I want to have your baby

Laws on sex are in place to keep the religious people happy

the STRONG religious people i mean

At 8/21/09 02:17 AM, o0-0o wrote: I thought it was really good. Great cast, it's funny and witty.

^Seconded^

The soundtrack is pretty awesome as well

At 8/21/09 02:01 AM, austinlyle0 wrote:

At 8/21/09 01:59 AM, MCSMstudios wrote: How could someone have never heard of the holocaust? Don't they teach that in schools?

thats what I want to know

Betcha he has German relatives

I seriously believe that the world will continue after 2012

serious enough for you?

Awesome a safe a legal way to eat future children i love this!

At 8/21/09 01:11 AM, Stargenx wrote: Why are you hijacking my thread with your damn itchy asscrack!?!?!?!

The Itch'o'Asscrack is a very serious life threatening condition

At 8/21/09 12:54 AM, Aconites wrote: that the tip of your dick looks like a pussy? weird.

That's because you have a fleshlight between your legs

well done

At 8/21/09 12:44 AM, Genocide wrote: I could get all of them naked within 3 minutes.

Wager a bet on it?

At 8/20/09 10:27 PM, Chocomilk wrote: jap to en: I have to eat all day, I think you are fat have very little self-esteem. From the horrid smell of the anus pooping myself as a man who died of fear.

If this was a competition this would have to win hands down

It's not the size of your thread but how you use it.

Personally i like replying more than creating. My topics are usually boring anyways

At 8/20/09 09:21 PM, shabbo wrote:

At 8/20/09 09:15 PM, dec-1310 wrote: I used speakonia to check out...

sounds like Satan worshiping... ugh...

No silly, its welsh.

Same thing isnt it?

Male friends only become a problem if your girlfriend starts spending waaaaaaay too much time with him.....i mean who knows he might have a hard-on for your girlfriend. hence why he is saying that he loves her, could be just his dick talking

Heave forbid, the fish swim in rivers

At 8/20/09 05:29 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote:

At 8/20/09 05:26 PM, Farafor wrote:

At 8/20/09 05:25 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: Smoke up!

Already did! :D

How come?
Why didn't you sell it?

Fuck that!!!

Why didnt he share it!!!!!!!!!

I hope someone gets a success story out of this, because man are they some good tips

i like it

At 8/20/09 02:38 AM, Lublub194 wrote: Yet I still want to know, what would you do for your first kiss? If... IF! You wanted to make it very romantic. Not talking... Just swapping spit.

My first kiss was after my then boyfriend took me out for a picnic and then to the movie, we made out in the movie theatre =3

i was 13 at the time

Mine confused me....it was way back in the 80s, when the cartoon of Pac-Man used to be on.....it was a dream about me on a skiing holiday with Mr PacMan and Mrs Pacman. That's all i can remember

it was awesome!!! (back then anyways)

At 8/20/09 02:05 AM, devils-son62 wrote: i dident understand that when i read i eather. but thats wat u get when i let little kids online. lol

LITTLE KIDS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

WHERE KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At 8/19/09 10:46 PM, super-mega-awsome wrote: i have licked a lolipop.......does that count?

only if it's vagina flavoured

I hope you return safe and dont get molested by groupies

At 8/19/09 09:30 PM, smyljr wrote: oh internets..... where art thy morals?

everyone knows morals on the internet is like trying to finding girls on the internet

But it gives everyone a chance to be an attention whore for the day

At 8/19/09 08:09 PM, Jon4life wrote: What's the technique?

Well when starting out it's best to stay clear from the urethral orifice, (the part when tickled may make her want to pee). You can concentrate more on the upper side of her vagina, (most girls love that!). now sucking on the clitoris is a bit of a hit and miss situation personally i like it, but not alot of girls do, it's best to "learn" what she likes then you'll know if you can go that far or not, or finger the vagina too roughly while giving her oral also helps.

Also good luck =)

OMFG

IM SORRY BUT THIS IS FUCKEN AWESOME

in that weird "dont fuck with me, I'm Russian" kinda way

At 8/19/09 07:29 PM, Jon4life wrote:

At 8/19/09 07:21 PM, MentalMyles wrote: wait for the right girl and when the time comes, you'll find out.

it tastes like oral sex, btw

I already have the right girl. But I am afraid she might pee in my mouth.

not unlikely to happen if your technique is right

At 8/19/09 07:04 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote:

At 8/19/09 07:03 PM, FoAngel wrote:

At 8/19/09 06:58 PM, zee666 wrote: Its like licking the armpit of a lemur.

1. how do you know what i lemur tastes like
2. what sort of vaginas have you been licking

Mine.

Oh you.

Now i know what to expect *moves closer*

At 8/19/09 06:58 PM, zee666 wrote: Its like licking the armpit of a lemur.

1. how do you know what i lemur tastes like
2. what sort of vaginas have you been licking