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Response to: Wizards vs Aliens! Who wins? Posted June 18th, 2013 in General

At 6/18/13 03:32 AM, Xenomit wrote: Depends on how many wizards, how many aliens, what kind of magic the wizards are using, and how advanced the aliens are

It can be all of the above you sexy creature!

Wizards vs Aliens! Who wins? Posted June 18th, 2013 in General

Wizards vs a alien invasion!

Im pretty shure the wizards would win. Dragon, swords made of lightning, the works.

Response to: Why is this ad creepy? Posted June 17th, 2013 in General

At 6/17/13 07:53 PM, I-Raped-You wrote: I mean, she's smiling. She was arrested. I'm scared. ;-;

She is smiling because they arrested her too late. The bomb is already in your brian, prepare to have your mind blown (literally). Get to the doctor before the first week of next month and you may have a chance. Just be shure the doctor is someone you can trust, once inside your head they will see alot of secrets you dont even know.

Time for you to have a adventure OP.

Response to: What is the worst thing you could.. Posted June 17th, 2013 in General

The emptiness of having no Coke Cola.

Response to: Do you find this attractive/ Posted June 17th, 2013 in General

Give them game controllers and a personality. They look good now, but give em these two things and they would be smashing. They look the same, it aint nothing new. To get similar looking girls like these just watch a commercial

They look good, they just arn't attractive in the sense that they are interesting.

Response to: State of Decay thread Posted June 15th, 2013 in Video Games

At 6/15/13 09:38 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Is there a demo for it in the markatace?

Yea, well trial. After escaping the mountain you have about 30 min of trial time.

State of Decay thread Posted June 15th, 2013 in Video Games

Good game, I like it. The missions get old, but all ya need to do is start a zed hunt mission and never complete it so so can free roam without missions popping up every 2 min.

If ya dont know it, its a Xbox live arcade game. A zombie survival sandbox type game thats packed with undead. The people behind this game are Undead labs. This game is also called SoD for short.

State of Decay thread

Response to: "Best Burger in Town" Posted June 12th, 2013 in General

Lets all just eat at Bob's.

Response to: Xbox One Official Thread. Posted June 12th, 2013 in Video Games

At 6/11/13 06:52 PM, Revo357912 wrote: Apparently, for all you halo fans out there, there are rumors that the next Halo game will also be available for the Xbox 360, so hold your horses before buying an Xbone.

I was not planning buying Xbox one. This is good news to me. Give me Halo over CoD any day, but let me keep my 360 and dont offer me that One thing.

Right time to raise pinky finger Posted June 6th, 2013 in General

When is the right time to raise ones pinky? The only thing I know is that raising ones pinky means to be fancy! So when is it right to be fancy? Can't be flipping someone off, you will just get devil horns.

Right time to raise pinky finger

Worst hat invented? Posted June 6th, 2013 in General

What is the worst one ever? I'm drawing a blank.

Response to: Make A Grunt! (madness Charactar) Posted May 22nd, 2013 in General

I tried. Please dont woop my ass because I made this person.

Make A Grunt! (madness Charactar)

Response to: I got a confession to make... Posted May 14th, 2013 in General

At 5/13/13 06:08 PM, Fisplen wrote: I'm not right in the head , I have disturbing thoughts of going out on rampages and killing all the idiots out there who don't deserve to live , it all started in May last year , I got mugged and since then my thinking and I have increasingly destabilise to the point where I can't trust anyone or anything.

Hhmm, nearly kills friend, violent thoughts after getting mugged. Im no shrink, but it sounds like you are sub consciously trying to get payback for what happend. Since you cant exactly get back at the ass who mugged you, the anger and violent want fo revenge is overiding your brain so you direct it at anybody who makes you mad. Eventually if this persists you may become someone your not. From what I read this want for revenge is turning you into someone you dont want to be, reinforce your self control, and know that life throws crap at you sometimes. Just find something that you can take your anger and frustration on, know when your getting angery and need to get away from whatever is pissing you off. If you cant get away then try to take a few seconds to evaluate whats going on, maybe a deep breath too.

Again, im no shrink. Thats just my thoughts on it, I could be completely off. Also im 16 so what do I know.

Response to: BattleBlock Theater Posted May 12th, 2013 in Video Games

I maed a doodle of Hatty Hattyington. Good game, I like it. ALSO PEOPLE, BUCKLE YOUR PANTS!

BattleBlock Theater

Response to: do you believe in ghosts Posted May 8th, 2013 in General

At 5/8/13 02:57 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 5/7/13 08:42 PM, fmn335 wrote: If you get that random sexual desire and the air around you is cold, you know your having sex with a ghost.
Hmm, It seems ghosts are sexually active mostly during winter.

Somebody has been doing their ghost hunting homework.

Response to: Newgrounders as Street Fighters Posted May 7th, 2013 in General

Fear me as the unstoppable Nicolas Cage! COME GET SOME JOHNNY CAGE MY LONG LOST TWIN!

Newgrounders as Street Fighters

Response to: do you believe in ghosts Posted May 7th, 2013 in General

Do I think ghosts are real? Yes

Can you have sex with one? Presumably Yes

If you get that random sexual desire and the air around you is cold, you know your having sex with a ghost.

Sadly even ghosts dont want my virginity.

Seriously though, I belive ghosts could be real. Ghost adventures is a good show.

Response to: You know who else has morning wood? Posted April 30th, 2013 in General

At 4/30/13 09:49 AM, Viper50 wrote: My mom!

Daw, ya beat me to it.

Response to: controlling your children sexually Posted April 30th, 2013 in General

"Dad, dad!" "Yes me boiy." "I think im gay." "why do you think that?" "Cause people at school call me faggot and crap." "they are just bully's, you'r only gay if you get a boner from hugging me your father, and other dudes."

"......aw crap." "Its okay son, you'r gay im cool with it. Just dont screw any family members, especially me. You may be gay, but we dont live in the deep south."

Thats the end of a awkward chat between me, and my possible son if he was gay. Im 16 and I aint a teen dad, dont even have kids. May as well just admit that im a virgin. Ill tap when I get married...if I ever do.

Response to: Lets put you in a sandwitch Posted April 27th, 2013 in General

At 4/27/13 03:58 PM, kakalxlax wrote: a sausage sandwich, being the buns some hot blind blond girl's cheeks

Oh snap player!

Response to: Your belly button Posted April 27th, 2013 in General

About 90% of humans have innies. The occurrence of an outie navel is caused by the extra skin left from the umbilical cord or from umbilical hernias, though the latter does not always cause an outie to develop.

So Innies or most normal, and people with outies just have more skin then others. With this great power, comes great responsibility.

BEWARE MY EXTRA SKIN!

Response to: Stephen King Posted April 27th, 2013 in General

I seen some of his movies. I also heard he's a plagiarist. Idk if he does do that junk, I was not there by his side 24/7. If I did know him it would probably be a Hi Stephen as I walk down the street realizing that "Huh, I just met Stephen King for a couple of seconds."

On a off note, give him some bling and he can be called Stephen Bling!

Response to: Mars Rover is draws cocks in space Posted April 27th, 2013 in General

Thats it im calling it.

EARTHLINGS, drawing dicks on other planets since 2013!

When we get really good space travel, lets go piss off other aliens :D

Response to: A ghost woke me up tonight Posted April 27th, 2013 in General

It was probably ghosts, but im going to call annoying ninjas, and aliens.

DAMN NINJA WONT LET ME SLEEP!

Response to: Your belly button Posted April 26th, 2013 in General

At 4/26/13 10:09 PM, ManSell wrote: Inny.
If i poke around inside it with my finger the end of my penis tickles.

We got some paranormal stuff ova here!

Response to: Your belly button Posted April 26th, 2013 in General

At 4/26/13 07:11 PM, Viper50 wrote: I have an innie.
i think outies look weird ._.

While my outie looks weird, it kinda looks like a gut penis. Plus lint can never get all up in there. LINT BEGONE, MEWHAHAHAHAH!

Response to: Lets put you in a sandwitch Posted April 26th, 2013 in General

At 4/26/13 06:53 PM, Scintillating wrote: Firm turds, mushy turds, and diarrhea.

That doesnt sound too shitty. It has a type of smell poo it. Maybe it should have alittle corn too.

Response to: Turd of the Week Posted April 26th, 2013 in General

If I take a big poo and slap it all over my screen then can my computer win turd of the week? If not then will I have to eat pleanty of corn to make it better?

Response to: Your belly button Posted April 26th, 2013 in General

At 4/26/13 06:25 PM, KillerSkull wrote: Innie, wanna see?

Show it off to the world! Shout it out! HEY WORLD, LOOK AT MY BELLY BUTTON! BOW DOWN TO ME NOW!

Then it will be so bright we all got to wear shades.

Lets put you in a sandwitch Posted April 26th, 2013 in General

You can be placed in any sandwitch. You choose the buns, the filling, but YOU are the meat of the whole thing.

The buns CAN BE ANYTHING, the filling, CAN BE ANYTHING, the you CAN BE ANYTHING.

I would be put in a awesome sandwitch! The buns shall be made of pure stabby swords and the filling is nothing but cans of coca cola and I... I AM A LOOSE CANNON COP! EAT ME AND YOU SHALL BECOME EPIC!