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At 12/19/09 09:09 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote: If you were an admiral, having a fucking flotilla of Submarines. How would you react if a bunch of music-loving high schoolers with no experiance or any semblance of how to drive a submarine wanted to drive it to Finland, possibly starting a war. If they ever make it because they intend to blast music at extremely loud volumes while drinking excessively on the Six-Flags quality waterside they installed in the ICMB Silo.

You would actually say no to that?

If I were an admiral I would join you and rock out to metal and blow up countries and waterslide all while riding in a yellow submarine.

At 12/19/09 04:24 PM, Rude-Awakening wrote: Well, I was the instagator in that I provoked him, but the first shove was b him, then I punched him.

That does not make you the instigator. He had no real reason to hit you, except that you damaged his pride, that does not count as self defense. You could have done anything in your power to stop him after he had shoved you as long as you felt threatened. Just remember self defense is not downing a guy and then hitting him in the face "for good measure".

At 12/19/09 08:01 PM, FBIpolux wrote: We're in USA. Let's say there's 100 girls in a room.

I yell: "HEY FATTY, LOOK OVER HERE!"

At least 33 of the women are going to turn their head at me.

I agree with this, when is the government going to actually do something about the fat people.

At 12/18/09 09:52 PM, VGmasters wrote:

At 12/18/09 09:49 PM, dontkillkenny42 wrote:

At 12/18/09 09:32 PM, VGmasters wrote: http://pimpmygun.doctornoob.com/app.html

Post your gun creation here.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1090 983/2 Yay for the search bar!

Well the thread title didn't even mention the what the thing was called, smart one. I already even used the search bar to make sure, so you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Thats why you should lurk more. Whenever I make a thread I try to search for anything similar to the topic. I.E. pimp my gun is a customizable gun, so I search anything related to pimp my gun, customizable guns, make a gun, etc. Laziness is not an excuse. Plus searching for pimp my gun would be pretty hard considering you can only search pimp, and theres 200 pages of threads about the user pimp.

At 12/18/09 09:32 PM, VGmasters wrote: http://pimpmygun.doctornoob.com/app.html

Post your gun creation here.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1090 983/2 Yay for the search bar!

At 12/17/09 08:58 PM, PhyroDragon wrote:

At 12/17/09 08:44 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: Tablets?

Tablets?

Piglets?

At 12/17/09 07:21 PM, bman200 wrote: I hate you all. How does it even remotely LOOK like "Tourettes" if it sounds like "Turrets". Not the kind you're thinking of, you idiots. One day you're gonna pick on the wrong bipolar child or TURRET child, you idiots, and get hurt so bad, because most of us are strong, including me.

If you pronounce tourettes as turrets then you also have a speaking problem.

Sorry, but your parents sound like dicks who want you to only believe what they believe. Nothing else will be acceptable to them. They are ignoring the scientific facts and are trying to make you stay part of their religion no matter what you think is best for you. IMO they are being selfish and trying to keep their pride, but put yourself in their shoes. If you were big on religion and found out your son was atheist you'd be pissed too. Give it some time, they'll come around, they're just pissed and won't accept that you're an atheist.

At 12/16/09 06:35 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Now, what I'm about to say has no link. It's not on the news. But that doesn't diminish it's credibility. I know it's happened a few times before, so there's no reason to question it.

This weekend, a pastor died. A friend of a friend. He was one of the GOOD pastors. The kind that doesn't judge people and allows EVERYBODY into his church. At his funeral, the disgusting people from godhatesfags.com PICKETED his funeral, shouting "All fags burn in hell" and all that other crap. They then proceeded to call him a lying false prophet. And all this in the name of 'Christianity'.

Please note that I'm not encouraging a Christianity bashing session. In fact, most Christians don't speak, act, or think that way. Godhatesfags is an extremist hate group.

What is it that leads these people to such extremist views? What inspires such hatred to people that don't do any harm? And the bigger question.

Do you think that these people should be prevented from doing their 'protests'? Their rights of free speech are there... But at the same time, they do HORRIBLE things. Going to a funeral to spread hatred and telling the grieving family that their loved one is burning in hell? That's not right.

I don't think this is as bad as code pink. The stupid hippie bitches called Marines "baby killers" and criminals. They don't realize that they wouldn't be able to say all the stupid crap if it wasn't for the Marines or any of the armed forces for that matter. I mean opposing war is one thing, but calling the people who protect you horrible names is another.

Sorry don't mean to thread jack, but stupid, mindless protesters just grind my gears. I honestly can't stand people who think they're better than others and stand on the streets and shout it to people. Religion is a stupid reason to get in a fight, much less a war. Its like killing each other because you think Three Little Pigs is better than Goldilocks and the Three Bears.

At 12/15/09 05:06 AM, killaboy69 wrote: In the country of South Africa which many Americans will have to use google earth to find

Not every American is uneducated and retarded, prejudice retard.

At 12/15/09 08:22 PM, Frank wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EK_2qRBXL fs

I like Harry Potter and found this fucking hilarious.

but honestly, I only read it when I poop

At 12/15/09 07:56 PM, Klobb17 wrote: 'Sup. I've decided I wanna do something with my life, so in the near future, I'll enlist at a PMC (Private Military Company) and become a contractor for whatever conflicts arise. I was wondering if anybody here knows of a good company or of any training courses that I should check out. Currently, I've got my eyes on Xe, which used to be Blackwater USA. If anybody is or used to be a civilian contractor, I'd appreciate any advice you dish out. And if you find it necessary to convince me otherwise, do not hesitate to do so. Thanks.

Most pmc guys are retired or ex-military and have a helluva lot of experience. If I were you, I'd join the Army or Marines first and stay in for about 20-25 years before I tried to become a pmc.

Its so fun to troll when Santa isn't there. Haha, these girls still believed in Santa and when told women's rights jokes. Good times, good times.

I think people are just as stupid as before, but now that communication only takes a matter of seconds we can see more and more of it. I also agree that a big part of the population in the U.S. is really fucking stupid and morbidly obese.

Religion =/= Race

At 12/8/09 05:45 PM, WadeFulp wrote: Here's a precip map from The Weather Channel. Some areas that show rain may start with snow, change to a mix, then end of rain.

Aww man, you guys get tons of snow and I only get tons of rain.

Maybe it was a wacky joke or some kind of shenanigans. You should just mind your own business.

There's lots of different types of zombies, but the classic slow moving ones seem the most realistic, along with the ones from the movie version of I Am Legend. If there were zombies I'm pretty sure they're gonna be the classic slow zombies, everyone now is making up new "runners" and other things like that. On that note, zombies don't "eat" they bite and scratch people to infect them. They don't howl, scream, shriek or anything like that, they have low growls and moans. Play this: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/42 5802

At 11/20/09 10:15 PM, tuckerton296 wrote: if you have seen the videos on this youtube Chanel you could see that they have similar jokes as josh.0 and there shit comes out a lot earlyer
example: the perkalater was on =3 first and tehn went onto josh.0 vary similar jokes.

Its Tosh.0, buddy.

At 11/16/09 08:49 PM, JmdMagic wrote: *points at VG forum* Lookie, noob.

Actually it would be the flash forum, stop being an asshole.

At 11/16/09 04:23 PM, quagmire690 wrote: ok so here the situation... u are on the computer reeding this exact thread... and you hear all at once 2 doors and 5 windows smash open and shatter. u then hear probably 10 different voices screaming in a different parts of area that you are in.... yelling GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!!! HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!!! these people have not reached or seen you yet... what do you do? OH and your in your underwear... and u get a baseball bat nearby ( just to make it interesting)

Depends. Is it the military of the nation I live in? If not, I'm not going without a fight.
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At 11/9/09 06:59 PM, ViZi wrote:

At 11/3/09 09:42 PM, dontkillkenny42 wrote: The temperature changes a lot down here in the winter and fall. Like earlier this fall is would be around freezing in the mornings and get to 60 in the afternoon. Sometimes it gets into the 10s in the winter other times its 50. Its unpredictable, except for summer its hot a humid every freakin day.

Way too far of an exaggeration. The coldest it gets around is about 27-30 degrees F. And when it snows, which it rarely ever does, it's about 20 degrees. And that is during an extremely cold winter.
Also, Savannah is far different from the rest of GA, it is right on the coast.

I've lived in Georgia all my life and I have seen it get as low 17. People have told me about how its gotten into the 10s, but its extremely rare. Back in the 40s the coldest its ever been in Georgia was -17F.

'Nother picture. I might take one of me with the hat on and my super awesome flask.

I finally got it!

Ewwwww that's gross I don't even want it anymore. Legal girls are disgusting.

At 11/5/09 07:01 PM, gmanthesandwhichking wrote: Hey if you are here you probably like indie stuff, or, well you just like posting on the BBS. Anyway come check out the website of official indieness!!!!!!! It is at indiegameinfo.blogspot.com

Enjoy!
Leave me feedback to tell me what you think.

*couch*emo*cough* But honestly Indie is just stupid

At 11/3/09 09:42 PM, TailsPrower wrote: Well, if I were you I'd look for one that didn't require an animal, but that Russian Police one just looks oh-so smexy. Alternatively, the silver one looks very nice too.

Your pick, commie bro.

Yeah I was considering the silver one, that or the black rabbit fur one.

At 11/3/09 09:37 PM, STEM wrote:

At 11/3/09 09:34 PM, dontkillkenny42 wrote: It was really his idea to get one because I shaved my head and I need to keep it warm. A Ushanka seems like a bit of an overkill for Georgia, but they're so badass I couldn't resist. I can always pay him back when I start chopping firewood with my brother and selling it. But he agreed to get me a $30 one.

Does Georgia really get that cold? I spent some time in Savannah a couple summers ago and felt like I was going to die of heat exhaustion. Never been there for a winter.

The temperature changes a lot down here in the winter and fall. Like earlier this fall is would be around freezing in the mornings and get to 60 in the afternoon. Sometimes it gets into the 10s in the winter other times its 50. Its unpredictable, except for summer its hot a humid every freakin day.

At 11/3/09 09:31 PM, STEM wrote: Those are badass. Go military-grade or go home. Instead of pleading your dad for money, you should ask him what he wants you to do in order to give you 50 bucks. A small chore or favor is worth that hat.

It was really his idea to get one because I shaved my head and I need to keep it warm. A Ushanka seems like a bit of an overkill for Georgia, but they're so badass I couldn't resist. I can always pay him back when I start chopping firewood with my brother and selling it. But he agreed to get me a $30 one.

Ok, I'm at a loss here. I don't know which Ushanka to get, here's the site, http://www.ushanka.com/ click on military or men's, it doesn't matter. I'd prefer one in the $30 range or a little above but I can persuade my dad to get me a $50 one. Help me keep my head warm Newgrounds!