844 Forum Posts by "fmn335"
At 7/6/14 04:11 AM, YellowisCOOL wrote: Fuck her egg gravy
I L J F
Italians licked John Fogerty!
S V Q Z.
Any GTA game. Any side, main, or background character; which was your favorite in any GTA game?
If you can't choose just one, then make a top 5 or 3 list.
The only GTA games I ever owned and had the time to beat were GTA V and San Andreas. I did read up about Niko though.
I think I like Michael De Santa the most. Niko Bellic is a very close second. Lamar is third.
Almost had CJ, but I forgot a lot about him and San Andreas despite beating the whole game. I would have had Lazlow in there, but in GTA V he turned into an utter joke. I at least remember he was an alright guy in San Andreas.
Almost had Rat man in there too.
At 7/2/14 11:13 AM, SCTE3 wrote: Doom III on Nightmare Mode
Remembering how people say horror games are actually scary if you play them on hard.
Was it actually scary, or did it just feel like a challenge?
At 7/4/14 07:36 PM, Shauna wrote: Sorry England
....Sorry
We're so sorry
Your picture says sorry, but that ass screams penetration.
Let me just get my condom socks ready....
I fucking live here. Honestly, I don't know why people complain about it being boring. Then again, most people here are dopers. The schools are good though.
But now that you know where I live, I'll have to call my close friend Hank to murder you.
When I typed 'Somewhere in Nevada...' for my location, I wasn't just referencing Madness.
Fun fact, Nevada is home to the famous ghost hunter Zak Bagans, and we got las freaking Vegas. Nevada is also known as the silver state.
I got a personal curse with that day. I dread its coming.
Wolves are awesome, but I'd rather be a Werewolf. Best of both worlds.
By day I would have thumbs and I could talk, plus a longer lifespan bonus
By night I would be ferocious and really fast. Also, the tail would be fun to have.
I love wolves, but I would just miss my thumbs too much. Lycanthrope me!
Just keep that gothic chick with guns away from me... Van helsing is welcomed over to the party though.
Someone make a guest list.
At 6/25/14 07:02 PM, Voltage wrote:
it's alright, i'm trying to take the world champion MS paint artist belt from andrew hussie. there is no ego in this race.
ONLY ZUUL
You got a new fan.
At 6/25/14 06:47 PM, Voltage wrote: I wanted a Trailer Park Boys themed version of the comic so I updated it
sorry OP
Don't be sorry. You made it visually better!
Sure puts my lazy arse to shame.
Whipped up a little comic without any written story.
So you write the story.
At 6/25/14 04:59 PM, fmn335 wrote:
The only time you should ever shame anything completely off
Oops, meant to say shave. Though, could you shame stuff off?
I must shame my nose and see if it works. STUPID ORGANIC SMELLING INSTRUMENT!
Don't shave your balls, trim them. The same thing goes for the armpits. Trim, but don't shave.
Never shave your arm or leg hair, don't even trim if I remember right. The only thing you should shave at all is your beard/mustache.
The only time you should ever shame anything completely off is when you are part of a cult that requires such action, or if you are going to be heavily experimented on.
Since you (OP) don't reek of evil, I suggest the crazy coo coo kind of cult.
At 6/25/14 12:02 PM, Boomstick wrote: Is English your first language, because if it's not, then you're unamerican ass hell and will not allow such degradation and unpatrioticness to go forth in these proud few AMERICAN sub forums.
I don't know what kind of funny speaking language you know more than AMERICAN English, but I won't allow it for such filthy infestation of these beautiful boards.
So please, deport yourself out of here and stay with your weird driving on the left side of the road country.
Man you're a badass. It's a wonder why you ain't the president.
The TF2 Soldier, Captain America, Liberty Prime, Abraham Lincoln, Duke Nukem, Richard Nixon, and George Washington would all be proud of you.
Optimus Prime couldn't be a part of this list for he is an illegal alien himself. I would've included Wonder Woman, but we can't find her birth certificate. Chuck Norris also didn't make the list because he retired from being a badass.
If my penis had telekinesis then the Jedi would arrest me for flashing.
Or it would be a removable appendage, like a robot arm.
Give me Nipple cannons and then we can talk business. Nobody would dare screw with a guy who can shoot lasers from his erect nipples.
Screw surviving it, let's be the ones to start it!
Think of how you would start the zombie apocalypse. Also, would you want to be one, or do you plan to live?I don't plan to be one at the start, so I'm going to launch myself and hang out in a space station overlooking the Earth with a satellite. I don't know how to start a biblical zombie virus, so I'll do a simple virus one instead. I'll alter the genetic code of vegetable and fruit seeds and spread them in the farms/areas where major cities and places get said produce.
Going to just be in space with enough supplies to last for about a year. After that year is up or I become infected, I'll launch the station into the sun. Until that time I'll just sit back and enjoy the show with some popcorn. Also, what's a good villain without a cocky attitude and a failsafe for any would be hero? I'll design a cure, but it will be with my in my space station. Whoever can get up here and avoid any death robots and escape before the trip to the sun, then they can be a Hero.
While my horde will have the munchies for you, I'll enjoy my munchies watching you trying to live.
At 6/17/14 07:42 PM, Wegra wrote:At 6/17/14 07:27 PM, fmn335 wrote: I'll take one you sexy devil.Fuckymcnipplepoophead
I somehow feel molested.
I'll take one you sexy devil.
So, do you like the computer being your babysitter?
At 6/13/14 01:34 AM, Piggler wrote: It's all processed filth.
Couldn't agree more. One morning I was eating one and then suddenly my taste buds woke up and had it with the over processed cheese.
Hated that ass since then. Won't eat them.
At 6/8/14 04:03 AM, Light wrote:At 6/7/14 05:36 PM, Korriken wrote:
Yeah, I don't think there's a determined causal relationship between smoking and poverty level. Only correlative.
I read that then I think of Morgan Freeman asking if poverty is genetic... wth?
Yes video games do cause violence.
If the player is an idiot that loves to imitate what they see, or if they are weak minded and can't embrace the line between fantasy and reality then sure! Video games do cause violence since the majority of civilized people can't think about these simple concepts.
Is that live on Mars thing still going?
DDDDDEEEEEEERRR! *Lol*
At 6/8/14 07:18 AM, darkjam wrote: This did happen, but Gabe Newell just laughed at their offer and turned them down.
Wait, are you telling me that there's a company out there that WON'T sell out? PRAISE THE VALVE! Praise the Gaben!
I recall that keeping a dream journal could help. Though that could be something else entirely different.
Good luck with thou quest Night Knight.
Petitions don't really work. All they do is make a statement, and statements can always be ignored by Mr. Big bucks in his recliner blasting his dead bands music at top volume creating a massive indoor wind storm.
Then the wife comes in and demands he turns that crap down, so Mr. Big bucks murders her for disliking his taste, to which he then has to lay low until suspicion dies down. Then you see him staying at a friends place making threads or comments about starting petitions. After making small time petitions he will then reveal his master plan to make a petition to stop murder from being a crime.
We know your secret..... and it's ok. Just don't bury the good petition next time.
What happened to the good old days where people can date dog people? Put that peanut butter on your balls and have fun that way.
What are you going to do with a tiger woman thing? Wrap yarn around yer ass and pretend to be a scratching post? Not with my money! You're grounded!
Then it's obvious what must be done,
we must kill science first.....
To each their own.
Who am I to get in the way of two dudes or dudettes that like to tie the knot?
Who cares and let them wed. I really don't see why it's a big deal. Oh wait, because of people out their who want to tell others how to live. Silly me, how could I forget about people like that.
lol
http://money.cnn.com/2014/06/05/news/economy/food-stamps-soda/index.html
The entire time I read this I could only think of one thing.
Instead of banning stuff why don't they make a better effort to make sure people DON'T become that poor? If 'poor people' are using food stamps to buy soda and snacks while the people who aren't poor are healthy, then why not try to fix the money problem rather than banning things and patting themselves on the back?
Most of these poor fat people probably suffer from depression from being so poor, and depression has been known to lead to stress eating. Stress eating then leads to obesity.
Maybe I have the wrong idea or I ain't looking at the full picture. What are your thoughts on this?
