngel wrote: Ok I've drawn three users already I'm ready for my epic ms paint portrait

kthx
FO' REAL DAWG, YOUS AN ANGEL

Fo' shizzle my nizzle

Response to: My girlfriend left me Posted January 26th, 2011 in General

The only thing funnier then admitting you're a douche is admitting you're one on newgrounds. No idea why she would let you go you sound like a keeper

Response to: Why can't life be like porn? Posted January 26th, 2011 in General

At 1/25/11 10:37 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: Oh hi there, I heard you had some problems posting on internet forums. I'm here to help......first let me check the connection in your pants............

Just monitor the connection speed don't want any packet loss

Response to: Why can't life be like porn? Posted January 25th, 2011 in General

Hey I'm all for having some guy called Javier come and clean my pool and have sex with.....I'd also like the addition of porn music to mediocre tasks during the day

Response to: "I hate ___", "Fuck ___" Posted January 25th, 2011 in General

I sure hate these mother fucking females, they make me sick.

Fuck females!

I'm sure you all agree, and if you don't, you're just a female lesbian feminist.

And there's no way for the females to do anything against me even if they should sure be mad about it! I'm on the Internet and I have free speech! Which leaves me all rights to say all I want to these stupid females without any physical consequences! Ha ha ha!

Conclusion: fuck all the females and all their supporters! You guys are going to lul! Enjoy!!!11one!1

Response to: Girls on NG Posted January 25th, 2011 in General

At 1/25/11 10:17 PM, morlockcleric wrote:
At 1/25/11 10:15 PM, FoAngel wrote: I lol'd irl thank you sir for brightening my day
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE THEY KNOW WHAT YOU ARE NOW! RUN FROM THE HORNY LITTLE NERDS! RUN!

All of it is in caps for a reason to set the mood.

It's ok I have my sex dungeon and my chloroform so whose gonna be running now *sinister glare*

Response to: Draw an NG user Posted January 25th, 2011 in General

Ok I've drawn three users already I'm ready for my epic ms paint portrait

kthx
Response to: Girls on NG Posted January 25th, 2011 in General

I lol'd irl thank you sir for brightening my day