844 Forum Posts by "fmn335"
Can never be too old to enjoy some candy once in a while.
I would have to say my favorite candies are skittles. Especially the sour kind!
I can quote Hulk on pissing in the sink.
"Dishes done!"
It confounds him.
The universe has no edge because somebody forgot to sharpen it.
Freaking slackers...
We already got the Jackson five!
Blood squirt
Your dick won't just be squirting sperm when the zombies cum.
Now it can be about zombies and vampires! HOO RA RA!
I'm an answer. Question my anything!
Mount the crater to space-ham, that will get the word into a drow.
Your favorite thing to write with? Pencils, mechanical pencils, pens, mustard, cum, discarded human finger with lead from the fingertip, a needle with blood for ink.
I personally love mechanical pencils. Only thing that sucks about them is the weak led.
Will it cure my lycanthropy?
Colonizing Mars? This is very fascinating! An actual colony on the red planet! Imagine what things could be discovered! Imagine the dangers of all that radiation! Imagine the possibility of drawing more dicks on the surface by hand then by machine!
Can't wait for 2025! It will be a very exciting time! The whole Reality television series off of our first manned journey to another planet (not a moon) is kinda nonsense though. Guess it is worth it for the necessary funding?
Rooting for fossil finding on that planet! Hopefully even intact structures buried under the dirt and rock over millions of years!
At 1/3/14 11:16 PM, Ron-Geno wrote:At 1/3/14 09:31 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote: I tried eating rice crispies on ice cream once and I hated it.hahahahahahahahaha
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Let their evil frolic in this material plane. When they are done with us and we die, we will start having our fun with them.
At 1/4/14 05:52 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:At 1/4/14 04:55 AM, SpankyG wrote:Spanked like a G, Sevkat...At 1/4/14 03:51 AM, Sevkat wrote: giving Jolly a cleavland steamerSevkat jerked off onto Jolly.
Ass bacon, horse rock. Train...
At 1/2/14 11:14 PM, Thor wrote: Well, there's a glory hole in the stall wall of my local 7-11's bathroom
Ha haa!
Now's your chance! Go molest him!
I thought I incepted your dream to make you want to talk to that person. Now I am questioning if someone incepted me to incept you. What if the person who incepted me was incepted him/herself though?
Think about the time travel.
At 12/29/13 05:33 AM, Xenomit wrote:At 12/29/13 05:22 AM, tsukikomi wrote: New THRREAD TITLE!!!!1!I'll play along
Post pics of your effimine selves and I'll judge them.
I TRANSFORMED YOU!
(Your face would look really great with a mustache. I tried to make a sloppy look like, but then I got carried away in paint.)
At 12/23/13 04:30 AM, Sense-Offender wrote: Never get a new console early on.
Could not agree more.
At 12/19/13 12:45 AM, Sevkat wrote:At 12/18/13 11:36 PM, RandomRoarness wrote: you Ngers.wutchu say playa?
He meant nipple. He's not racist.
"I wear sponges, and the enemy has water guns."
-In memory of potato. He died trying to protect our chairs.-
Why does rain purple in the three?
We could all fling mud of what death has is store for us.
Do we awake from a machine?
Do we ascend to a heavenly/hellish place based on our souls?
Do we become our own gods, and rule over a new domain?
Do we dream again, and choose a new existence into which our past lives intertwine with our new ones?
The list goes on. While we endure the trials of life, we learn many lessons. I welcome death, but I will defy it.
May my trails grant me a better appreciation for life itself, and whether I fail or succeed in finding truth, only then I give death permission to take me away.
For now, death stalks me. Waiting for a chance to strike. Many can't wait for me to choke on my last breath, many will want to help me defy whatever kills me. Only I can make this change. Must stay vigilant, strong, and most of all, hopeful.
This is my way, I may choose to change this anytime. For in this existence, there are many thinkers, many who will prove me right and wrong.
LONG STORY SHORT: I like to keep things a mystery. So don't spoil the afterlife.
There is a simple fix to this. Buy YOURSELF the lottery ticket as a Christmas gift. Make it look like Santa bought you it.
That way, you aren't a dough to anyone if they lose (except yourself). If you win, you won't get that feeling that the money could have been yours. Cause it already will be.
Seriously though, who buys a lot ticket as a gift? Better off getting a pet rock.
Don't let a recession get in your way. Grow wings, and fly up into the clouds. You will be in Heaven in no time! This way, you can wait things out.
Just be careful of airplanes up there... They will FIND you.
Or you can simply punch a hole in the fabric of the space time continuum, and wait this out in another universe for a time.
My favorite universe is the one where everyone has Common sense.
Santa is real alright. He's been tied up in my storage shed since 02.
I keep him alive for personal pleasure. Every Christmas night though, I have to defend my storage shed from his elf horde. Last year, one of his little bastards shot a arrow in my knee.
Rudolph was more challenging though. He was buff, smart, and deadly. Nearly got to the big man. I've been training though.
Wish Santa luck kiddies, he will need it!
At 12/18/13 02:06 AM, 372 wrote:At 12/18/13 02:03 AM, 372 wrote:but no politically speaking, sending our dead into space could possibly give a hostile alien race predisposed knowledge of our anatomy
This is the single, most important reason to not send dead people into space. That, and the whole cost stuff.
I like the alien reason more. This Should be Nobel prize worthy, Steven Hawking would approve of you!
Have you tried breast feeding it? Dude or not, let it suck your nips. It will make it feel better, it will give the young grape closure.
This is no madman... this, is a conspiracy!
Yes, The 40-year old virgin was a good movie!
(In all seriousness, yea Legos were the bomb) (Also, I don't know how to do the thing where it grays the text. So I'll just do this until I learn.)
Don't worry. We will just throw rice in their faces. They will be distracted for about an hour, so that gives us plenty of time to think of a better plan.
