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Response to: Who here remembers 9/11? Posted September 10th, 2013 in General

I think I was either in my first year of middle of last years of elementary school. I did not know what was going on but I knew it was something big. Only now a days I can feel the full impact of that tragic time.

That though, was just a setback. The brightest future blooms from the darkest past.

- A moron called Fmn

Response to: Jumping off a tall building? Posted September 3rd, 2013 in General

Fall backwards and watch the buildings become towers again through a rapid transition and be ready to wake up from the long dream of life.

Seeing concrete meet the sky as mans mortal structures touch the clouds above, intertwining us with the heavens and going on to thinking about what legacy I 'SPLAT!!!!'

Response to: Pausing Microwave at 00:01! Posted September 3rd, 2013 in General

I do that too, just the pleasure knowing you're quicker than a machine at a 1 sec mark can make you feel like you have proof that you are better than a heating box.

Now all we need to do is figure out the times on a toaster, then we can truly feel better knowing exactly when our toast is good enough.

Response to: make guns and post them here Posted September 3rd, 2013 in General

(Wanted to make a gun that you can see a soldier or a guard using, with a touch of the future to it as well.)

Low recoil, high rate of fire, low bullet damage, short to mid range accuracy, semi-low clip, unique barrel to decrease sound. Attachable scope and laser sight included.

Silent, efficient, and reliable. Introducing the....

make guns and post them here

Socks with sandals Posted August 10th, 2013 in General

Why is it hated so much?! A lot of people are all against it. Its not like wearing socks with sandals are going cause a chain reaction that will cause a explosion.

Your thoughts on socks with sandals?

Socks with sandals

Are you lonely? Posted July 29th, 2013 in General

Do you find yourself cautious of life, afraid to meet people. Can you like walk out, talk to someone but worry about their motives? Do you find yourself inside a lot playing games or browsing the internet? Same here. I am a loser but this is going to stop!

The reason why I am wary of life and people is because of my family, they have messed me up and bad. You could be messed up like I but messed up by other things. There are people out there who will hate you no matter what. You can be like Jesus and you will still get hated on. With every hater comes someone who will like you.

Don't plan things out, just get out there and go with the flow. I needed to learn that and I have. I made this thread because I know there are people on this site like me, if I am wrong aw well, let the hate flow. Don't plan, just do. Time to get out and go! The more out going you are, the more you will find yourself making friends and stuff!

Bring on the hate if you want.

Response to: If we meet Intelligent life Posted July 27th, 2013 in General

I would just keep quite and obey them. Chances are that I'm already a mindless drone willing to obey people. -Take me to your leader- :Sure, no problem. Would you like some soda too?

We all should make a conga line! Posted July 27th, 2013 in General

I can just imagine it! It would be the greatest NG meet up ever. Now, who should be in front of the line. That's the only question.

Response to: The Simulation Posted July 23rd, 2013 in Writing

I thought the story was ok. Just be more descriptive of things and be careful of being redundant is some parts. From the start it was clear you went with the all knowing perspective, where the reader is like a spectator and knows everything going on. If your going with that perspective then give all the info the reader needs. Make it so the character does not know what's up but the reader knows how things may go.

I never wrote a story though, so take my suggestions and what I typed lightly. It's an interesting story so far. Maybe this can be a small part in a larger story, where this just a harsh training simulation for kids growing up to be merciless soldiers for a government.

Response to: Skinning & utilizing rabbit corpse Posted July 23rd, 2013 in General

Well if they dump you somewhere with just a tour guide and there's no stores nearby where you can easily access food without killing a creature yourself then by all means do it.

If your hunting and killing to just survive then its fine.

Response to: My hands/ feet smell like gunpowder Posted July 9th, 2013 in General

No no no no. Your not turning into a bomb, you are just loosing your mind. Nothing to worry about.

Response to: Team Fortress' Financial Boredom Posted July 9th, 2013 in Video Games

I remember when I played TF2. Still would be playing it if I had a system that could handle it. When I played TF2 I didn't really notice any trade spamming. Even if there were I was more about playing then trading.

Miss playing it but if the whole trading thing is getting out of control these days then I guess its not worth playing when people will spam you for a virtual hat.

Ah, miss them days when I would build a Engineer camp in the enemy sewer on 2Fort. Sometimes it would just turn out so right, a lot of time the enemy team found out and it became a pipe war lol. Never was a combat engee, more of a defense one.

Response to: the vampires feast on my brain Posted June 30th, 2013 in General

At 6/30/13 12:36 AM, Thoth0 wrote:

What's that a drawing of?

Also you seem to be a poet of sorts but aint this kinda melancholy?

Also I just gotta say I like werewolves better. But you seem to make the whole vampire thing work, good job.

Response to: World War Z Sucked Balls Posted June 28th, 2013 in General

The trailers did it no justice. It looked like they just made tsunamis made out of people and called it a zombie film.

Fable 1 Anniversary. Posted June 27th, 2013 in Video Games

Well, it seems Lionhead studios is remaking Fable 1. What are your thoughts on fighting Jack of Blades again?

Here's a link.

Response to: People just don't know Posted June 23rd, 2013 in General

WOW! NOW I KNOW WHERE THE SUN COMES FROM! I thought suns came from nebulas that collapsed from their own gravitational attraction and as the cloud collapses the center gets heated up creating a proto star. As the cloud collapses a dense hot core is made which gathered up dust and gas to eventually create a star.

Now I know the sun came from a deity that didn't want to waste their powers and created a rift in space for magic to flow through.

Boy was my science teacher wrong! I feel stupid for recently learning this at my school a couple months back now! lLOL

Response to: Cake is Delicious Posted June 23rd, 2013 in General

This cake was a triumph, I'm making a note here HUGE SUCCESS!

Response to: Fun. Posted June 23rd, 2013 in General

Il be honest, this was my thought seeing the title.

Fun.

Response to: Not A Real Cap'n?! Posted June 22nd, 2013 in General

Slow news day huh?

Response to: Enormous Creatures Posted June 21st, 2013 in General

Bloop is the name given to an ultra-low frequency and extremely powerful underwater sound detected by the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) in 1997. The sound is consistent with the noises generated by ice quakes in large icebergs.

Also fans of H.P Lovecraft jokingly (and seriously) say that sound is Cthulhu. Heres a Cthulhu artist drawing.

Enormous Creatures

Response to: I can still smell that fart Posted June 20th, 2013 in General

Did you get her anything for mothers day? If not she probably getting revenge.

Response to: Cum advice Posted June 20th, 2013 in General

At 6/20/13 04:40 PM, Mumbo wrote: So a few days ago I beat off, and the result was a yogurt consistency of cum. Is this a problem? Why does it happen?

1: It happens
2: Drink plenty of water
3: Put that yogurt cum in a little container and give it to Kim Jong Un, lets see if he can tell the difference. Be sure to ad nuts and balls of fruit.

Response to: Skeleton Hybrid (Create animals) Posted June 20th, 2013 in General

I bet you have beautiful eye sockets. Bet they would go great with the hind bones of a wolf and the front bones of a bear.

Seriously though, its kinda artsy but when you say it out loud it will still sound messed up. But eh creativity is anything, I remember reading about a girl who used human waste (urine) to fill empty window glass. Outcome probably was beautiful but the smell begged to differ.

If I had to suggest, Try combining a Bear, shark, and a lot of bird bones. This skeleton would have the bones of a strong bear, the bones of a brutal shark, and wings fashioned from dozens of bird skeletons. GOOD LORD I FOUND MY INNER DR. FRANKENSTEIN!

Response to: How tough are you. Posted June 20th, 2013 in General

I'm so tough that the gobber swatchel is no longer barking at the flytwapter in the trumptur

.... in my backyard!

Response to: Wizards vs Aliens! Who wins? Posted June 19th, 2013 in General

At 6/19/13 11:42 AM, Farscape123 wrote: Alien win, because shape shifting space aliens run the world. They control the wizards as well, so they win by default. They can just command all the wizards to kill themselves with their mind control.

Illuminati?

Response to: Are You an Alien? Posted June 19th, 2013 in General

Maybe, depends what kind you mean?

Are You an Alien?

Response to: hello there Posted June 19th, 2013 in General

Hello, welcome to the internet. Prep your anus, cause its going to be a wild ride.

Response to: I Found Jesus Posted June 19th, 2013 in General

Wait, I thought Jesus worked at a record store? Pretty shure I saw him sell a guy that Surf bird record.

Response to: Do you have a mustache? Posted June 18th, 2013 in General

My stubble is on my upper lip, I would shave but that just makes it angry. Help me and find the antidote!

Response to: Let's imagine... Posted June 18th, 2013 in General

At 6/17/13 10:25 PM, Dercaful wrote: Let's imagine for a second that you are Oedipus, and you just realized all the story (that you killed your father and that you married and had sex with your mother). What would you do?

PS: You can't do the same as Oedipus.

I would jump off a cliff saying the gods of olympus have abandoned me and become the new god of war!