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Response to: Your Favorite Tower Defence Game? Posted December 19th, 2008 in Video Games

xeno tactics

Response to: The N Players Club Posted December 19th, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

awesome, now i can play as a pink guy

The N Players Club

Response to: Colossal Cock Joke Thread (nsfw) Posted December 19th, 2008 in Art

At 12/19/08 09:08 AM, Raguel wrote:
At 12/19/08 05:40 AM, Slintas wrote: P3nor
They're like some kind of toadstools in an LSD forest.

every man's dream

Response to: Ship commision? Posted December 19th, 2008 in Art

Art Request Thread
post it in there since this topic is breaking the rules so far. It's a valid request, but all you need is a broad concept of it, how much you're willing to offer, and a link to your homepage describing the project in detail.

I could give it a shot, but I'm not sure how great the drawing will be if it's just side ways. maybe it would look better if it's animated so it tilts when it goes up and down.
Response to: System Idle Process Posted December 19th, 2008 in Video Games

well now it's lower and my ping's back to normal

Response to: The N Players Club Posted December 18th, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

At 12/18/08 10:19 PM, hawkkid777 wrote: Hey loogie, how did you beat Episode 2: Level 4: (don't) go for the gold?

It seems I keep falling to pieces! LOLOL BAD PUN!1!

It's pretty straight forward isn't it? just grab all the box key things and backtrack for the new unlocked places. don't touch some of the coins since some of them are hidden keys that only block the paths. (you might be blowing up randomly because you ran out of time)

here's how much I've got done so far (although i finished all 30 levels on the flash version)

The N Players Club

System Idle Process Posted December 18th, 2008 in Video Games

ctrl+alt+del > Processes
System Idle process almost at 100% CPU usage. Is that what's lagging up my games?
I just noticed this so that's what I automatically assumed. How much CPU is this thing eating up for everyone else?

I know the basics idea of this process, but don't get why it takes so long to settle down
Response to: Ever Trolled On Online Video Games? Posted December 18th, 2008 in Video Games

oh, you mean griefing? plenty of times. I hate playing the actual games because they get so stressful at times.

Response to: Generosity? Posted December 18th, 2008 in Art

At 12/18/08 03:26 PM, dylan-double-c wrote: Typically, I wouldn't even ask for a freebie (Not on NG lol!) . But, then again, typically artist are fairly generous.

where did you hear that from? artists don't survive solely on buckets of paint for food

Response to: Madness Combat in Online game Posted December 18th, 2008 in Art

which game?

Response to: official art contest suggestions Posted December 18th, 2008 in Art

At 12/18/08 08:03 AM, enjoyshaun wrote: NG Paper Craft Contest!

that looks cool. maybe someone could make an original layout so everyone could put their designs on it

Response to: Talk: Newgrounds Holiday Contest Posted December 18th, 2008 in Art

At 12/17/08 11:52 PM, fliberdigibit wrote: kinda quiet around here...

hopefully, in a couple of days, i'll get crackin on my work. want to relax after finishing my finals

Response to: Cooking Club Posted December 17th, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

At 12/17/08 09:37 PM, ZiggyZack99 wrote: This seems like a good idea, I'll check back when I get hungry.

Beverages, anyone?

Bannana Split Smoothie
Feeds 2

Ingredients:
- 2 scoops of vanilla Ice cream
- 2 Bannanas
- handful of berries of your choice (Frozen or fresh; I usually do strawberries)
- cup of milk

Method:
- throw all your fruits and ice cream in the blender
- pour half the milk in
- blend until completely liquefied or when it stops
- pour the rest of the milk and blend it up

Serving Suggestions:
- top things off with whip cream, chocolate and raspberry syrup

Response to: omg naked chick omg Posted December 17th, 2008 in Art

I think the back is too long and skinny. From ass down, I think it's fine

Response to: Cooking Club Posted December 17th, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

So I finished my finals and haven't had anything to eat but breakfast today. I walked home, almost passed out, and had a sudden inspiration to make something like the picture below. I just chopped up some chicken breast, cut the fries, and now, waiting till it gets done.

so hungry...

Cooking Club

Response to: official art contest suggestions Posted December 17th, 2008 in Art

At 12/17/08 05:11 PM, ReNaeNae wrote: Mods have rules, but admin/staff do not, so shut up an make suggestions! <3

then why haven't I seen any pedophilia/bestiality anywhere round here?

also, I support the sticker design idea that someone had previously

Response to: official art contest suggestions Posted December 16th, 2008 in Art

morphing two NG characters into one creature?

Response to: The human form! Posted December 16th, 2008 in Art

use http://www.posemaniacs.com/ for the basics and then take some human figure drawing classes

Response to: Cooking Club Posted December 16th, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

I make this beef stew, all you need is to throw in chopped beef, potatoes, carrots and onions in a big pot of water and let it turn to soup, basically. (salt and pepper it up too)

I hate having to wait for it to cool down, so i put some in a bowl and throw it in the freezer for a couple of minutes
Response to: Elf Girl Wip (need Crits/redlining) Posted December 16th, 2008 in Art

you should change her left arm because it looks awkward right now
I like to plan out the structure of the body when I start (like finding the rib cage and joints) which helps me figure out where the other body parts should be and see what doesn't look right.

I suggest (to everyone seeking an art career) to take an anatomy class.

Elf Girl Wip (need Crits/redlining)

Response to: robbed Posted December 16th, 2008 in Video Games

now that I think about it, maybe your family owned slaves that were the ancestors of the black guy who stole your crap, therefore getting his compensation.

Response to: PosT MS paint weapons Posted December 16th, 2008 in Art

put it in here
ms paint isn't some special medium of drawing that needs its own thread.

Response to: Elf Girl Wip (need Crits/redlining) Posted December 16th, 2008 in Art

hand is too big, arms are too chubby compared to the rest of the body.

Response to: robbed Posted December 16th, 2008 in Video Games

wow...I don't even lock half the doors in my house.

Response to: setting senstivity level to 10 Posted December 16th, 2008 in Video Games

My sensitivity is 20 so I can bunnyhop better

Response to: The lets play Starcraft thread Posted December 15th, 2008 in Video Games

no matter how hard I try, I can't get the online Starcraft play going

Response to: I gotta ask... Posted December 15th, 2008 in General

I love all of you guys, but you guys hate me for trying to organize a big fat sweaty orgy

Response to: Why is it always Jack Black? Posted December 15th, 2008 in General

saving silverman

Response to: College Life Club Posted December 15th, 2008 in Clubs & Crews

I've got my one and only exam this thursday. I promised myself I'd get studying today, but I found this disk of Heroes of Might and Magic lying around so...
anyway, this exam sucks because it takes 4 hours and we don't get breaks.

I'm going to die
Response to: How far would you make it.. Posted December 15th, 2008 in Video Games

as pacman, I'd probably choke on the first dot I swallow