844 Forum Posts by "fmn335"
Mr. Cummer was just a simple man wanting to whack off on his spare time, then the F.C.C came in and shut down all the porn in the world. Now Mr. Cummer must save the world and fight the F.C.C to save everyone's porn, but he is not without help. With his friends Mr, Sweatyballs, Captain Fuckup, and everyone's favorite, Sir man-titty, Mr. Cummer will prevail.
-Use your signature weapon, the dick cannon. Shoot acid sperm and make your enemy's feel shame! Also, it tastes like pineapple!
-Have followers fight for you and be a lazy bastard.
-Run around as a naked man, scare old people with your young body. Be careful of the dreaded Horny old's though.
-SEA MAN EDITION: Adds the 3 new survival levels on the high sea's! Fight ass pirates, The U.S National Assbutt Vibrates of Yolo=Navy, and best of all! The ASS Kraken!
-Endless hours of gameplay that aint over used crap from 2001!
-Nipple monsters!
-And much more!
Ever since Bungie decided to defy greedy Microsoft and move on to something new, Halo has started to get crappy. Halo 4 was alright, sure it was worse but it didn't completely suck. Then came Spartan assault...
Do you think 343 and Microsoft will make #5 a good one? Or will Bungie prove itself to tower above them with Destiny?
I wear a watch. Got it for Christmas, kind of over the top though. At least it tells time I'm fine.
I would use my phone but its kind of broken, and its a flip phone. Thing is a lot of people I met like flip ones better then todays normal touch phones.
I want to kill you with a spoon.
At 3/4/14 03:30 PM, Darthdenim wrote: Anybody gonna check this out?
Seth MacFarlane being involved has me a tad worried. If I see one single hint of that Brian Griffin style condescension, I'm turning it off and not watching again.
NO! NOT SETH MACFARTLAND!
Smoking aint bad for everyone. It just depends on the individual. I known people that smoked for over a decade and they aint hacking up a storm or other negative health stuff. The only reason why it affects so many people now a days is because we live in/around a weaker generation. Weak and paranoid mind you.
So yea smoking is bad, but only because the newer generation aint very tough. Best to chat with a doc first to see if your body can handle smoking before you decide to take it up.
HAARP is apparently a weather controlling device used by some countries and is supposedly right now is mucking up our planet causing all kinds of strange weather. People say the proof for that is how the burning of fossil fuels has been going on for ages and until recently no strange weather has been happening. Its supposedly also been a project worked on for years. Since like the 50's or maybe 40's. People go on to spout how scientists have come out and said themselves that its HAARP and not climate change.
Most people already know what Climate change is. Many people and eco warriors go on talking about how our daily lives are trapping supposed green house gasses and said gasses are trapping in sunlight thus heating up the Earth more then it should. Saying how Greenhouse gasses are suppose to be there but an over abundance of them thanks to the standard energy of choice being fossil fuels and coal are creating too much. Saying how in a hundred years or so the weather and our planet is going to get worse and how the Earth may be wasted thanks to us. Which they prompt us to use alternative fuels such as wind, solar, water, etc.
Who is right? Are they both right?
If you think that's wrong then check out Bagel heads. Its not permanent but still.
At 2/25/14 02:54 PM, RandomRoarness wrote:
What is your favorite position?
Depends how horny I'll be.
Have you ever sharpened a pencil with your anus?
He was suppose to void his bowels from his ass not his mouth.
Did this just for fame he did.
A guy or girl can think or even act like the opposite way if they want, they just shouldn't be raised like they were the opposite
In short, there are few people who have both genders. Parents out there that treat their daughter or son like they have both genders when they don't should have them taken away.
Its reading crap like this that makes me wonder if too much freedom is such a thing, then I realize that's wrong. There is such a thing as too much stupid though, and everyone seems to be stuck on stupid these days.
At 2/13/14 09:01 PM, Thor wrote:At 2/13/14 06:46 PM, Painbringer wrote: We'll become like the grey aliens.I've entertained this same thought... As we grow more and more reliant on technology we'll spend more time indoors and in the dark using our brains instead of our bodies. Which is why they have large eyes, pale skin, frail frames and large craniums and high intelligence.... Dunno why they'd lose the hair, though.
Big eyes, small mouth, skinny body.
I am so glad to not be born around that time. don't want to be a frail creature relying on tech to help me move my legs. Thoughts like that make me glad to be a normal Human. At least normal for this time period.
It takes a smart person to ask things that sound stupid. Can't help but to feel he is doing this for the publicity, but with a little tweaking these ideas can be something more, they could be something more now and I am just not perceiving it in the right perspective.
Its agreeable that imagination is one of many keys to life. During this whole video I can not help but to wonder something.
Do we live in flesh because we grow tired of being a wonder in a higher form? What if we were conscious before life, like this is all a game and when we quit it or get forced out (death/die) we go back and then pick another life to play or just go back to being beyond flesh?
Then I go on to wonder what could be beyond conscious? Flesh, conscious, then something more? Then again, maybe flesh is the highest level or there is something below flesh. Maybe conscious is below it?
Dammit, I am not going to be philosophical right now. Besides, I am just a fool.
Follow the voices unto madness and you will find the power.
Most games come with a story. Some are great! Some suck. Usually there are a couple moments that will leave you speechless in some. Then there are other epic moments that are hard to describe and are strange but are still cool. (*cough* Castle Crashers ending. *cough cough*.)
What are some epic moments in a games story that you loved or remember? It can also be DLC stories too. They can also be sad.
At 2/6/14 03:18 PM, tsukikomi wrote: Why no one say my name yet?
You're cool too.
At 2/6/14 01:24 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: If Apple Made A Search Engine It Would Be The Best Thing Ever . . . Microsoft & Google Would Have To Find Another Endeavor
--supergandhi64
This.
It's called the 'wild west' for a reason. Now go back to freezing your nipples off while we endure the scorching heat/blistering cold and wear a smile.
Extreme is our weather, wild is our pleasure.
Memes? Where your going you don't need any memes.
Racism will never end unless there is a worldwide mixed race orgy.
Then comes the every breeds...
Go out and preform a native sun dance naked. Appease the gods and give us sunlight! You must be naked in the snow while doing whatever sun dance though, our gods are perverts for some reason.
Damn pervert alien gods.
Huh. From this thread I learned what is NOT irony, how to actually make coconut milk, and that there is a coconut soda.
Quite fond of the last one, never heard nor have I ever had it before. Kind of want to look it up.
Why do most people hate coconut? Its really good on a bunch of things, especially chocolate! One example I can think of is German chocolate cake, which is ironic because Germany doesn't naturally grow coconuts.
HELP! They are watching me too! They sent a friend, but out of impulse of not knowing them I declined it. The bot is following me though....
Are they blood proof too? Once a month it can get sloppy around there.
