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I think that video might be fake, it could be real but I'm not convinced. But this gave me a laugh.

At 6/27/09 06:52 PM, RKthrilla wrote:

At 6/27/09 06:51 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I have an idea... how about you stop talking like a snotty little asshole, and realize your mom is trying to teach you not to be such an abrasive dickwad so you can have some fucking FRIENDS when you grow up.

This man speaks the truth.

This man speaks the truth of the truth

At 6/26/09 07:32 PM, Paryl wrote:

Was it the physician who had all that time alone with Michael Jackson to do whatever he pleased with him?

Was it a white supremacist paramedic who slipped him a cyanide pill?

Was it anonymous DDoSing websites by killing MJ?

Lets figure it out!

It was me. I did it for the children.

At 6/25/09 05:51 PM, thingie-348 wrote: Micheal?

I was typing fast and didn't spell check.

At 6/25/09 05:50 PM, DudeGoofyGuy wrote: Already a thread: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1074 840

Awww, damn, it didn't show up when I searched it a few seconds ago.

Its true! He's dead! I'll try to get a link, I can't find one at the moment.

I still love you, Rig.

At 6/23/09 08:59 PM, elace wrote: playing football i picked him up and threw him. He landed wrong and bruised 2 ribs. It hurts when he breaths and i feel bad. He is my best friend and i wanna do something to make it up to him. What should i do ?

Make him some fresh cookies.

At 6/23/09 02:04 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 6/23/09 02:01 PM, Jezuz wrote:

At 6/23/09 01:58 PM, Matt2k8 wrote: Your serious...?

No, he's not. He's trolling morons like you. Poorly, at that.

I don't think an addiction is funny, asshole.

I don't think trolls are funny, asshole.

At 6/22/09 09:14 PM, tuckerton296 wrote: one time in preschool i spilled milk over my apnts and asked my grandfather to bring me new underwhere in. my unckle who lives with my grand father brough me voer my grandfathers underwhere. i ahd to ware it and no one realised it
fyi my grandfather lives across the streen from me and my parents

You spell like you are still in preschool....

Better hope you don't have ESP....

I really actually think i could be a lit mod.... Considering I've got around 5 years of gifted English lol.......

I was a little disturbed by this:

Me:
do you rape little boys
God:
Yes I try to rape little boys as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.

Kiss Saves Christmas

I would whip him, and tell him to get back to the cotton fields before he gets lynched.

HAHAHA, $2.4 mil, RIAA just wasted their time cause there is no way they're gonna get all the money from her.

At 6/14/09 11:37 PM, JmdMagic wrote:

Was the game in the wrong case? Or did you get the wrong game?

The game was in the wrong case.

Then they have to give you the correct game. Go back to the store and ask to speak with the manager about the game and the fuck ups that he hired.

At 6/14/09 11:32 PM, JmdMagic wrote: I went to GameStop the other day to get the new Spyro Game, Dawn of the Dragon, for PS3.
I pay and all that shit, and when i get home to open the case, I see it.
They gave me Spyro 4, the Dragonfly one.

Was the game in the wrong case? Or did you get the wrong game?

At 6/14/09 11:19 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: My two best girl friends, food, water, and everything I need to play my music.

Seconded

At 6/14/09 03:54 PM, andycastaneda wrote:

At 6/14/09 03:47 PM, ctrlaltandDELETE wrote: WATCH IT ABSORB THIS POOL!!!

Look:

"Doesn't drip" my ass

At 6/14/09 10:11 AM, howdoifixmyspacebar wrote: I would say Metallica....

Leave, get off my internets and never come back.......NOW!......Unless of course you're speaking of the new mainstream Metallica.

At 6/13/09 08:47 PM, ShellShocked78 wrote: Unfortunate world trade center ads

The 5th one down is ironic..

At 6/11/09 06:57 PM, Chat-man wrote: I was playing baseball with some friends but using a wooden bat then about 10 or 15 minutes ago I was nailed in the head with the bat because someone threw it and I passed out for about 7 minutes (someone woke me up) I have a giant lump on my head and on side of my face is really red. Luckily it didn't break the skin so I'm sittin here with an ice pack on my face and a lump on my head.

I got hit in the head with a baseball bat in 3rd grade. Well, me and my friend were playing baseball and somehow i got hit, and for the life of me i can't remember how. But anyway, it was a metal bat and it made me fall down, and it gave me a bump bigger than an egg.

At 6/11/09 05:08 PM, SiMpSoN-bRuVaS wrote: Would you help someone die if they were in immense pain

No, thats why they made suicide booths. Duh.

hey guys go to this one and convince her to show tits
http://www.stickam.com/largeChat.do?uId=
175762030&layoutSwitched=true

At 5/28/09 09:20 PM, katyperryy wrote:
p.s your sister is black, right?

black people don't live in California, silly

At 5/28/09 05:56 PM, RubberTrucky wrote: What age are we talking? Cause your profile claims you're 26?

Judging beauty in a photo is a hard thing to do. I find that girls are more beautiful when they move and they smile and you see their curves fully. You can show very bad on a photograph and still be quite pretty in general.

i'm pretty sure the curves are supposed to go in, not out

So my grandma and my two cousins had just got home from work and were gonna take showers. So my one cousin goes into the master bedroom to the bathroom and heard the shower going on full blast. So he goes out to the living room and my grandma asks why he wasn't in the shower, and he replied that someone was already in the shower. So my grandma and both cousins go into the bedroom and hear the shower. They could hear it clearly. And when they opened the door the sound stopped, but the shower was dry.
They think it might have been my grandpa who died about 6 years ago. My little 2 year old cousin said he saw my grandpa and a few other men walking through one of the barns at my grandmas house (she has 10 acres).
I'm a bit skeptical about this, as it might have been the pipes or something. So newgrounds, what do you think? Are my grandma and cousins crazy or was it really a ghost?

At 5/27/09 12:04 AM, ninjakoopa-33 wrote: MadiiMonsterr =3

agreed %100000000000

At 5/18/09 06:35 PM, K111 wrote: so apparently at my school tomorrow, there is supposed to be a fake lockdown with fake terrorists, i really want to see how they do this tomorrow, it's actually gonna be pretty intersting

oh ya, ima bringin my billystick

do you guys think that this is a good way to teach kids about terrorism

oh ya, i also live in canada, which makes it even more dumb

make a "false" anti-terrorist team, and open fire on the terrorists