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At 3/15/10 09:58 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: Like keeping a spoon and a lighter in your drawer for undisclosed reasons? Yeah.

You shooting up boiling piss again?

wikianswers has two links which may help

the sinful delight of being able to access newgrounds from work....i made that promise once the work internet cencership laws changed here.....so no matter how many noob or how shit it is i'll come back to the BBS everyday =3

At 3/15/10 09:13 PM, Acid-Paradox wrote: NOW...

Call me god

GOD....you're intelligent for finding that

At 3/15/10 09:29 PM, Luis wrote: Dave was the name of their new fish filet sandwich. It had terrible sales numbers.

We will miss you indeed.

So they want to hire new sandwiches???

Because jesus didnt want the jewish people to eat it

At 3/15/10 09:01 PM, REDSPADES wrote:

At 3/15/10 09:00 PM, FoAngel wrote: Probably more than i should

yeah probably this, at least i'm reducing my risks of getting prostate cancer!

Only difference being i dont have prostates

Probably more than i should

That could well be the coolest thing i have EVER seen!!!

At 3/15/10 08:49 PM, Spam-Guy wrote: In the showers, after gym class

and the guy next to you drops the soap

Because in japan its considered disrepectful to hit an alien while its trying to obtain its ultimate form

duh

At 3/15/10 08:22 PM, Dubbi wrote:

At 3/15/10 08:13 PM, whitebabbit wrote: women can do anything!

Only if this anything you speak of is: Making sandwiches and giving head.

and dont forget women have teeth....

See when telling a story, make sure other people understand what point you are trying to make.

i mean are you gay and you dont like your best friend?
are you straight and your friend is gay and thinks you like him?
or is your friend's a chav and thinks everyone loves him?

We cant bring the computer into the kitchen dear

At 3/15/10 06:34 PM, Thematrix27 wrote: I nearly shit myself laughing.

This

And he's at the age where everything is serious especially in the world of halo. Because all 12-13 yr olds know what life is about and they take shit seriously!

If this was a specific request of theirs....then yes....also its legal to euthanise pets when they are old and/or suffering from a terminal illness....why should doing the same to humans be any different?

imagine the size of his coffin!

i think its safe to say we're going to hell

maybe there are no attractive women in your area....so they thought they'd save you the trouble

Apparently he past away over the weekend...i wonder who will get his title now?link

CC Double Bondage

I dont believe its come into effect just yet but i tell you what i wish it would hurry up

I do believe the only way for gentleman to get over this small difference of opinion is with a duel.

yeah if you fall asleep now you'll end up worse i suggest trying your best to stay awake and maybe go to bed earlier, so you can at least catch up on a little bit of the sleep you missed

Well to be honest if she just leaves her shit lying around someone is bound to find it

moral of the story......leave no evidence =3.

i wonder if she went all triad on his ass and he was never seen again

their hair is the colour of EVIL!!!!
the colour of satan.....

therefore they have no souls.....they simply devour them

At 3/14/10 11:25 PM, RuinedMartyr wrote: Happy Birthday!

I brought the stripper!

Who brought the kegs? Someone did bring the kegs?!!? Right??!!?

one problem she still has her clothes on

and now for a lame science joke.....oxymoron......prefix is oxy-

betcha they didnt scientifically prove that

the sound of heavy breathing

Happy birthday you blantant attention whore you

Hard to tell from the picture they COULD be adistar trainers.

Your best bet might be to contact adidas and reference the FTY NO and the ART NO.

I mean they couldve also been part of some limited range so they might be worth something in a few years