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At 1 minute ago, JebbaL wrote: FoAngel knows how to clap her hands

That kind of coordination for me is up for debate

but ill take it

At 1 hour ago, JebbaL wrote: How many hens can fit in the pig pen?

None because the animal kingdom still practices segregation between species

Some girls can pull off having tattoos, some guys can pull off having tattoos, i think they are ok but they arent for everyone.

I suppose like most things people do tattoos are a form of self expression. same as body piercing and other forms of body art.

At 2 hours ago, convict357 wrote: That happened to you when you tried to sleep but the annoying thing kept you awake for a while?

When my roommate had not one but TWO guys over....i was more annoyed i wasnt invited :(

At 19 minutes ago, KillerSkull wrote: I feel so badass! No, I know I'm a badass! Earlier today, I went into a Jamba Juice and ordered a smoothie, when they asked for my name I said it was "Steve." But the jokes on them, MY NAME ISN'T STEVE!

I'm so hardcore and cool!

yeah sure deprive some other steve of a smoothie you lousy prick

=3

At 18 minutes ago, Gagsy wrote: Halo?

Go play a real game like Lego Harry Potter or Katamari Forever.

oh no you didnt!

*cries*

At 1 minute ago, CalvinGodly wrote: Seriously, just take a deep breath!
isn't it great to be alive?

if i take a deep breath ill inhale the city smog and die

so no it isnt

At 1 hour ago, XenonMonkey wrote: ...of men laughing alone with fruit salad. Can anyone help me?

but does a photo with two fruits count?

At 54 minutes ago, ModernPatriot wrote:

At 40 minutes ago, Silverash wrote: Yes! Highly. just because I am a girl doesnt change how I play. We can be just as good as you guys, really!

Let me stick my cock in you.

Just let her know when you find it

Besides if all else failed can always go to FX and watch Archer

At 1 hour ago, Raab wrote: Fact: All women who play videogames are either morbidly obese or hideous.

You shouldnt talk about your girlfriend like that its rude

At 8 hours ago, 1-800-CockJoke wrote: Dear Newgrounds Mods and Admins,

Please stop sending dirty messages and links to naked pictures of yourselves to my PM inbox. It was funny/sexy the first few times you did, but it has gotten old now. I really don't need to see any more photos of reverend's penis. Thank you for your time and cooperation.

You so want it bad, dont lie you dirty dirty whore

At 1 hour ago, Ilssm wrote: I'm agnostic, so where do I fall?

I think we fall in the "Not our problem" Category

that or Switzerland

At 39 minutes ago, pakli1988 wrote: Do you like when Adult Swim will not going to lose the rights to Bleach, Big O, Cowboy Bebop, FLCL, Full Metal Alchemist, Ghost in the Shell and InuYasha forever?

Multiple choices:
A.) Yes.
B.) No.

The only reason i used to watch Adult Swim was because of Robot Chicken and Superjail....first time i seen Cowboy Bebop i fall in love with it, always been a fan of Ghost in the Shell. So this definitely sounds like exciting stuff =3

At 13 minutes ago, Candice94 wrote: Well... I used to play Halo (up until Halo Wars came out). Then I got into Call of Duty because its much more intense. Now I play Battlefield 3. Most of my gaming friends (girls and guys) have come from CoD.

Halo Wars was just a failed version of C&C. i play CoD and battlefield as well....but theres just something about Halo that i always go back to.

Thank you guys for your answers so far

At 2 minutes ago, Painbringer wrote: Unless you're talking about girls dressing up like angels, you should put this in the Video Games Forum instead

Its not a question about video games its a general question about those that play them it

douche

Perhaps you guys could help me settle a dispute.

A friend of mine made the general assumption that girls dont play Halo, because he hasnt encountered many of them online. Now i for one love Halo even though power armour is for pussies (hee reference). I've witnessed the FragDolls playing Halo.

So my question is do you think girls playing Halo is as rare as Hens teeth or do you think they exist but in the shadows?

cookie prize goes to the people that help my side of the dispute - not a bribe >.> <.<

That's that sexy kind of demonic possession I like

At 2 minutes ago, DarkShadowblade wrote: What's with the influx of users making dumbass threads?

Anyway, Morgan Freeman's ass is perfection so your point is invalid.

I'm so hoping this is a Bruce Almighty reference =3

epic response is epic

Get yourself some drunken pussy

At 7 minutes ago, Zineth78 wrote: Imagine gods a hot girl. now imagine you saw gods ass. it would be the perfect ass.

Are you implying Satan's ass wouldn't be just as delightful?

At 1 hour ago, spanishmnm wrote: Today we used acids in the chemistry lab, they smelled like glue and rotten cheese. Though I liked how they changed colors when you added other liquids, LOL.

Oh well then you'll love what they do in Physics class!

She clearly wants an unbridled night of passion with the guy with lushious hair

Considering she has a lousy center of gravity, that baby is going to need to be bouncy

He might actually come out and admit he's a girl

wishful thinking

IT Support, so i basically deal with various species of idiots, not really the best job for someone as people hating as me.

At 2 minutes ago, dangoval95 wrote: Personally, I've tried many times and all I manage is to create a large snorting noise.

I used to have to do this is high school when i played the Sax......now i just make snorting noises as well XD

I was a spectator once to a game of soggy sao. does that count?

that was an interesting night

At 2 minutes ago, MiloBased wrote:

At 2 minutes ago, dlxrevolution wrote: Too bad it's fake tho...

So are bitches still cray cray?

The potential is there some havethe force more than others

At 8 minutes ago, MrPercie wrote: who the fuck would fantasize about a fat smelly bad breathed neckbeard like me?

Hey there studly <3