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I congratulate you on your purchase! I hope you enjoy playing it. And if all goes well maybe I could get one and wreck ya in tittyfall, or even make things ruff in Clock_Dogs.

Just remember, it ain't about the graphics. It's about having fun playing the games!

And I guess the small stuff on the side count as well, ain't main course but still nice.

At 7/18/14 04:44 PM, gangstertoppen wrote: One of my best selfies

I honestly can't tell if that is a boy or a girl.... I'm guessing boy?

Well that was just the official public announcement that 'Memes are dead.'

Sure, they've been dead for a while now, but now it's officially announced by companies using them in ads.

Besides, we know they can hardly touch the deeper parts of planet internets soul.

(Furry, gay sex, pornpornporn, sexy zombies, curse words, cheese, Exomite, ManDeep, other NGs, rattlesnake hobos, creepypastas -bad publicity-, loneliness and depression brought on by a shitty world and shitty problems, Raptor Jesus, murder plots, French pot heads, more sweaty porn, clown raping, President slamming, ice cream molesting people, fat fetishes, Cambodian ass stuffers, tons of Japanese stuff, creepy people, Marmite, racism, blood and gore, Al Gore, Necrophilia Napoleon dynamite, Devil love, ear fisting, tentacle lollipops, typing faggot everywhere, Paranormal shit, end of the world all the time, Child molesting trees, slapping boobs on everything -even on shoes-, Nostalgia, and EXCETRA.

A whole lot more than that, that was just the icing on the internet cake.... which this time ain't a lie.

At 7/17/14 01:41 PM, KatMaestro wrote:

At 7/17/14 01:33 PM, fmn335 wrote:
Next up, homo sexual Spider-man. The actor for the past two amazing ones would fit perfectly for that role.

I guess DC is the only one that can keep things straight.

Impressive considering everything there is so tight. Fighting evil with the bulge of your pants!

At 7/17/14 12:22 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 7/17/14 12:21 PM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 7/17/14 12:19 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Stuff their mouth with soy and vegetables.

I thought you would have went with the Deadpool route and tied them up and force fed them meatloaf.

I used to love meatloaf, but it just doesn't taste the same any more.

Has to be that new 'special' sauce they put in it.

At 7/17/14 09:49 AM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:

At 7/17/14 09:13 AM, Loki wrote: Next up: Paraplegic Hulk and non-charismatic Iron Man!

Ssshhhhhh, don't give them any ideas!

Next up, homo sexual Spider-man. The actor for the past two amazing ones would fit perfectly for that role.

Who else.... maybe they could make Deadpool serious. Maybe they'll make Ghost rider mentally ill, and make Punisher shoot candy canes and throw gumdrop grenades.

Ah piano music, so charming and whimsical.

Though it can also be the right amount of most anything. Piano music can even set the mood for something scary or depressing, kind of funny to have a happy cheerful tune turn into something dark and foreboding.

Now I wanna hear piano music while reading a nice book. Maybe PHANTOMS by Dean Koontz.

At 7/16/14 05:52 AM, Freaki-boy92 wrote: i'm against this only because it removes what shred of historical fact there was.

if they did it to iron man or hawkeye or captain america i literally wouldn't care at all, but marvel did not create thor
the vikings created thor
and we all know how awesome vikings are.

I was actually thinking about that fact too. Yes, Vikings are really cool.

I never trusted that mouse anyways.

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=877572&ocid=ansent11

It seems like the male version died and this is a new one replacing him. Thor died and now there's a new Thor.

How many fucks are given?

Mostly, how will our Thor take this?

I've got marriage problems.

At 7/13/14 10:19 PM, axlisbak wrote: Cuming hard you say?

So much future cum that it's going to be whiter then Saint Dicks beard in a blizzard!

This is it, the future is cuming hard. May as well join them before they annihilate us.

Now some of you need to be fisting bots, and if you don't become a bot then you may as well be a dead body in a cube with hearts on it.

I would fulfill my robot career by being a test bot. Yea, people could be a TOM bot from freaking toonemee, and some could be super soldier bots. But how would you glorious machines of future yore be where your at without us test machines?

I'll will be exploded, take much damage, learn about life only to have it sucked away from my head in a matter of seconds JUST to make sure your gears work right.

Also, I am a public test bot. I will never be a part of P-bots destructive army.

BECOME A MALE STRIPPER, AND GIVE TOM FULP THE BEST LAP DANCE OF HIS LIFE!

Appease our god heathen!

At 7/13/14 06:02 AM, Radaketor wrote:

At 7/12/14 10:07 PM, beakerboy wrote:

At 7/12/14 07:56 PM, WahyahRanger wrote: I got away with killing my baby, I'm going to pop another one out.

o god thats creepy

Here, have some more

Remember, to win at life all you need is a pussy and a couple of sweater melons. Dammit people, stop doing what feminists want you to do. Listen instead of shaking your head for yes and being an easy to control zombie from staring at how hot they are.

Them poor asain nippleds.

I'm rooting for the Flash guy.

Well if you're looking for added detail it could use some light haze for a snow effect, it's in the artic after all. Then again leaving it blank could be just fine.

You may want to add in a couple of clouds into the image, if you put your hand on the moon then it almost looks like a sub underwater.

One detail that may be neat to add is the aurora borealis in the sky. No, not the Half-life ship :p. Since it's in the Artic then that would make a lot of sense, not only that but it would fill in a bunch of unused space at the top. Adding in the Aurora would probably make it so you don't even need to put in any clouds, or add both.

Overall, it's a nice piece. It looks calm and has a certain charm to it. The blimp surely just adds extra to it, can see it being a part of a story.

I hope my post wasn't too useless. Good luck!

At 7/10/14 05:53 AM, Radaketor wrote:

At 7/10/14 12:23 AM, fmn335 wrote: They are worse then the crab people!

You got anything against crab people?

Yes! But that's a lobster alien, not a crab cake. At least with over grown alien lobster they're tasty with butter. Now, show him your love...

I don't know any better, so I'm going to say they are retarded aliens trying to lure our species into a trap to try and turn us into them!

They are worse then the crab people!

Ah Spore, jolly good ol game.

You could literally be super creative and design imaginative stuff, double the fun when you have funny glitches. The game tends to get kind of repetitive though, well really repetitive.

It's an alright game. Plus with mods out there you can be sure to really make it something different if it does get old.

Here's how it works. Since Newgrounds is so full of colorful language, why not make a dictionary with made up words?

Just simply make up a word and add a definition. Be sure to add how it is pronounced too.

Here's an example -v-

Frhadow: A freakish person involved in many shady shit. (Fr-ah-dow)

Damn! Lots of love for Tommy! I'm sad now, I hardly even knew him. I had Vice City, but that was when I was too young to understand it. Got taken away too, parents didn't want me messed up at such a young age. I should look him up on the wiki.

Glad they stopped me from being complete trash though.

When it comes to games like FALLOUT, Elder scrolls, and Kotor you always have the choices with morality.

You can be a total ass bag, a total good bag, or just an average bag bag. What do you go with in these type of games?

Usually I like to be the good guy in the games. Doing my best to be helpful and kill only when necessary. Though, when I'm mad and have hatred for all things due to the hardships of life, I tend to be evil in them. Not the stupid evil as in shoot people point blank, the type of evil where I play it smart to get everything I can from them.

!SUCSSID

The person above is the chosen one for something, give them a destiny.

(Go easy with me, I'm weak!)

CoD overused?............

I'm so badass that my ass has no cheeks, only fists.

Not only can they stop anal penetration, but they can fling crap at two hundred rounds per minute.

I am heavy crapping guy, and my ass is my weapon.

Because we're human.

And also war.... war never cheeses. *Dramatic music*

I'm remaking my list.

1-Claude

2-Niko Bellic

3-Michael De Santa

4-Wu Zi Mu (Woozie)

5-CJ

Catalina was alright for a bit, The Truth was funny. I had to take Lamar out for Woozie, I deff remember him being one of my favorites back then. And who could forget the amateur OG LOC. Mad Dogg was also a good one too.

Love Claude the most out of them all. Nothing like a cool silent character.

Usually when I take craps I take time to make sure I get them all out. Whatever is up my ass will be forced out until my face is red from all the pressure put onto my intestines to squeeze out a solid brick of brown smelly waste.

Squeeze it all out so you don't have more later. Squeeze hard, or get a vacuum.

Then proceed to wipe vigorously, making sure that it burns red hot. Don't use toilet paper either, teach your ass not to shit or else it gets the sand paper. Eventually with enough wiping you should be ready to crap literal bricks with fierce wiping that would make average people cry. In time, the sand paper will have refined your ass into an organic gun to shoot brown bricks at your foes.

Now, give me the platinum medal. Gold is made for shitting in.

At 7/6/14 03:37 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: Come up with a fake British girl's name..

Michael Jackson