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At 3/14/10 03:26 PM, Makakaov wrote: " We're sorry, VEVO is not avalible in your country due to proportions of homosexual and straight people in your country. In order to watch the video, you must convince over 51 % of popultaion in your country to gay."

It's a trap!

best response ever!

Tom Fulp and sex education....sounds completely normal to me

At 3/14/10 08:24 PM, Tramps wrote: Penises.

OMFG!

Is he trying to take a sperm sample?!

At 3/14/10 08:13 PM, Guest8792 wrote:

At 3/14/10 08:11 PM, DaMiStudios wrote:
The original is h47f@55eD! <- can u reaad dis

You're dumb. He has a valid point here; No one on NG gives a shit about your life.

This is NG no one gives a shit PERIOD.

At 3/14/10 08:08 PM, DumbassDude wrote: Sisters birthday.

BET YOU FUCKING DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING, EY?

neither would she if she had amnesia

At 3/14/10 07:23 PM, Zack wrote: serious question i need to know this important information to figure if i've been fingering myself in vain.

definitely not the same....also are you fingering yourself because you WANT a vagina of your own?

so whose bringing the stripper?

Clicking on buttons, gives people the impression that im working.

it's all about looking busy

Reading stuff like this makes me feel so much about my job

At 3/11/10 10:06 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Anyone want to experiment with me to help me figure out my answer?

See that sort of stuff right there gets you sympathy sex

and no

The snuggles when watching movies or TV.....my hands tend to wander.....its like they have a mind of their own

<3

At 3/9/10 11:37 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: She's a lifetime NRA member, so she could be handling firearms at any given moment that she's awake.

Have a moose drive the toyota

At 3/9/10 10:12 PM, Thegluestickman wrote: EVOLUUUUTION. That'd be cool to evolve with horns.

If this is homo-superior...i say we kill them with stones!

she'll press charges!!!

Honey and peanut butter snadwiches are orgasmic

=3

Firs time i had sex with a girl was at a girl scouts camp, learning experience for all involved

good times <3

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How many of you think that people are going to think this is some kind of devil reincarnate.....when really its just a unfortunate disfiguration

I'll be the same person here as i am in real life.

however if no one has opened the brothel yet i suppose i'll do it

At 3/9/10 04:16 PM, ilikeblamingcrap wrote: Quick question to people who aren't Christian, what if Christians are right? If you died and went to hell/heaven what would you say? Be honest.

If you died....who the fuck would you have to tell??? other dead people???

At 3/9/10 08:07 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: You're all a bit too fat. And lazy.

Thank you for shopping Wal-Mart; Save Money, Live Better.

Did you test this theory out by sitting on it yourself?

At 3/9/10 02:20 AM, Infinitedusk wrote:

At 3/9/10 01:48 AM, FoAngel wrote: Why do men have nipples?

So we can nibble on them. ;3

that was my thought too! im glad someone agrees

Why do men have nipples?

At 3/8/10 09:27 PM, F4Alt wrote: Ray.. i love you.. okay now someone go send him the link to this thread

I doubt it would last that long for him to take interest in it

equals three show is enjoyable, so his vlog channel breakingnyc, i mean i dont watch them everyday but they fill in time for me

I remember i threw my ex boyfriends hard drive out a 2nd story window, because he was on WoW waaay too much.

He cried like a little bitch for days after that </3

psychotic much....i know i love it

Is that a gameboy??

At 12/17/09 10:58 PM, firemaker60 wrote: Chick-fil-a's sauce may be good, but it's nothing compared to Guthrie's secret sauce.

Never heard of that store? It's because they're only in the South!

OMG! is that fried toast!!!!

At 3/4/10 03:27 AM, Fim wrote: dont mock me, this tip changed my life.

how hideous is your head then, that you needed to cover it with a hat!

At 3/3/10 11:33 PM, formulario wrote:

At 3/3/10 11:23 PM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 3/3/10 11:16 PM, GallowsPole wrote: Holy shit. Think of the hot, sweaty, hairy as shit orgies that must go on in that place.

Hey, not all lesbians are hairy.

Most Of Them Are...

If you stopped trying to pick up lesbians from the monkey enclosure that should solve a few of your issues

At 2/28/10 08:41 PM, Thunderghost wrote: I don't use my hands.

You know you shouldnt stick your penis through those strange holes in the wall.....someone might be on the other side to bite it off