844 Forum Posts by "fmn335"
Dear Damian
You are a fat disgrace upon this world you little turd. If you dare stuff that animal in a blender, I will make it come back from the dead, and have it rip your pebbles off from your non existent stump. Just for this crap, I won't just give you coal in your stocking. I will shove this coal so far up your ass, that you will have to waddle the rest of your life! Everyday of your miserable life will be filled with black skid marks, though that probably already happens to you. Get ready to get stuffed like a thanksgiving turkey! Your ass is mine now little dick!
Sincerely : Santa Clause
Merry Christmas!
Do people get horny off of the end of the world?
The friend system? Beings how it aint trying to envelop my life like a social network website (Gogle, fecesbook, twatter, mcspace),
I just lay back, and accept it. When things get too rough though, I'm willing to bite back.
Oh gawd! My mind is a sex!
Thought this was about lets players?
Anyways, I mainly watch Markiplier for let's plays and such.
I do watch other Youtubers, but Mark is my main for lets plays, and at least he gives a heads up on what makes a game scary, and how to improve on it.
Makes me laugh, though I can understand some people don't like that type of humor. It aint shit humor, just different taste. To each their own.
Dammit! Missed it a day late.
At 12/15/13 05:01 AM, VJF wrote:At 12/15/13 04:49 AM, fmn335 wrote: Adopt someone here on Newgrounds, and become their master. Teach them whatever you want.Reminds me of this (same idea):
Was it good? Or was it just useful for being a coaster?
At 12/15/13 04:50 AM, Darwin7 wrote: OMG SHUT UP UR SOOOO FUCKING GAY
Wow, a word that's overused. Why not call me a shit faced mongoloid? Use that before it becomes dry.
Or better yet, try to implode. Lets see if you make a fart sound, or will we get a 'Fuuuuuuuuccccccckkkk.' squeal. Either way, it will be funny.
Try using these btw. > . , ! ' " - ( ).
Adopt someone here on Newgrounds, and become their master. Teach them whatever you want.
Who will be your student?
I'm watching at the time I type this. Very good film so far. Damn good, first time seeing it too.
You had a MOMENT of weakness. You denied this weakness to steal the most precious thing from you... your life. For that, I am proud of you.
We live in a shitty world, and it gets worse by the day. Only by a few good gems is that this world can become a better place.
Use every resource given to secure your mind, turn your weakness into a strength. You can do it, you just need to mold your mind from everyone's play dough to a steel impenetrable shield. You only become a total failure, when you allow yourself to die for nothing.
I should know about suicide, I let my mind be pushed to that edge. Sometimes for simple things, sometimes for serious things. I stopped myself due to my beliefs. Mock me for believing in God, but at least that gives me strength to not call it quits. Find what makes you strong against this terrible deed, and use it to its full extent.
They need to stay frosty to keep up with the incoming hell that this snow will bring them. Fun for the now, pain for later.
I can see it now. Google, and Disney having an all out war!
They will try to buy everything from everyone, destroy your privacy, try to conquer your mind!
Thing is though, who will win the race for global conquest?
Nothing can also be something!
Get ready to become god-like, and have your mind blown so far open. It will be like you took a crap while reading a book about quantum physics!
At 12/13/13 11:14 AM, kazumazkan wrote:At 12/13/13 11:10 AM, Dew wrote:perhaps you since you are pointing fingersAt 12/13/13 11:07 AM, kazumazkan wrote:At 12/13/13 11:01 AM, Dew wrote:
He tried pointing at your genitals. SEXUAL ASSULT!
"Women drivers"
Where Allstate stands. Are you in good hands?
Ghosts are real, I found one to possess my sandwich.
Didn't have a sandwich for weeks after I was attacked by bread, and sliced turkey.
At 12/13/13 02:58 PM, Nebula wrote:At 12/13/13 02:57 PM, Darthdenim wrote: I, for one, welcome our new Google+ overlords if it means knocking these angry reviewers down a peg.Lmao you thinking G+ will do anything.
GOOD GOD! That dog is staring into my soul, and its laughing at me!
I will try to be less of a fool oh mighty God Dog thing!
At 12/12/13 10:59 PM, FlockMastaBack wrote:At 12/11/13 11:40 AM, fmn335 wrote:You need to die.At 12/11/13 08:50 AM, Dew wrote: Sorry I'm not 12 anymore, I don't watch cartoons.This probably doesn't help anything, but....
You need to get a sense of humor. Or, not be over critical.
I would ask him if he just saw a special kind of ghost with three Ks.
Then, I would give him a snickers. He just doesn't seem like him when he's hungry.
Or, don't do the second option, and give him a fist bump. Then we could tell each other scary stories, and become friends. My nickname will be Vanilla dynamo, and he could be chocolate chunk! If only we found a pink guy, then we would all be Neapolitan!
At 12/11/13 10:32 AM, Splats wrote: I don't even want to click the link because of the thumbnail
Your not alone... your not alone.
At 12/11/13 08:50 AM, Dew wrote: Sorry I'm not 12 anymore, I don't watch cartoons.
This probably doesn't help anything, but....
Rub her nose in it.
That'll teach her.
:(Joking)
At 12/10/13 02:57 PM, Entice wrote:At 12/10/13 02:55 PM, 24901miles wrote: What, like the South African Apartheid? Like slavery in the United States? The 'engineered fabricant' slaves in Cloud Atlas?Nah, more like organic robots that can't do anything but respond to commands and perform menial tasks.
What, like Androids? From the Aliens movies, but without the mental abilities. Just looks human to be more comforting to the eye?
At 12/10/13 02:20 AM, 24901miles wrote: Chapter 1: Henry's Sooty Adventure
Yay, my part got added in!
At 12/9/13 09:21 PM, Sensationalism wrote:At 12/9/13 08:45 PM, Cocoon wrote: OMG guys your posts are rude and the last few are disgusting and break the rules.Magically, the boy stood up.
I will work from the last good post by Kazumazkhan.
Henry the chimney sweep climbed on to the sorcerer's roof.
He gave the sorcerer's chimney a good sweep.
And he fell off and broke his back and is now in a wheel chair. dum dum dum dum.
The Sorcerer approached the boy with a spell and touched his broken legs.
He could walk again!
But when he looked down at his legs, they were not the legs he had known.
Henry then realized he had 3 legs! Yet, they weren't legs at all, they were PENIS'S THE SIZE OF LEGS! His new found penis legs soon became hard and grew bigger. As then, the horny wizard approached one of his penis legs. The wizard unrobed all over and began to do terrible things to Henry.
I couldn't find my name on there.
Dammit, I don't exist.
After I read the thread name "Chinese man jumps to his death" I saw the thread right underneath was "Best Christmas story"
Guess the universe wants a sequel to that old movie, "A Christmas story". The Chinese restaurant that killed the cat got the staring roles in the sequel.
In all seriousness though, feel kind of bad for him. Must have been going through a lot of stuff, but he really should of just backed out of shopping with her. At the very least let her know he was depressed and she was not making it better.
Poor guy.
At 12/9/13 06:04 PM, mechadude32 wrote: User: You are a robot, no?
Cleverbot: And you are a statue.
User: So you are a robot?
Cleverbot: Denial.
User: I am a statue, only if you are a robot.
Cleverbot: I am a robot.
I will take my money now.
I get it, your one of those street preforming statues huh? What kind, gold or silver?
At 12/9/13 05:41 PM, Boomstick wrote: I'd put my brain in a Robot Body, and be the Barbeau Bot
Is it bad that I know that show? Like actually saw it late night? Lol, robo boobs.
Just turn half my body into a robot (minus the head part). Make my left arm into a Swiss army knife, and let it also turn into a laser arm cannon. Maybe my nose could be augmented to be a grenade dispenser. It would turn my snot into bouncy plasma grenades, just hope it won't make me look like MJ.
Screw it, make half my head robotized too. Just draw a line, from head to toe, and let me pick a side. I should put a circle around my genital area to show that I want to keep that part, completely.
