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i just had one of the scariest experiences in masturbation. so i decided to get a little kinky tonight and use some rubber bands...i had about 10 of them all over my shaft, head and balls. when i finished, it was so damn painful and i couldn't get a lot of them off. i decided to wait a few minutes, but my erection didn't go down.
after 5 minutes, my cock was turning purple, and i was like "oh shit!" so i grabbed the scissors and attempted to cut off the excess bands, but some of them just didn't come off. i did however solve the blood circulation problem because it turned back to its pink glory. i just have one band left on the part where my shaft and head meet and i dont know how im going to deal with it.

never heard of it, you don't have to watch it, my cock itches

take four pills after you feel the effects of the last pills wearing down. it'll give you a nice high

At 10/1/08 04:32 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote: When you see it...

She will want it.

why is there a side of an arm in his hand?

At 11/15/08 11:30 PM, MultiCanimefan wrote: I'm sure we all agree that NewGrounds has gone from a worth-your-time flash site to an abominable, yet-to-be named level of Hell comprised of teen-angst, under-age users, Emos, and unbased claims of intelligence made by each of the said N00b groups.

i'll drink to that

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I'm sure we can all agree that we can't agree on anything

I'm sure we can all agree that we can't agree on anything

At 11/15/08 11:17 PM, liaaaam wrote: Look at me, still talking when there's science to do

Snake Eater is a win song :P Like, full of win. It's everywhere.

goddammit you guys totally killed the mood. and to think i was masturbating to this

wtf? why is he greasing up all the spoons? how is the rust going to develop?

At 11/15/08 11:02 PM, carbonwater wrote: I swear that ladder took up 25% of the game.

sonvabitch you broke the combo.

you dirty asshole!

I'm searching and I'll melt into you...

google dat shit. the search bar in jewgrounds is horrible

Wobbly Turkey Cocks?

now all you need is some lube

OMG! luis, how much weight did you lose?

Did'nt think about but does bare the slightest resemblence to a sex toy that remsembles a Flash light instead of a regular light bulb it shows more like Virgina appearence.

never mind what my signature says...click it

At 11/15/08 09:41 PM, Wurmy wrote:

At 11/15/08 09:35 PM, Fleshlight wrote: the very first half life was the best. half life 2 was good because of the revolutionary-ness of it but then the series turned to shit since they didn't have anything new to offer.

Does "new" matter if the game is fun?

who wants to play hours of the same shit? ep1 and 2 were so damn boring. give me something besides the same linear paths i have to take as every episode comes out.

i don't know why, but i'm laughing my ass off right now!

the very first half life was the best. half life 2 was good because of the revolutionary-ness of it but then the series turned to shit since they didn't have anything new to offer.

well...i guess i'd use F Man

At 11/15/08 09:23 PM, DanTheBard wrote:

At 11/15/08 08:59 PM, nymphoid wrote:

At 11/15/08 08:50 PM, UfaKefe wrote: Forever.

ditto

really can go forever i think you mean WHAT IF THE HOTTEST PORN WAS INFRONT OF YOU there for i wouldn't last a second

well i did say that you should watch new porn that you usually watch. if you have a fetish for girls sucking cocks and just before he climaxes, she bites it off, then watch those pornos. we're not here to judge.

i'm a cunt wanker

At 11/15/08 09:15 PM, Sensationalism wrote: You timed yourself?

mmhmm...stop watch

display picture? wtf's a display picture

At 11/15/08 09:04 PM, Sensationalism wrote: I don't get it. But I'll laugh and pretend like I do.

same here.

At 11/15/08 08:59 PM, xports wrote: Not long. It's damn near impossible.

Unless it's gay/anime/furry or anything of the sort.

well i too can watch, say porn with black people in it and i will never get an erection, but i said porn that you watch regularly. if you watch the same porn all the time, it loses its eroticism so try to watch some new porn.

learning two or more languages besides your primary one makes you more intellectual.

At 11/15/08 08:50 PM, UfaKefe wrote: Forever.

women don't count. and men who cut off their dicks for some reason don't count either

At 11/15/08 08:23 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: Or, for females, if you were pregnant with:

A child who had a horrible cosmetic deformity, and you knew that they would have a horrible life. They would get picked on constantly at school, turned down for jobs...

so we're assuming this isn't a country were the kid could sue the company's ass for discrimination and become rich?