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At 49 seconds ago, MatrixGravity wrote: EMBRACE THE HUNGER!!!!!!!

Im sitting in my own flith eating copious amount of chocolate cake thanks to you

smexy image isnt it

I dont hate it.....the novelty wore off......it certainly wouldnt kill people to pick up a damn phone and call to get a status update

At 3 minutes ago, kazumazkan wrote:

At 3 hours ago, MrPercie wrote: I would oral a pizza delivery guy

disgusting fuck

Maybe he didnt have enough to pay.....dont judge you too might one day have to suck of a guy for food

tsk tsk

At 6 hours ago, Thedark wrote: have you tried typing your username into google what results did you find?

Nothing to absurd, luckily for me my porn subscriptions use another name entirely

phew

At 15 minutes ago, Xinimater wrote:

At 1 minute ago, FoAngel wrote: Come a little closer and ill show you exactly where to find it

Alright, I'll fall for it. comes closer

There is actually a book called Book of the Sphinx which is a passage in it refering to a riddle written on the Sphinx which leads to Satan

true story

Come a little closer and ill show you exactly where to find it

At 33 seconds ago, spanishmnm wrote: Finally, goodbye C's.

*slow clap* Hoo-fucking-ray

At 1 minute ago, MiloBased wrote: My mom is watching RuPaul's drag race right now. I don't know why she watches that and and wedding shoes the We channel.

But yeah, it's freaking me out. There was a guy/girl with no legs, seriously just a torso.

How do you feel about drag queens?

One of my roommates was a Drag queen it was great! share a bed AND makeup, bestest tiem evar!.....we did try sharing men that didnt turn out so good

At 34 minutes ago, arbiterg wrote: I have one!

Meet Olga :)

Oh thats nice where do you put the batteries?

At A few seconds ago, TecNoir wrote: Sounds pretty cool, I will get older and be super rich and have al teh secs wit teh gurlz.

Isn't working.

That because you have to wait longer than it takes for you to orgasm.

i think that cop was a little trigger happy....the amount of shots that were fired i dont think were warranted since he DIDNT actually hit the other cop

excessive force more than anything

At A few seconds ago, FairSquare wrote:

At 3 minutes ago, ChaRee wrote: Wow, so many guys are very against going down on a girl? It's not that gross down there (provided it's kept clean).

definitely not going to win anyone over, are we? :P

I'd go down on a (clean) girl.

Same should be said for guys.....im not in the business of getting nut cheese between my teeth FYI

Sounds like a great idea, the animation forums are sure to have someone interested in doing something like this

At 8 minutes ago, MushookieMan wrote: They sent it twice a couple of minutes apart, which makes it even more obvious that it's a mass message.

see it was all well and good till i found out she was a WHORE

At 1 minute ago, Rawnern wrote: Really, how do we create the best thread ever?

Learning from your mistakes

As long as you promise to give those large scrotums back to what unfortunate soul you took them from

I like Casey Jones he's human.....and because he's an affiliate he counts

Yes although giving it to girls it more sensual....guys just use your ears as handle bars......that and I'm not a fan of choking....last guy that did that almost ended up with a teste in his throat

At 13 hours ago, SnoopyChicken wrote: Looks pretty cruel to me.
The argument that it isn't dead seems bs.
Some nerve has been cut or something right, so the brain can't possibly be making the legs squirm?
I kind of get that, but I think the brain is probably still alive if the rest of the shit is, it just can't move itself.

Looks like soy sauce, with most amphibians when their nerves come into contact with salt the nerves react.....so it is dead its just chemical reaction thats making them move...which is kinda cool

Just finished watching an episode of Revenge. It got me thinking if you had the means and the opportunity who would you get revenge upon and why?

I have two people in mind that i would get revenge on, but i'll keep the plans on that to myself just incase

Im thinking we should make "embellisher of the truth" badges!

If it contains ponies and/or floral designs....i will like the shit out of it

4 words

Calm the fuck down

At 7/20/11 12:49 AM, AkilsmizzXMW wrote: Why don't you have a girlfriend or boyfriend?

Because i dont need someone else for free sex or to feel complete

Is it because you're extremely anti-social?

Yes i hate people

Is it because people don't find you attractive?

I dont know i think im pretty fucking awesome

i wouldve punched him in the nose and told him never to ask me for shit again

thats what an A grade bitch does =3

It's times like this I'm glad I grew up with a single parent

At 1 hour ago, StonedGrenade wrote: Why is it this generation of kids are addicted to boobs, sex, weed, technology and boobs?
Discuss, I guess.

because these things are kinda like a rite of passage, when I was a teenage I remember being obsessed with boobs and sex.......funny thing was facebook wasn't even thought of then.....scary huh

At 1 hour ago, Happylice wrote: Been off NG for some months and the first post i open have hentai images...

I've been on hiatus too, but seriously are you really surprised that there were hentai images......really

At 1 minute ago, dangoval95 wrote: This is the error message I recieved:
Account Temporarily Unavailable

Your account is currently unavailable due to a site issue. We expect this to be resolved shortly. Please try again in a few hours.
How do you take a pic of your screen? I can give you proof that way.

my friend just logged into his account so it's all good....I personally never saw the point of facebook......so if it is actually down my life will continue

At 21 minutes ago, Skaren wrote: If this is real, then it sounds like she overreacted. Try calling her again?

Overreacting isn't something we do it's called drama.....duh