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At 8/1/09 11:32 PM, PrivateJoker92 wrote: Where is your God now!?!?!

I lol'd. And Twilight is right.

At 8/1/09 10:25 PM, Soybeane wrote: I've known this girl for a while now, and I think I've really fallen in love with the girl.

But the problem is that I wayy to shy to approach her and confess my feeling, ya know? My aunt tells me im pretty attractive. Im asian, I know thats a big plus for some girls. I weigh 230 lbs (a little chubby) and have some acne, my only flaws.

So thats why I come to you NG. Do any of you have tips and tricks to win the girl's heart?
Picture enclosed.

You'll have better luck asking here. But I say get to know her, be nice, and go for it. Good luck!

I win.

No, because mine is stupid.

At 7/31/09 03:24 PM, JaY11 wrote: There was an experiment done once, where two groups of people where sent into a creepy, old, abondoned, derelict movie theater. One group were asked to see what ideas they could come up with to re build the place to a modern theater. The other group was told the place was haunted and they had to find ghosts.

And guess what, the group sent in to find ghosts said they heard and seen strange ghost like things happening, while the group sent in to do work didn't see or hear anything suspicious.

Maybe the group of ghost hunters went to places that the other group didn't go or something. Do you have a link?

At 7/30/09 09:02 PM, naronic wrote: This is an example of bad quality rap

"Your a jerk."
were they seriously pulling slips of paper out of a hat with the idea on this one?
Or is this just the standard for rap these days?
now my 10 year old sister is blasting the volume up and doing this unoriginal dance they feature in the video but is obviously not thier's

50 cent should come in and kick their skinny metrosexual pants out of the rapping buesness cause it's obvious they dont know what they're doing

Hahaha this is almost as bad as Brokencyde, maybe even worse, they just repeat "You're a jerk" half the song. And if you read the comments, its a bunch of teen girls saying stuff like "omg u r jellyous u cant sing liek tht" girls have the shittiest taste in music, well most of them anyway.

At 7/21/09 09:53 PM, Krasnoyarsk wrote:

he was only 9, that isnt funny, that sucks.

No it is funny because a 9 year old should know better than to drink gas/petrol

At 7/21/09 06:31 PM, Khawner wrote: I was watching a show recently, and I saw someone get an award for "Hardest Working Minority" or something along those lines. I forgot what the show was, but that's besides the point.

I saw that on George Lopez once. But that's not real, is it?

At 7/21/09 04:56 PM, Fezz wrote: I was googling my house on google maps and in the woods behind my house, I noticed what looks like a small shack. Earlier, my friend and I went out there, and it's not a shack, but 2 small broken down cars. One of them is an MG Midget. The licsence plate expired in 1988. My dad said they're pretty rare cars. We didn't take any pictures, but we might go back later if anyone gives a shit.

They've been there for a while too, there's a lot of vegetation growing around.

You can actually take them if they've been there long enough, just report them abandoned. If they still run, that is. If not sell the parts.

At 7/21/09 01:39 PM, bgraybr wrote:

At 7/21/09 01:36 PM, dx5231 wrote: Only the first topic is a little bit racist. The second one isn't racist.
Complaining isn't going to help.

The second one isn't racist.

I was complaining because people always say Asians have small penises, which isn't true!

No they have small wankers, that giant penis is just a statue.

At 7/19/09 09:46 AM, citricsquid wrote:

At 7/19/09 09:45 AM, Skulsta wrote: I bet you forgot how having multiple accounts is also against the NG rules?

No it isn't. I bet you forgot you're a prick.

Awww man I was gonna say that.

Haha mine's number 8.

Why have BET when you could just watch COPS?

At 7/14/09 04:53 AM, WillInABox wrote: all you need to know is obamas black

He's half black retard

This . It looks nice and its got good power and accuracy.

Did you unplug it then plug it back in? Or did you hit it a couple of times? Try those and if they don't help use google or something, i doubt many NGers would know what to do.

Major Update: I found out that it was my brother's, who had this room before me. And when we changed rooms my brother didn't want it anymore, so my mom put it on my bookcase behind a bunch of crap for some reason. So the mystery is over.

Some details: Its a Shordsword, a little over 2ft long(almost 30in or so), made in Pakistan, Shaped like a a dragon, I found it on my bookcase, and it now serves as my weapon if someone breaks into my house.

I don't know where it came from, or how it got there, but I will not question its awesomeness. So I leave it up to you NGers to give me suggestions on what to do with this fine beast.

At 7/10/09 06:23 PM, starownage3 wrote:

At 7/10/09 06:19 PM, GrammerNaziElite wrote: I hate anime because of it's shitty story telling, overenthusiastic female characters, and its completely unoriginal art style.

You just have a crappy taste in them i guess

No, you just can't accept that someone doesn't share the same opinion as you.

I'm quite fond of Richard Matheson, I am Legend was a great book.

It would look cooler if the rest of it where gold-plated, not just the keys.

I can't believe nobody said Freddie Mercury for vocals....

At 7/3/09 04:26 AM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: It was called a trench sweeper in WW1, because you could literally sweep a trench the fuck clean with that thing.

It wasn't used in WWI, it was developed after the war in 1918, and renamed and brought into service in 1919. It was made to be a trench broom, to sweep trenches. I have no idea where you got these facts, but they're wrong.

At 7/2/09 05:15 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

*deletes op's sig*

What mean sig?

Uhh did you forget to lock the thread or something.

At 7/2/09 05:12 PM, Chat-man wrote: You know what ever since I first joined NG you guys have been picking on me! Last year you guys were a good site now this year this is the MEANEST site ever! What happened? I have even made a mean signature because of how much you guys have tortured me! I have been living with this and now I can hardly take it!
Last year it was 1 mistake is okay now this year it's 1 mistake is a big crisis! WHY!?

Get the fuck off of Newgrounds, get some real friends, stop fapping to manga, and quit your bitching. I mean seriously, if you know we don't like you, leave.

Kick his ass. That'll teach him to be a douche.

At 7/2/09 04:55 PM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 7/2/09 04:53 PM, Chat-man wrote: THAT'S IT!!!!! I've lost my anger! Can you guys shut the hell up about this!? To tell you the truth my brother said he'd give me 5 bucks if I added that I have a crush on her part! I do NOT love my character as a girlfriend!! I love it as a creation that will make me popular on NG!.

It's not going to make you popular if you didn't draw it...

This man is right, you aren't gonna get much credit/popularity for thinking of the drawing.

At 7/2/09 04:54 PM, Chat-man wrote: THAT'S IT!!!!! I've lost my anger! Can you guys shut the hell up about this!? To tell you the truth my brother said he'd give me 5 bucks if I added that I have a crush on her part! I do NOT love my character as a girlfriend!! I love it as a creation that will make me popular on NG!. Now you guys have had your fun! So shut up about it!!

Take your bitching somewhere else, we don't wanna hear it, or see it typed.

At 6/30/09 07:06 PM, alucardxmeow wrote: Too bad my Aero Chrome skin wasn't compatible with this version so now it looks like this...

That pissed me off too, but the NASA one is kinda cool, it'll do until they update Aero Chrome