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At 6/4/14 10:17 PM, Scarface wrote:

At 5/1/14 02:11 AM, rendibsivad wrote:

At 5/1/14 01:18 AM, Goobleboo wrote: you're totally ogre-reacting.

You guys entertain me... :)

Words could not possibly express how fucking sick I am of this stupid, goddamn, overused, I-think-using-this-in-every-thread-ever-is-hilarious picture.

Stop ogre-actng.

Naw, everyone rich or poor are really kinky and sexually active.

Rich people just have more money to cover up their sex life. Think how devastated Scrooge Mcduck would be if it was revealed he give the big bad mouse a Tallahassee duck bill blow job? The country club would surely throw him out!

Not to mention if he ran for mayor then people wouldn't vote for him with the realization that he ain't the saint he built his image to be.

At 6/1/14 09:15 PM, Twone wrote:

Except for the whole "choose your color explosion" thing.

Lol. I liked the green one most.

Remember though, the indoctrination theory gives sense to the ME3 ending better than the series did for itself.

Then again, its just a theory.

Make an RPG game about the struggle of being a Werewolf. Make it modern day too.

Meet Tom! He was your average guy until one fateful night he went camping. He got bit by a strange wolf! He went back to the city ASAP after that. But then after about a week of strange things happening inside him he became a Werewolf!

Now he struggles to contain his bloodlust and wolf like personality by day.

Maybe you can make it a survival like RPG. How many days can one go without killing people. Or just a basic RPG with a story.

Also when he first turned, his animal side was really horny.

So which one is better to you?

I like them both a lot! Kind of leaning to the Halo side more because I had more interaction with it first (Old Xbox.The 2000 one). Mass Effect has such great stories as well as Halo, but it crashed with its ending with the Shepard saga in ME3.

Also, who could easily win in a fight, standard Shepard vs Chief?

Well, I would only kill people who are vile and deserve my hate. I feel wrong thinking about literally killing someone though. Makes me uneasy.

But if I did snap and became a psycho murder freak I would first purchase a pair of gloves and then wait a couple of weeks. I would then swipe Carb and choke cleaner, tools, a kitchen knife, and a pen. My attire would consist of a skull Halloween mask from years ago, a black sweat jacket, and jeans. I would also get another pair of boots so I can wear my regular boots without suspicion.

To kill my targets I would learn when they are most vulnerable. Preferably when they are all by themselves. I would proceed to the back door and use my tools to open it, maybe even pick the lock if I learn how. When I have found my target (or if they have found me first) I would proceed to spray their open eyes with the carb and choke cleaner to blind them. I then would stab them multiple times in the back to avoid being grabbed and then turn then over to slice their throats open. I would then just proceed to stare at them, being their last site in their final moments of life as I then proceed to tear apart the place in anger and joy.

I would probably take said corpse outside the house and burn the body then douse the flames with water after a tad. I would piss, but then I could be more easily traced. If I was feeling really crazy then I would tear open their torso and strew their internal organs all around the room and carve out their skull and place it on a nearby mount. Then my murder would be done. Maybe before I leave I would take a piece of paper lying around their former home and write a note about this persons vile and unjust ways. Or maybe brag about how easy it was and draw a smiley face afterwards.

I love life though. And I have not snapped at all. So there's no way I would become a murderer. Besides, I'm squeamish with real life gore. Also killing someone would be the worst wrong ever, even if they may deserve it. I won't decides ones time of death, that's for circumstance and chance to decide. Anyways, that's how I would murder someone. I feel more uneasy thinking about killing someone now.

I won't become a killer. I'll leave killing to games and books thank you. I'm so against killing things that when it would come to hunting for me then it would have to be absolutely necessary. We have stores, so hunting ain't a needed thing to do.

At 5/26/14 10:50 PM, fmn335 wrote: Jim Carrey's working model of a death star in the shape of the # 1?

Jim Cage fights his daddy, Nicolas Carrey aboard the #1st death star!

Jim Carrey's working model of a death star in the shape of the # 1?

I got sick a couple days ago. Had my throat hurting like hell, could barely speak it was so bad. Then I got over it the very next day. Faint pain but 90% better.

The only thing leftover is a runny nose, and even then it's getting better right now.

Just do the right things and you'll be better in no time. Drink plenty (Juice, maybe water), eat (mostly healthy things, also soup), and rest. Resting is most important when getting over some crap.

Also rub your nipples. Rub them a lot while chanting the ancient code of the French bread. Do this and the spaghetti god's meatballs will rejoice in your sex hums and grace you with his healing sauce all over your body.

Good luck with your cold! The last bit is most important.

At 5/25/14 10:01 PM, Snow37 wrote: It's not technically armor but it's a shield Agent Kruger uses from Elysium. It's like a light saber but it creates a bullet proof force-field instead.

I guess shields can count as armor. Like the idea too.

At 5/25/14 03:55 AM, Xenomit wrote: And in case you're wondering, MJOLNIR is indeed from Halo. For all of you who've never played halo, or never payed much attention to all the lore and details.

This is the MK IV standard variation, and there are literally hundreds of armor types, many of them not even looking like battle armor, mostly because they aren't; there is spartan armor for deep sea exploration, space station/ satellite servicing, and all kinds of things.

We both like Halo. Excellent.
STAG's armor is ok.
Even though I'm really against Disney, Iron Man does gave neat suits.

@ Chilly, That is really unique. Mostly offers back protection from what I see, kind of looks like a personal tank though. Which is always nice.

At 5/25/14 03:24 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 5/25/14 03:04 AM, fmn335 wrote: As for the furry, what kind of dog did they try to imitate?

It was really dark, so I couldn't see. It might not have even been a dog, coulda been a wolf or a fox.

Now I have to love them. Wolves and Foxes are my favorite kind of animals. Mostly Wolves.

Either from real life or video games, what would you say is your most favorite type of armor that you have seen?

video games have a lot of cool armors, so I'm going to think of a real life one.

I really like Police riot armor. Looks more cool than standard modern day Army garb.

The only other types of armor I can think of are the SWAT ones, and that supposed real life version of video game power armor. The one that's all black with a red visor.

At 5/25/14 01:28 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 5/25/14 12:58 AM, Cordyceps wrote:

Xenomit, you wise ass cool miser.

At 5/24/14 11:12 PM, CresIsis wrote: Pic related.

Eye see you like Space Dandy.

As for the furry, what kind of dog did they try to imitate?

At 5/22/14 07:18 AM, Phobotech wrote: Woah! What the fuck? I have nipples too!

Do we all have nipples? Why didn't anybody tell me!?

If anyone were to milk you then pen ink or lava would come out.... or maybe the concentrate essence of sour Skittles.

This teen was a brat. But his side is in the right. Sure, he did something rude like curse in front of children, but he didn't do anything to warrant a fine. The story is only likeable because how funny it is, but also how stupid it is for people in authority to get away with false charges that still goes on daily somewhere else.

It's a small story, but worth a laugh. I can't fully be on a side for this one because the teen seemed like a jerk, but so did the cop. I don't know these people personally either nor was I there to witness it. For all we know this could be fake bullshit used as filler.

So it's just something to laugh about while at the same time cringing inside at the loss of our freedoms here in America. Or just something to laugh at for people outside Murica as this has slight or no influence over their lives whatsoever.

At 5/19/14 10:16 PM, Stevenscar wrote: These 'e-cigs' are the lesser of two evils, but they are still unhealthy.

Like Obama compared to Romney?

At 5/19/14 06:47 AM, Phobotech wrote: My vote goes to Neil Degrasse Tyson or Michio Kaku.

I strongly agree with Michio Kaku.

My favorite science guy.

Just DON'T let the Hawking Steve represent us. He would end us by talking to an advanced race.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/19/colin-andersen_n_5352477.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news

I don't know about you, but I think I like this.

At 5/18/14 11:42 PM, Xenomit wrote:

:As the level progresses, things like blood start showing up everywhere, there's even a part where you track a river of blood to a lake of blood, being supplied by a statue of a girl crying with real blood flowing from it's eyes. Go even further and blood, and creepy ass blood forming out of the ground.

Sound's like a standard creepy pasta. The non creepy type.

Aw. I didn't expect people to be this supportive.

Thanks yall. Nice tips here. It is also warming to read some people don't know how to swim either. Still, its good to etter ourselves. I live near a lake, there's also the community pool. So I should check these places out. Lake Tahoe is really nice to have a good swim though.

I can keep myself afloat at least a little bit. Swimming may become easy for me to learn in no time. I do know how to ride a bike at least.

About Jacks Pokémon thing, nah. I don't really care for Pokémon these days. Used to when I was more of a wee lad. The only thing I like about Pokémon related stuff these days are the creepy messed up things that spawn from it. Or the creepy things already in it. Even then it's just a bored afternoon on Youtube when nothing else is going on.

At 5/16/14 01:12 AM, Satori wrote: don't worry OP, swimming is almost as easy as drowning.

Really? Well, I know what I should learn this summer.

Hopefully not drowning. Well if I drown then that is just Nature getting rid of idiots.

I'm going on to be eighteen and I still don't know how to swim. It's looking worse considering the future may be flooded or whatever.

Damn my Land Lubbering.

It get's even worse when I have that thought that I'm super easy to kill. So if I ever piss anyone off they can just throw me in a lake or in the ocean.

Then again we're all easy to kill. Just some more than others.

Clarence, Uncle Grandpa, and Johnny Test.

Used to like the last one, but then I realized how bad it was.

Also most anything Disney. They're evil dontcha know? 'Most'.

At 5/15/14 12:41 AM, Vnzi wrote: You are Crazy Cell, the androgynous dragon. Your destiny is to annihilate all Russia.

I'm down with that.

Damn. That's pretty cool!

Still progressing the story or is this done?

Use the fate machine and post your Destiny!

It looks like I'm Arikado Goomba, the drunk warrior. I'm destined to turn shit into anime!

A bright future maybe.

At 5/13/14 10:14 PM, mechadude32 wrote: He was just in Transcendence, you know, the one about the rouge A.I. that may or may not have actually gone rouge. And from a trailer I saw he's due to appear in one other movie.

Oh yea. That looks like an alright film. Okay. I learned my mistake. Don't doubt Morgan, He's a great actor (Proven), and he is generally a swell guy. Also smart.

I accept The Freeman.

At 5/13/14 10:03 PM, Vnzi wrote: To be honest the people who do say he's overrated usually focus on his voice and want to hate something, he's actually a really good actor. Watch some of his earlier stuff, he's more than a voice.

True. I don't remember seeing a classic of morgan freeman. The only movie I remember seeing him in was Dark Knight. He did do well... Wasn't he in the Shaw shank Redemption?