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Somehow I got 12. It's strange to think anyone would want to be my fan. I'm an average loser breh.

Sure, I'll bite.

Age: 17
Skills: Drawing, building, listening, sneaky, exploring
Occupation: Student
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Sex: Male
About I:
A casual gamer who doesn't throw away their physical health. Focuses on having fun, goofing off, and keeping the body healthy through weights and running. Adapts quickly but is disgusted by gore that's in real life; believes kindness is the truest of virtues and best way to be.

A normal looking male teen with short hair, pointed chin, brown eyes and brown hair. Blue jeans with dark/grey work boots and a black hoodie and wears sunglasses. Average height. Clean. Average muscle mass (50/50 for being strong and skinny.)

GAME ON!

How about a film of Mickey mouse actually being a demonic god locked up in the vault of Disney who feeds on our economy to crap out films with tainted messages to corrupt our world? Every once in a while Disney employee's will sacrifice another human to the demonic god so it can crap out a new money whore mascot that can endlessly be exploited.

People won't be able to kill it because the thing is near invincible. Any mortal human that tries will just either get brutally killed or enslaved to become a new employee that can never make any other facial expressions but to smile because it will have wreaked havoc on said mortal brain and psyche.

It can be called, Fun Times.

A show about a mentally hindered child. Nice that CN can keep up with the times.

At 4/17/14 11:39 PM, StorybookSeven wrote: There could be a good chance we might not.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/25/stephen-hawking-aliens_n_551035.html#s84595title=Charlie_Rose_

I don't really care for Steven Hawking. I respect him for over coming his disabilities to become a notable man of science, but I don't respect him for the fact that he thinks he is above everyone else.

I can agree though that if we were to find or meet intelligent life we must have some kind of guard up, but not come off as threatening or completely have our guns pointed at them.

We don't have to be trusting, but we don't have to assume either. The only way to truly know is fact, beyond fact we have speculation. Speculation can become anybody's playing field for their imagination.

Steve is alright, he just needs to get over his ego and primitive fear.

How would you survive being abducted by aliens? Do you think you would return back to Earth?

I would most likely live. I aint a special person to take, so being a boring person they won't want to abduct me. Maybe kill me for fun but not abduct for science or slave for illegal drug cartels.

(I was thinking of aliens but then I drifted to normal aliens.)

I'm trying to develop a habit of using one, right now what I got is Shakow! Kind of like booya but with an S. It was worse before, I do know I definitely want a phrase with S in it.

You got a Catchphrase? Are you making one? Are they retarded?

The only thing I'm getting from this blood moon is a nice ominous sight. I love it. Then again I always loved the moon. It just has a unique and cool look of malevolence about it for now.

If there was a werewolf out there I bet they are having a fun time. Would be fun to be one. Out of control or in control it would still be fun, just more of a curse for out of control.

I'm so tough that I molested Slendyman with a jagged metal dildo infected with aids and doused our nipples with hot sauce made with actual lava.

Without my skin on!

At 4/15/14 10:17 PM, beheadedbymuslims wrote:

At 4/15/14 09:14 PM, StorybookSeven wrote:

who is your waifu

Ugh.

Skip this post

suck my cock

Maybe later.

Do you enjoy something that is considered embarrassing?

I remember watching a documentary about stem cell research. Don't remember if it was in school or at home. I do remember about the scientists in the featured info movie talking about how they could create 'personal' stem cells.

Make stem cells using nothing but the cells on your body. So maybe the whole unborn fetus resource could become an out dated practice. Maybe it is now, maybe its not, maybe they are still developing it. I don't remember the documentary completely.

I'm only bothered by the fact it's the cells of a dead baby being used. Even more disgusted by how they are using pigs to create replacement parts. It's not a matter of religion, its just the thought of having to use a heart grown from a pig to live. I'll stick with actual cloning. Then again, maybe I should look back into what actual cloning is today and see what route it takes to the future.

Man, it really is amazing to be able to talk about this stuff. Weird but fascinating!

At 4/5/14 08:38 PM, Darthdenim wrote: People who play fantasy football and don't think it's nerdy at all because they play for money.

It's fucking nerdy.

Wanna play some D&D for a chance to win 40$ bucks? Or how about Uno?

Those shorts are over used, its time to actually eat something healthy with a crisp hue.

Go on, eat them. We'll even dip them in chocolate for you. Just don't buckle them...

At 4/3/14 07:50 PM, BloodCoveredWolf wrote: So apparently a man decided to take off his clothes and started running around in my town. He was running around at the car wash. The police came and tried to get him but he wasn't very cooperative so they threatened to tase him. He didn't listen so they tased him. He must have been on some shit. Took awhile before police could get him. All he wanted was to take a bath at the car wash. Oh well

Sounds like a new type of superhero. Must be using a new type of super style, no clothes to limit his physical abilities.

Now make him a dark hero like Batman or some other stay in shadows person and then you got a really scary good guy. Naked-Man, leaping from the shadows to T-bag his foes and protect the innocent with his bare ass!

On a more serious note then my previous post...

I don't care.

Furry or whatever, your as human as me. So go ahead and be whatever. Besides, it doesn't change how easy you die, just how likely people would want to kill you. I mean I wouldn't care but a lot of other people out there would probably want to strangle you to death and poach your eyes for breakfast.

Again, I don't care. Other people will though, so good luck!

If there is one type of person I had to choose to hate... it would definitely be myself. :)

At 4/3/14 07:26 PM, kazumazkan wrote:

At 4/3/14 07:16 PM, TjStiches wrote:

At 4/3/14 06:59 PM, kazumazkan wrote: bullshit

Well here's proof

remove the hat

Huehuehuehue

There are plenty worse people out there than furries. Just look at some celebrity you hate.

Besides, a furrie girl could be a really hot catch.... unless they break into your house and demand you feed them kitty food off of your chest while they ferociously lick it off of you. That would be weird for sure friend.

Now imagine people AS furries. What if Hitler, Obama, or Gabe Newell were furries? Fun thoughts huh?

At 3/31/14 08:52 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:

At 3/31/14 08:44 PM, JKMonkey wrote: a monkey's tail since they have full control over it

It's cool, but every full moon, you black out and wake up naked surrounded by rubble.

Did you just Dragon Balled this thread?

What kind of tail would you have if you could have one? Don't be shy...

Then I would fist you up your butt and call you maybe babe.

It will rain fiery condoms pieces and a black cum will coat the Earth as our planet becomes a fertilized egg of the universe. All life as we know it will disintegrate and become gooey oversized cells all merging into one organism the size of our former Earth. Then a white hole (Black hole opposite) will open up and all the blackness will be washed out into a new world larger than the last one to which every single cell of every single former organism all unite to thrive in this new universe as one.

And that's where babies come from. :3

At 3/31/14 10:36 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: I am not so good
At writing things like this you see
User above me is cool

Did you write five
To try to stay in line
Work it didn't

Penis penis pis
Dick dick dick yo
Swiss swiss sis

This is tough
To write like a buff coo
Achoo in Haiku.

Lol, I have no idea if I Haiku-ed right. Sure seemed fun though!

At 3/30/14 09:47 AM, Ericho wrote:

At 3/29/14 06:36 PM, fmn335 wrote:

At 3/23/14 04:48 PM, Elitistinen wrote: If it possible, we can just clone Stalin or Hitler! Then kill them again!

Didn't Hitler technically kill himself?

Then, we could kill him for the first time!

I smell a historical day! Make sure a famous Jewish guy kills Hitler too. That will defiantly make his death sweeter!

At 3/29/14 12:19 PM, Thor wrote: Damn, that's awesome! I love abandoned places. There's not really any good ones in my area, though.

If you love abandoned places then you will love The Unkown Camera Man. He posts all sorts of videos about abandoned places.

I don't see the big deal. The dog was just attacking a pussy.

Huehuehuehue

At 3/23/14 04:48 PM, Elitistinen wrote: If it possible, we can just clone Stalin or Hitler! Then kill them again!

Didn't Hitler technically kill himself?

At 3/28/14 02:23 PM, Viper wrote: I'm curious if they'd age at their normal rate or if they'd age slower since their life is put on "Pause".

Funny enough, yea. They will age slower. I have my father for evidence on my part. Has had a heart condition since before I was born and he was frozen for a time. Being cryogenically frozen slowed down the rate that he aged. He's like in his 50's going to his 60's but he looks to be in his 30's. Granted late 30's but still.

If this is much the same or close to being cryogenically frozen then that is a sure yes on age slowdown.

People even signed up to be frozen right after they die until they can be brought back to life by more advanced technology, and to live indefinitely.

Body is defined by gender, mind is defined by being.

Some people just like to assert their mindset in a more physical way.

Kind of like being in a crowd and having someone shout out that they are different, they are special. They already know who they are but why make a scene about it? Attention? Fetish? It aint clear.

What is clear is that they are starting stuff and causing a commotion. Maybe in time it will prove to be something to raise awareness about other things, or just someone who has issues.

Maybe people conform to other gender and stereotypes because they forget that mind has more control of who they are instead of what their body says. It is just a matter of will power to stop bodily urges, but don't outright ignore them.

Again what it all boils down to is attention whoring, fetish, or maybe even lost and still finding themselves. Or maybe even just for fun. So much confusion.

Whatever Gender we are there are always a million more things to us then just our dick or boobs. We have a lot of feelings and a lot of confusion. Past times had these confusions but a lot of people back then decided not to question this and just ended up ignoring it. With so much freedom its hard to ignore something right in front of you.

Then again, I think I lack overall experience and knowledge about this stuff so, eh. Right or wrong I'm going to learn somehow sometime.

Man I am a simpleton, heh.

By failing to be the last one alive. They must kill everyone on Earth to win.

Welcome to the game....

@ Razefan & fawnret

Eh, your right Raze. Shouldn't be too hard on them for that one. I can't deny that they do listen too. Maybe Halo 5 won't be bad. We will all just have to wait and see though.

I also enjoyed Spartan ops. Really liked the personal Spartan use too. As for old Bungie members in 343, I don't think there are much but if it is true then as I said, maybe it wont be bad.

I guess my bad feelings are just about Mircosoft, but you said its one of their very few exclusives so yea. They shouldn't do bad.

Think I'm gonna go play H4 now.