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At 9/20/13 01:01 PM, HankMcCheezy wrote: Shut up, you fat bastard, before I throw rotisserie chickens at you until you die of clogged arteries.

I think we've all forgotten the purpose of this thread. Let's get back to talking about the size of my member.

Whadafuk yu jus fuking sai bout me, you paigony paigon? Boi betta no fam caim top f mi klas in Paigon Huntin, & 's been on bare paigon huntz, & I have ova LOTS of confirmed kills.

CBA with rest. Would be tl;dr anywho.

At 7/17/12 11:24 PM, sweet21 wrote: Oh look, the pessimistic ape has returned to flaunt his genitals before returning to his cave. How cute.

Pik relhated.

At 7/17/12 10:41 AM, RampantMusik wrote: No, wait, I changed my mind! My favorite part is how he always has to call himself "DJ Ses aka TheEyeOfMusiK," like it actually means something. That's just milking your own dick, like "I'm so cool, I need to have two names." Or, perhaps more like "I'm so overrated."

Yeh, wat kinda wack ass paigon uzes too naims.

Faget.

This is pretty awesome man. I especially like the opening line, verrryyy quotable. Paigonz sluun.

At 6/30/12 03:44 PM, NappyFlonaparte wrote: Yo how goes it Broseph Kony? HOHEHAWWW

DIS GUI NOT A FAGET. Let's de'stroi sum nex paigonz, w8 till u here mi next choon, myt even colabb wiv dis Nappy geez.

At 6/29/12 09:27 PM, Reikaiser wrote: I must be old...who's Lex Lugor and I don't know of any beatmaker by the name of Fire Fox.

Also slu sum paigonz?

Lex is the main guy who makes the beats that like Wacka Flocka Lil B use, all rolling analogue snares and crazy melodic synths with hella effects. FireFox is a user on NG, cannn't remember his page offhand but he makes loads of tap beats, he's really not too shabby.

Also slu sum paigonz.

At 6/30/12 08:30 AM, RampantMusik wrote: Tony Flair is the British Minister of Swag, fabulously fabulous. Glittery swag, motherfuckers. And a great foil to Flobama.

OMG YUU FUKIN PAIGON BRITTISZH GOVARNMANTTE ISNT EVAN BLAREIST NEMORE YUU FAGET YUU SHULD BE SUMTHIN LYK DAVED SWAGGERON YUU PAIGON PUSSYOL PAIGONZ

PROPA PAIGONZ IN DIS THRED JUSD W8 FYV MINITS 4 FLOSEPH 2 CUM A-LONG ND SLUU YUU

At 6/29/12 12:07 AM, LordJaric wrote: All it takes is one match to set off the powder keg. In english, one idiot with a itchy trigger finger.

Actually, here I doubt a single isolated instance of violence could spark protracted conflict. Turkey are far too conservative I think, and Syria just don't have the resources to go mindlessly into war.

History could prove me wrong, but I'm predicting a minimum numba of paigonz gettin sluun

I guess this one's mainly for the hiphop heads, but what do you guys think makes a really good Lex Luger style beat? I think Fire Fox's beats are pretty cool but to me they just lack a certain something, same for lots of new trap beat writers, I'm not sure if it's just something about the snare or the way the elements are mixed....

Think we could get some good discussion going and maybe slu sum paigonz

Based Resistance Army definitely jumping on this bandwagon.

I have to say this is a really stunning poem. The meter becomes fixed at first, almost bardic which is fitting I think, put the closing ABAB rhyme scheme with quicker metre is just the icing on the cake really. You get your message accross effectively and artfully. Really really enjoyable. Paigonz been slun.

At 6/28/12 04:42 PM, Hellz-Yeah wrote: A short story without an ending.

This is interesting, but it really really cries for development. I can think of three possible ways you could flesh this out.

ONE- DEPTH OF CHARACTER/ DIALOGUE.

The characters seem very two dimensional. They just represent arguments and very simple predictable ones. We lack an understanding of their personalities and so find it difficult to sympathise with them. The little girl with a dead mother is just a little girl with a dead mother, she has no name no identity. Similarly, her famimly are two dimensional too, her dad just cooks and her mother's just dead. We can't sympathise.

TWO- DEVELOPMENT OF MEDIUM

The form you have right now of purely reported speech comes across as blunt, rusty and it really lacks subtlety to be honest. Even if it were written in diary entries, or just through the girl's reporting of god's speech the immersiveness of the story would treble. The current medium gives no sense of place or time, and as a result the reader is not transported, is not suddenly feeling the girl's pain.

THREE- DEPTH OF STORY LINE

Right now we just have a blunt, essentially unresolved discussion. There is no action, there is no resolution, we do not feel that the two speakers change views or really learn anything from each other. Nothing really changes, and things should otherwise they quickly get dull. This could be changed by sluing sum paigonz blud bang bang bang.

Breed's absolutely right. Be sensible, be original and be creative. Keep within creative commons.

My personal 3 favourite breaks for dnb:
- The Think Break
- The Hot Pants Break
- The Amen Break

I'm sure you know of these, but they are fantastic to sample. I can send you them in mp3 form if you'd like, just PM me your email address.

Musicradar is fantastic for more royalty free samples, and they cover everything from vocals to guitars to synths to ketchup bottles (no joke). There are literally thousands of samples/ loops there, I highly recommend them.

Go slu sum paigonz blud

At 6/28/12 10:18 AM, mynameisbuzz wrote: I have been using the ultrabeat plug in for pretty much everything right now. I use it for the drums, but I also use it to create the actual music by loading synth samples or whatever into the drag and drop samples kit. After that I change the note of the specific piano key I loaded the sample into to whatever I need (I hope this makes sense).

I would recommend giving up using the ultrabeat tbh. Use the EXS24, it's a sampler just like the ultrabeat, you drag and drop just like the ultrabeat and you get soo many different cool features. And it would solve this problem.

HOWEVER if you insist on using the ultrabeat, the problem might be your ADSR envelopes. Make sure you don't have too long a release, maybe bring some sustain up etc to give you more control over when the envelopes end.

If you're still having problems SLU DEM PAIGONZ BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG PAIGONZ DED

At 6/29/12 02:32 PM, RampantMusik wrote: SUM FAGGOT SHIT

Nunay'all thought This Day Wuld Cum

but Now ur quakijn in yo Boots

Nonayall Gun survive up agenst the Based Resistance Army

Also you are all homosexual.