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Peter Gibbons from Office Space, because I just don't care.

But if the races were reversed in this incident nobody would care that a white man got shot by a cop.

At 7/10/10 04:04 PM, Scarface wrote: Look! In ZAAL's last thread where he asked for his account to be deleted, in the 8th post in the thread, he admitted that he probably wouldn't be able to stay away from Newgrounds, and would make another account! So, two years later, he returned and made a new account: Gagsy. That explains why Gagsy's post could is so high! The only person who could POSSIBLY get a post count that high is ZAAL! IT ALL MAKES SENSE!

That thread is from '09. 2 years would be 2011. It's 2010 right now, idiot. It doesn't make any sense.

At 7/10/10 03:55 PM, LaForge wrote:

At 7/10/10 03:53 PM, EJR wrote: It's I-Bot.

Also view here.

http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/mindc hamber/i-bot

Why'd he make him look like a timid little wimp? He looks badass on the front page.

Its the same picture, just one of his legs is covered by P-bot.

I met a Scottish kid at Disney world about 4 years ago and we sprayed fat people in the face at a water park. Scottish people are awesome.

Its painfully overused, but Tom Sawyer would work.

At 7/9/10 05:06 PM, To-Kash wrote: you know, it's proven that MMA can beat someone with a gun from at most... the width of a court room.

Not to be a Chuck Norris Retard, but He went to court to defend someone, and the DA asked him if he could stop him from cocking a gun from about 20 feet away. tried 2 times, and the DA could not manage to cock the gun before Chuck was behind him or something

LOLO COCK.
no. not because he's chuck norris either.

but whatever, ninjas probably won't be breaking into your home, so yeah. keep a gun if you want.

Could you provide a link to the article, because this sounds like bullshit to me. Cocking any gun is relatively easy and doesn't (for me) take more than a second. There is no way anyone can cover 20 feet of ground from a still-standing position that quick.

RV's cost as much as a house if you go for a good one. Cheaper ones are about $75,000 minimum (new). And if you did get a junker it'd take a lot of time and money to make it viable. You're logic is flawed (unless you're talking about a towable one, those are still pretty expensive).

At 7/8/10 07:45 PM, Yamor wrote:

At 7/8/10 07:41 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: Threats have no meaning if they can't act on them. Don't fight back at someone who can't possibly harm you.

Is there actually a way you could find out where another NG user lives?

Not really, he could get your IP and track down your city, not your exact location. But he really is an idiot if he would jump on a plane from California to Alabama just to fight some kid for arguing on the internet.

If it does work out, could you uhhh... maybe tape it and send me a copy?

The United State's Marines, because I'm already planning on joining anyway. I can handle most of the physical fitness stuff so it shouldn't be too hard.

At 7/7/10 11:25 PM, madlawyer wrote: i, no a place, where the grass is rly greener....

discuss this great song

Awww. I thought this was gonna be Breakfast in America.

At 7/7/10 12:19 PM, Robotchk12 wrote: Since the one Predator who was there couldn't contain the outbreak on its own, it enlisted the help of humans.

You mean the three Predators, right? Because you know there was three of them, right? You've seen the movie? RIGHT?

At 7/6/10 05:39 AM, Lintire wrote:

:Grabbing a coke bottle off a local dead guy

You already have a coke, run like hell. If it's empty, break it and use is as a knife. If it's a plastic bottle, you're screwed.

At 7/7/10 12:09 AM, Blinx-2 wrote:

At 7/7/10 12:07 AM, TheBlueRaven wrote: you're not supposed to chew them man

also ambian makes you hear shit

I tried swallowing them, but it doesn't make you pass out/fall asleep.

Oh shit, really? Dude I'm going to have to buy some of that.

You have to take the whole bottle, dipshit.

I'm alone most of the time anyway so it doesn't bother me. Actually I enjoy the peace. But usually I play bass, listen to music, exercise , or troll people on the interwebs.

At 7/6/10 07:22 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: I'd get myself an instant sandwich maker.

A girlfriend?

What? Porch Monkeys?

At 7/4/10 08:00 PM, ikool890 wrote:

At 7/4/10 07:13 PM, TrantaLocked wrote: Congratulations, this topic is now about making fun of a dead porn star.

bam margaria

but realli dood i pay ur reupect too da dead i think your frind aindrian wolloked likw a nice goy he wuould be me frind se you in heave addy boy :)

Do you know how to use a keyboard? I mean, you spell half a word right then it looks like you finish it with a random jumble of letters.

At 7/4/10 05:53 AM, UberCream wrote:

:There was an episode where without Hank's constant intervention, Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer actually have some fun for a change.

Apparently you never finished that episode because at the end they confess that it was a disaster and only said they had fun to cover it up.

Never use the front brakes to stop really fast, you'll end up flipping. The first time I rode a dirt bike i was scared shitless but I got used to it and it's really fun now.

At 6/27/10 03:27 AM, Sawdust wrote:

At 6/27/10 12:20 AM, dontkillkenny42 wrote: You're calling progressive rock douchy and you listen to Coldplay. Fucking hypocrite.

Please explain my hypocrisy.

Uhhh. Only douchebags listen to Coldplay. Could you really not figure that out?

At 6/27/10 12:23 AM, Piss wrote:

At 6/27/10 12:20 AM, dontkillkenny42 wrote: You're calling progressive rock douchy and you listen to Coldplay. Fucking hypocrite.

yea well you can't read

What part did I not read?

At 6/26/10 11:36 PM, Sawdust wrote: I liked reading OP argue with two giant dicks who have the most douchey taste in music ever.

You have a fucktard metalhead and a douchebag who thinks "everything after 1969 is crap also PROG ROCK BAAAW".

You're calling progressive rock douchy and you listen to Coldplay. Fucking hypocrite.

Being obsessed with a musician isn't bad as long as they're not shitty. In your case the only cure would be some weed and Dark Side of the Moon.

Best to save up and buy a good one, you'll end up paying less in the long run. Trust me, I've had bad experiences with shitty guns.

Am I cool yet?

5 A's, 1 B. Every class I took was a joke.

At 6/13/10 02:26 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:

At 6/13/10 02:24 PM, Dubbi wrote: Guys can't get an abortion, silly.

then what the fuck did I just pay $130 for?

I take lungs now and you get gills...say..next week.