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At 8/22/07 04:45 PM, stafffighter wrote:

Is it my fault all of mtvs dating shows revolve around vans? No, it's my fault for watching them and beleiving the world of lightly tattooed casual sex they portray instead of trying to live it.

Amen. Story of my life right there.

The problem with saying that it's safe underground is called entropy. In other words, nuclear waste will seep into the ground also. And, we would need one HUGE underground bunker to fit all the people in it. Anyway, I'm not activley scared of nuclear warfare anytime soon. Nuclear weapons are not at fingertips. They are in iron vaults with all kinds of checks and balances. But, ya. Nuclear weapons should not be alowwed in the long run.

At 7/19/06 08:26 PM, Cuppa-LettuceNog wrote: (Reposted here, because apperently every single dictionary, Encyclopedia, politician, and theologist in the entire world is wrong, and Ted_Easton is the only single person alive who knows the right definitions of the words "politics" and "religion", and that they actually mean the exact same thing.

Translation: Being reposted here because I lost this arguement elsewhere.

wastes? on what?

umm... ya. Most people know that and I don't feel hat it really answers the question. Care to explain more? Or was that it?

Yes, and if you're STILL fat after following the seven steps then you have my sympathy. You're genetics really kind of screwed you over and everyone will hate you for being fat. But, cases like that are rare so... FOLLOW THE 7 STEPS OF WONDER!!!

I just google mapped it and it appears to be a barren patch of land. It's not THAT suspicious.

Well... LaCrosse isn't as widely reported as the NFL. (In the U.S. anyway) And while I can't think of a specific example off the top of my head i'm sure there are thousands of counter examples to the post about a black stripper. It's just that the vast majority of people don't care, so it goes unreported.

You're assuming that they will be doing back breaking manual labor.

I don't know. I'm just guessing but I think that we are not the only country that thinks: that everyone else thinks: we're stupid and ignorant.

At 8/21/07 08:45 PM, TheSovereign wrote: Me must keeps these things in order to keep America alive! Without them America would fall and become a communistic dictator ship like Europe.

And if that weren't any worse, the Christian Science Foundation has found out that 87.2% of pedophiles are gay! We must save America by issuing a cull on gays.

Ya, but what percent of gays are pedophiles. I'm guessing not a lot.

Masturbation: Many teens are masturbating right now! Not only is it a sin, it also cuts productivity down! Also, the Christian Science Foundation has just learded that all rapists, pedos, necrophiliacs, and gays start out a cronic masturbaters. If those people didn't masturbate, they wouldn't become be no rapists, pedos, necrophiliacs, and gays!

Doesn't EVERYONE start out as a chronic masterbater? Also, if they didn't masterbate they would become YOU.

God in school: Kids are becoming atheists because Liberals are taking away Jesus from our childrens hearts. They'll become atheists and, thus, be easily brainwashed into believing left wing veiws.

True, true. Except for the brain washing part. There is nothing subliminal about the public school system. The public school system does not deny Gods exsistence. It simply doesn't mention it at all. Brain washing children by actively telling them something is YOUR job.

After that we'll trick Canada into thinking that we will protect the Artic. While we move our forces up north, we'll launch a full invasion.

So... you want to beteay Canada? umm... ya.

Privatization: Along with keeping health care privatized, we should also privatize the Fire Department, the Police Department, and education.

Maybe in the future that could happen, but for now I'd just worry about health care.

- Your average Republican.

-Your average Moderate.

Yes. Yes, the media DOES blow everything out of proportion. What I hate about the media is that people actually beleive what the television tells them! I find it rather scary and disgusting.

oh, ya. Like being fat isn't enough of a tax already. Healthcare is so much more expensive when you're fat.

At 8/22/07 04:24 AM, SadisticMonkey wrote: If your god is of infinite power, why is it he allows Satan to still exist and "cause the weak to sin"?

I like to think of God (if there is such a thing) as enormous guy writing his own book with himself as the main charecter. I think it would be a pretty boring book if there was no antagonist.

Ya really. Talk about ignorance. People should be aloud to be fat and/or ignorant if they want to be.

I beleive you're confusing Fascism with racism. Mussolini was fascist. Hitler was racist AND fascist.

At 6/7/07 09:41 AM, jacobus10 wrote: wtf.... ok the child kidnapping is rather sad but it dosent need to be sooo hyped up. if this is wrong please reply and tell me (honestly)

Well at least it's better than all the hype about Blobal Worming.

Wow. Check out this link! It really is delightfully ridiculous!
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=blo bal+worming&btnG=Google+Search

O.K. that made me lol for like a minute. Anyway, Earth may be becoming a desrt planet like Mars. But as I understand it at 17 years old I will probably see Mars colonization before I die anyway. Now, if blobal warming, rays, worms, tigers, and bears. Oh mies! Don't kilz us frst. Entropy will.

Well, thanks for the sentiment. But I don't need you to feel sorry for me. I would use the self checkout if the line was shorter though. But when you call for tech support or something don't you prefer to get a human as opposed to an automated system. I do. Plus, I feel silly when I get pissed at a machine (Which makes me more pissed) but it's justifiable to get pissed at a person.

ya... but then we wouldn't have anything to debate about. Peace can't exsist in the politics forum because then it wouldn't be a very good politics forum. Sorry Charlie. (really)

P.S. it's totally unfair to hate Americans for Bush because we didn't ELECT him. Not only did he lose the popular vote (stupid electoral college) it was also rigged.

Ya, but your idea of common sense may be different from other peoples idea of common sense. See, your assuming that you HAVE any common sense. If you didn't you would probably think you did. On the flip side it's possible that I have no common sense. But, then again, that's all just common sense.

true, but I'll take Donny the retard as my grocerie bagger before I take a computer.

I've heard that suicide is a crime before too. But I think this is done mostly in an attempt to catch people who fail at suicide and institutionalize them before they hurt themselves or others.

I'd have to say that while you make a good point it is just common sense that school is good. Sometimes the things they teach you will come in handy later on, even if you can't see it yet. But, you don't have to beleive a word I say anyhow because school attendance is cumpulsory anyway.

Most young people (myself not included I'm 17 but slightly conservative) are liberal because of the media. I am sick and tired of hearing all these statistics about this and this many people die of that every year. It's a wonder anyone survives. Which is precisly how I know it's all lies. And the thing that really cracks me up is when they say something is "linked" to something else. For example: Chemotherapy is linked to cancer. This is true because people that have cancer often undergo chemo-therapy. This does not mean that chemo-therapy causes cancer. There are other less obvious examples that I don't feel like brainstorming right now because this on illustrates the point well enough. So the next time you hear someone say this is linked to that. Don't asume that the former is the cause of the latter. It may be the other way around.

So... Long... *twitches* *dies*

School is good. End of discussion.

Because the outsourcing of human jobs to machines is a lot worse than outsourcing overseas. If this trend continues (sorry to get sci-fi on you) there will be a huge gap between the rich and the poor. Plus no one will have jobs. And I think the world would be awfull depressing if every clerk and other human I interface with on a regular basis was a computer. People would feel kind of alone.

I have to say that was very long. But the basic idea sounds like a total load. Summary please.