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At 12/30/14 01:32 PM, Sectus wrote:

I agree with almost everything you typed.

Not too sure about the third series stuff though. I don't think I read any of the new ones yet.

At 12/30/14 10:26 AM, Kogey wrote: I got yo cherry right here

Niiiiice.

At 12/30/14 07:53 AM, Maltos wrote:

I wish the lock on my bathroom worked

Granted: The lock is now better than ever! Its too complicated to use now, but at least you can still block the door to lock it.

I wish I wasn't such a nobody.

I love some of the SCPs. I don't ready any of they stories they have on there though, I'm sure they're good.

The community they got is kind of terrible though. I do agree with that. Gotta give them credit though, they make interesting ones. At the same time though, I'm sure a bunch of people all around can make way better ones too.

Here I'll make up a fake SCP right now.

(Actually I can't post it. I made it, but its like 3 paragraphs. Too many to just post. Well, I can post it... but I don't wanna being annoying.)

Why they dream of crawling up your butt and having sex in your intestines of course.

At 12/29/14 12:42 AM, Bit wrote:

You're very good at the doggy style.

At 12/29/14 12:45 AM, Phobotech wrote:

I wish the United States government had a bigger sense of humor about everything.

Granted: The U.S jokingly sends an E-mail to all countries calling them all racial/stereotypical things the gov can think of. Then the U.S gets blasted with like a couple hundred nukes by every country, and the resulting radiation get carried away into the atmosphere slowly poisoning the entire world.

The resulting attack also cripples a lot of economies.

I wish I had the power to morph into anything I want!

I'd tell him to rub the ruler REALLY good with his hotdog, then give it to the girl he loves without letting him know until afterwards.

This should help him break the ice with her finally.

At 12/28/14 08:24 AM, Radaketor wrote: Check what's inside your pants.

You're welcome.

All I found was a shriveled up dead twig that looks like Gary Busey.

Kind of looks like a Q at an angle though.

At 12/25/14 07:36 AM, Amaranthus wrote: I love how I have the biggest ability in this thread.

I noticed that as well.

I salute you sir! Well... until someone tops you.

Its probable, so you have the mantle for now.

Here's my tit size if internet me was a woman.

I'll one up ye! I'll do penis size and tit size!

First up, penis.

(If I use my actual full name then I get better results)

At 12/24/14 09:48 AM, Teddiikun wrote:

At 12/24/14 02:01 AM, AnonOfCali wrote: also im a man

In that case a sex-change operation would be a good start

Do we drug him and force this operation on him while he's knocked out, or do we just get Mr. Gluskin from Outlast to handle things?

At 12/24/14 04:46 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote:

At 12/24/14 12:16 AM, Voltage wrote:

jesus h. christ in hell's handbasket whilst Chef shits a dong sideways, subliminalvirus

is that good or bad?

How did he learn to cum with his eye?

At 12/24/14 09:07 PM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote: i'm telling you man, this fucker still scares me

Jeepers Creepers, where did you get them peepers?

He has your scent, and soon he'll have your eyes.

At 12/24/14 02:07 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: rule 30... I'm actually a dude... now you know

You have nice boobs for a skinny dude.

Happy at first, then it became darker as I went.

Right now its cold, with a small spark of hope.

At 12/22/14 10:19 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: I would violate you all...

Not before I distract you by putting @yurgenburgen in between you and I.

That should buy me enough time to escape and find a bunker to hide in.

At 12/22/14 10:04 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 12/22/14 09:23 PM, Rad wrote:

At 12/22/14 09:18 PM, NekoMika wrote:

B, but I never agreed to it!

Flow with the go Ragnarokia. Flow with the go.

Man, I really miss Edd.

I never knew him, but he was a really neat dude. Even still, he was making animations while he was hospitalized.

At 12/19/14 12:32 PM, Chdonga wrote: Rockstar made more games besides GTA and Red Dead Redemption, you know.

Why does no one ever talk about State of Emergency? Or The Warriors?

I've played SoE before. I forget much, but I remember a bunch of people running all over the place and using many weapons as I saw fit to kill and stuff.

A day or two ago, I saw Tom jacking in the snow....

Com'on folks! Let's make a song!

At 12/22/14 05:35 AM, Hoodie wrote: I really only do it to show "Hey I like you more then the other posters!".

Then I get rid of all their art, music, and movie notifications in my feed...

Didn't you used to be KILL80Y?

At 12/22/14 04:37 AM, Jay wrote:

At 12/22/14 04:33 AM, fmn335 wrote: and what would you do with them?

...Force them to watch home movies?

This doesn't sound too bad.

Every time I see 'Bob's Burgers' and 'Archer', I always think of Coach Mcgurk.

Let's say you were like a super stealthy ninja assassin, and you have a basement half outfitted with cell bars and a cell door.

Now lets say you have the locations of every Newground user here, especially Tom Fulp's. Who would you take back to your jail, and what would you do with them?

Get information? Pleasure? Force them to watch home movies? Convert them to your way of thinking? Revenge? Test subjects?

SUCKA! CAPS LOCK IS WHERE ITS AT!

I'm so stupid.

Shlobadow! It means butt licking fart whore

(Sh-lo-ba-do)

I have alligator reproductive organs.

Put that in your bong and smoke it.

At 12/22/14 12:00 AM, 24901miles wrote: Um. Should I come back at another time?

Now I have buckshot AND Octo-pony tentacles invading me!

@TailsPrower

I usually use it to find out whos on. Sometimes I pop a message to them to say hi and see whats up. Beyond that though, I don't use it that much. Warming to see who thinks of me as a friend though.

Just so curious.