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You might want a night job now, and you may like it for the first week or so but that shit gets old fast. You get home, try to sleep in the daylight, have a few hours, then go to work again. My dad works 6 PM to 6 AM and the only thing keeping him sane right now is that he works 7 days on 7 off. But, then again you might like it. I say go for it and if it doesn't work out you can always find something better. Good luck.

I'll give you $8 billion USD. What does that come out to...um...3 Euros

At 11/1/09 03:29 PM, Headshot777 wrote: We've got black people all over the place here in the southeast.

Black people and Mexicans.

I live in Georgia too, but in my town there's only one apartment neighborhood thing that is nothing but black people and a few rich black people. The rich ones talk normal and act like humans

At 10/31/09 01:25 PM, WastedWizard wrote: I hope a country nukes American cities when there at war and see how they like it :).

You do know that we have technology that can take nukes right out of the air, right? And we had a good reason to nuke the Japanese. They never would've surrendered because the military leaders lead the Emperor to believe that they were winning every battle, we used the nuke to save millions, possibly billions of lives.

I thought in Europe then guns had to be two-toned, like green and black or pink and black. And you have to be 18 and have a special license to purchase a black one. Idk.

At 10/29/09 12:22 AM, Jonas wrote: The 16 Finalists based on random results and one person not answering a question on the survey.

Jay11,
Reviewer2,
Anthvinny,
fuzzum111
Satanham ,
Monotony,
Keith,
EJR
36Holla,
M-Y,
Nicholas-Deary,
The-Add
Racoonmario,
Stimcrab,
Don'tkillkenny42
Deluca2400

I really can't believe I almost won, I mean that's like 250 other people who could've gotten picked.

At 10/27/09 07:12 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 10/27/09 07:07 PM, XgenGamer wrote:

Wait a minute. You need to take a foreign language to graduate. I call bullshit.

Not at my school, its either a foreign language or a tech class. And most people don't remember the language they took in high school, a lot of people take it freshman and sophomore year

At 10/26/09 08:22 PM, iwantbrainz wrote: As bear (The survivor in the show) grabbed a helpless disoriented reindeer and had it his grasp he was talking about how one hit to the face in a certain spot made it brain dead so then he executed this devasting move and all of a sudden it was dead within a snap. He started to scavenge through the body and drank the blood of the animal while it was dripping out it looked so nasty like he was like a cannibal or something just doesnt eat human beings. He then took the liver and kidneys out and started to eat the heart it was so nasty, all he said is At Least Its Warm.

It was sick man my mom was like TURN IT OFF!

I wonder how much money bear grills makes probably ALOT! and if he doesnt danm he must really like doing that shit

From what I understand of your shitty grammar, you think Bear Grylls is a cannibal? First off, a cannibal eats other animals of the same species. Second, the wild is tough, you have to do things you wouldn't normally do to survive. Bear Grylls isn't a sick man, he's just teaching you what you need to survive in the wild at his own expense. Although, I do prefer Survivorman.

If they did that at my school I'd just yell "One Nation Under God!" when we're saying the pledge. They can't give me detention or anything for it, thank god for freedom of speech.

Maybe if you weren't so fat it wouldn't have collapsed. Fatty McFatFat

At 10/22/09 04:38 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote:

At 10/22/09 04:37 PM, dontkillkenny42 wrote:

At 10/22/09 04:36 PM, IrBORED wrote: Stand your ground, Ignore them, Memorize all exits, And keep a pocket knife on you at all times.

A pocket knife at school? Are you trying to get him expelled?

YOU'RE just worried that Kenny is going to get killed.

User name says all......

What does that have to do with anything that is going on in the thread.

At 10/22/09 04:23 PM, Holonboy wrote:

At 10/22/09 04:15 PM, yellowklayman wrote: is this suposed to be a real question or are you trying to get dumb answers

I really need to know! I'm sorry if it seams like a dumb question to you but I need to know.

Everything in the Wasteland that looks the least bit human, probably is. Super mutants were humans at one point before the war, ghouls, feral ghouls, glowing ones, Centaurs?. Most everything else came from some kind of animal.

At 10/22/09 04:36 PM, IrBORED wrote: Stand your ground, Ignore them, Memorize all exits, And keep a pocket knife on you at all times.

A pocket knife at school? Are you trying to get him expelled?

At 10/20/09 02:06 PM, Jonas wrote: When did you first learn about Newgrounds?

Back in 2005, but I was only like 11 then so I couldn't do much.

What do you most enjoy about the site?

I like the games and because its user submitted, you won't see much of it on other sites.

Given one day at the reins of the site, what would you change, what would you fix?

I'd find a way to get abusive reviews deleted faster, and give users more consequences for the abusive reviews.

Is there anything you miss, that you'd like to see back? (I.E. Old Blam/Save Animations)

I like it how it is, I guess its changed for the better.

Everybody wishes they kept King of the Hill now.

At 10/12/09 07:51 AM, DontExplain wrote:

At 10/12/09 06:23 AM, squidly wrote: Not have to learn German and heil to the Nazi overlords, because until we came in to WW2, the British were getting routinely bombed and the French had surrendered.

Oh my god... are you being serious?
You act as if you 'won' the war for the British...
Without the British you would have lost as well you realise, Maybe if you idiots acted sooner MANY lives would have been saved. Australia and Britain rush to your aid in your stupid 'war on Iraq' bullshit and I still don't understand why, WHY do we sacrifice our soldiers instantly when you were so reluctant to in the largest war in modern history (if not EVER)?

Just in case you fell asleep in history class, America was going through a depression and could not supply much, but we actually sent weapons and supplies to the British at the beginning of the war. After Pearl Harbor we figured we'd have to fight or get our ass kicked, and even though our economy was shit, we helped the British. We wouldn't have lost without the British, they would have lost without us. And we would have lost without Russia, so everyone helped eacht oher.

At 10/6/09 09:49 PM, TheStonePilot wrote: Real men play Paintball.

Airsoft is more realistic, therefore more fun.

At 10/5/09 09:23 PM, LTmatt wrote:

At 11/22/07 12:33 AM, KarpaL-TunnaL wrote: 5'4", 145 lbs.

Short motherfucker.

At 11/22/07 12:34 AM, TheGreat3stNameEver wrote: 5'10"-5'11"
140 lbs

Skinny motherfucker.

At 11/22/07 12:39 AM, Skybolt-DX wrote: Now to be realistic.

6'0'', and 164 pounds.

Is that bad?

Skinny motherfucker.

At 11/22/07 12:36 AM, Brainoggin wrote: 5'5" 1/2, around...And about 140 lbs.
I'mma fatty. ;[

Short motherfucker.

At 11/22/07 12:37 AM, bomarc wrote: 5'9" and 225 lbs. (Yes, I'm a fatty.)

Very fat.
I like your style, fat motherfucker.

Haha, thats why I like being average. You can't really make fun of the average guy.
<FILLER>

I'm 5'7 125 pounds. I'm about average height and weight.

Wish You Were Here- Pink Floyd.
That would be kind of creepy though...... Wish you were here dead with me and everything.........

At 10/4/09 06:56 PM, MegamanZero360 wrote:

At 10/4/09 06:54 PM, dontkillkenny42 wrote:

At 10/4/09 06:50 PM, Arclantic wrote: you stupid gaming noob, a pwnz gamer like me can get that in five minutes

and pwnz gamers dont give away their secrets because you have to work to be a pwnz gamer.

Not everyone is a fat 10 year old obsessed with video games.

But 99% Of the internet community is.

I don't think many newgrounders are obsessed with video games. And only like 20% of newgrounders are fat. Hooray for being thin!

Thank God I am that 1%.

At 10/4/09 06:50 PM, Arclantic wrote: you stupid gaming noob, a pwnz gamer like me can get that in five minutes

and pwnz gamers dont give away their secrets because you have to work to be a pwnz gamer.

Not everyone is a fat 10 year old obsessed with video games.

You cried because someone hit you in the head with a piece of plastic...... Yeah game controllers are pretty thick, but come on, they don't hurt that bad.

At 9/27/09 07:09 PM, igott wrote:

At 9/27/09 07:04 PM, Persnickety wrote: Who cares? It's not like that cover is getting air time. You guys are bitching about something that doesn't affect anyone, if anything it can help their fans get into better music.

If you like the original then listen to the original and don't go digging around for covers if you think it should be 'restricted' to cover.

Another Brick in the Wall Pt. 2 by Korn.

See how bad someone can fuck a good song up.

Oh god, I watched it on youtube and my jaw dropped when they started screaming the chorus, then I just fucking started laughing.

At 9/23/09 06:26 PM, waterbeast wrote: i had mine when i was 13.

and when i say first kiss, i mean your first with someone of the opposite sex, and not just a peck on the cheek or a quick kiss on the lips, i mean making out type of kissing.

so seriously, when did the people of newgrounds have their first kisses?
and if possible, with who?

Sorry, but why didn't you just use the search bar.. I really don't mean to sound like a dick, though.

At 9/21/09 05:41 PM, irishiweredrunk wrote: Also, i just realized that prison would do better than homelessness. Three meals a day lock-down at eight BOOYAH!

Don't forget the painful butt rape.

Psh, you guys are pussies

At 9/20/09 03:57 PM, SalemWaribara wrote:

At 9/20/09 03:55 PM, dontkillkenny42 wrote: People smoke because it calms them down, gets them buzzed. Its like you're saying the whole point of drinking beer is to drink a liquid that tastes like piss, no you drink to get drunk, and being drunk is pretty awesome. You're a close-minded, biased, judgmental, dumbass.

And you're not?

No, I really don't think I am. If you do show me 3 good reasons.

::Filler

At 9/20/09 03:47 PM, HighJack wrote: I assure you, I would not. I don't respect anyone who smokes. With all the products designed to help people quit, there is no reason to continue to smoke.

Do you really think the whole point of smoking is to just destroy your lungs? People smoke because it calms them down, gets them buzzed. Its like you're saying the whole point of drinking beer is to drink a liquid that tastes like piss, no you drink to get drunk, and being drunk is pretty awesome. You're a close-minded, biased, judgmental, dumbass.

At 9/20/09 07:23 AM, Ocean wrote: i'm not tryin' to be mean here, but honestly who gives a fuck about some piece of jailbait cunt that doesn't contribute anything good for anything? newgrounds user honestly.
i mean honestly, i can understand if it was in real life, but honestly who's pussy are your ripping on the internet apart from your own?

Go fuck yourself madii, no offense

You're just jealous that you're not jailbait like madii. Happy sweet 16, madii