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Best laugh ive had all day XD.

She'll later comes on and tells him its henna tattoo

At 34 minutes ago, spanishmnm wrote: We don't have it. Thats why I'm starting to hate NG, even I don't have anymore tolerance.

If we give you some silver that should increase your tolerance to at least 10%

see what i did there

im not out of the house long enough for people to see me to be able to have a vivid imagination about me......but then again ive fantasied about guys i work with so maybe they do. i dunno

At 6 hours ago, CharltonChinchilla wrote: Fucking starving, nipped down to the chippy bought this shit. Post it on the internet because I'm fucking stupid. What do you think I'm missing?

you know its a good meal when you can see through the paper because of the grease =3

I wouldve paid good money to see this exchange

At 4 hours ago, JebbaL wrote:

At 1 minute ago, FoAngel wrote: My only prerquisite is that they are breathing and not five seconds away from a grave.....other than that no preferences

Looks like 100% of the Newgrounds community is free game

Excellent because id hate to lower my standards any further

I live in a major city, so here is a generic picture of Sydney, Australia

At 14 minutes ago, SpaceWhale wrote: Am I the only one who expected this?
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/391650

Thats not as bad i thought this was a Gears of War 3 related thread.....note my disappointment

At 1 minute ago, Popecat wrote: I think Africa is the stupidest country. Africans are all lazy and never achieve anything, except shining my shoes.

What is the most useless country in your opinion, newgrounds?

Whatever country in which you reside

At 1 minute ago, Sectus wrote: Now, I personally don't think such a charge is really fair, considering no pot was found, and he wasn't pulled over for speeding or anything. What do you lot think?

Maybe he had a pretty car so that cop thought he'd be able to afford the ticket?

dont you be taking my midget porn away from me!!

My only prerquisite is that they are breathing and not five seconds away from a grave.....other than that no preferences

At 4 minutes ago, Sevkat wrote: FO!
Fuck I haven't seen you around in YEARS

I love you <3

At 7 minutes ago, Sevkat wrote: ...And you could only save one user.
Who would it be?

id stand outside and watch it burn

because im a pyro

well shit im scottish i didnt know this

At 1 day ago, Thedark wrote: so imagine your neighbor being the most annoying neighbor in the world (not that mine isnt) and he always takes his dog for a poo in your garden everyday. How would you take your revenge

I would collect the poo carefully mold them into aesthetically pleasing chocolate treats and leave them on his doorstep and then wait for the ensuing hilarity

At 1 minute ago, tonypar16 wrote:

At 42 minutes ago, tonypar16 wrote: She never sent me this e-mail.Maybe I will send her one.

Forgot the pic...

Maybe because you said please......she might be the type that likes dominant men

Pets are great for companionship, i think they teach kids how to care for a living thing, they can be your best friend. I mean its the same for every thing on this planet it has a lifecycle and then moves on (depending whatever you believe). I had a pet growing up and it was a sad day when she passed away, but i wouldnt trade any of the time i spent with her to have never had her at all

Wait.......boys masturbate!

no-fucking-wai!

Fuck this incestuous cesspool!

You and i are like a game of tetris we just fit =3

At 1 minute ago, XenonMonkey wrote: I sent her a reply.

She used the word "Sincarly" first.

Its takes a real man to share when he has been emotional scared....you'll heal

also sincarly? is that like iCarly but in hell?

At 58 seconds ago, BlackmarketKraig wrote: My heart goes out to her. She seems to lack the emotional maturity and perspective to deal with having a one night stand and being left in the lurch. Yes, she seems to have some severe emotional issues, but being mocked all over the place hardly seems fair.

But this is the thing he may have wanted to see her again but she scared him off......and if it was a one night stand then that's the risk you take....rather than going slow, she stuck a jet engine to it and let it rip.

At 2 minutes ago, XenonMonkey wrote:

At 35 seconds ago, MiloBased wrote: sorry...

WHAT?! THAT CHEATING WHORE! SHE EVEN SENT ME PICTURES OF HERSELF! To think I was going to pay her airfare so she could come to America and transfer those 5.4 million dollars into my bank account!

oh snap bitch got played

But at least you found out before you sent money :(

At 24 minutes ago, majormelthesackboy wrote: It would be cool if it came with a deathtrap editor.

Idea doesn't seem too fleshed out, but it might work... under a different name.

Saw Imposters?

Thats not crazy man.....THAT'S FOUR FUCKEN TYPES OF INSANITY

but seriously why dont you love me anymore

At 53 seconds ago, Sir-Arthur wrote: like, saying heeby-jeebies. That just sticks with someone, like if you heard it in a song it'd just stick with you. GIVE ME SOME AWESOME WORDS NOA

plus pictures

Fetch

At 41 seconds ago, Naruto46346753839262 wrote: The greatest discovery ever!!!

I am on my laptop while pooing on the toilet! zomg!!! xD

Clearly your greatest discovery was was mspaint

At 1 hour ago, Xinimater wrote: Fuck it.

[quote]Hard. [/quote]

i have a hot cup of coffee in my hand there is no way in hell i am fucking that

If it was an iced coffee however.........

complete annihilation doesnt even come close to what i just watched