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I got the 20 second medal, but luck plays a bigger role. The homing arrows work best when he's right above you. All the other times he was popping out on the far sides

The three turrets are useless btw

the employers usually look for people who can write a lot about the bugs in the games.

At 5/14/09 11:44 AM, Sanjay wrote: I just finished LightBot, (188 commands) Quite a challenge towards the end, but a fun game nonetheless. I'm going to make a walkthrough for it shortly in my newspage.

lightbot's a pretty old game. It has video walkthroughs already

Also, for anyone who got the "kill the boss in 20 seconds" medal, what strategy did you use? I keep killing him in like 10 seconds but it's not giving me the medal. Does the dialogue also take out a chunk of your time?

never heard of it, but that guy has a big ass nose

The mayans also believed in sacrificing young to make the sun rise, so that should already destroy their credibility.

you're lucky SOME people are loyal enough to the human race to feed the angry sun God sweet fleshy children

Jesus Christ, look at this shit. How about some originality?

on October 10th, 2010, were gonna get buttraped by bigfoot. Anything!

Someone said people might not be comfortable having someone else log in their stats, so I'm just going to drop it altogether.

On another note, I'd appreciate it if the people (and potentials) get logging on the NG log, if they haven't done so already, just to make things easier for me.

here's the slightly updated list with top and lowest points. I guess you could just show this list from time to time so people get used to this system and troubleshoot any problems. Once people see that they're not on the list, maybe they'll take a minute to log in
1) Fleshlight 8075
2)
3) life
4) Varien
5) AmanPyroman
6) Caraboo
7) urrad
8) LegolaSS
9) midgardsormr
10) Navajeros
11) SevasTra
12) Vranz-the-Blighted
13) KingExodus
14) wismty
15) Tantalis329
16) FurryFox
17) jmalouin7
18) duckyness
19) HeavyTank
20) Keslen
21) denverbroncos59
22) Arthuria99
23) LoLned
24) Rhete
25) SpiffyMasta
26) metalgearray
27) PHL-Himself
28) Virusul
29) mwmike
30) Pompous
31) Uchi-Morales
32) Sanjay
33) Phantom
34) Sir-Nuts
35) Another-User
36) Auz
37) Nijsse
38) iTorch
39) WilhelmTheVampire
40) the-dz
41) dx5231
42) LazyPint
43) Nuttro
44) Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
45) Corky52
46) tally1989
47) KrevZabijak
48) Pokemonpoeguygcn
49) Hacsev
50) Magewout
51) Somepurson 5155

At 5/13/09 01:39 PM, LegolaSS wrote: you see theres a problem with the NG log... it says i have 400 points less then what i have... >:(

You're probably not clicking the "get stats" button and just logging in. I logged in for you and now it's up to date.

At 5/13/09 01:35 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote:

At 5/13/09 01:29 PM, AmanPyroman wrote:

At 5/13/09 01:21 PM, Fleshlight wrote:

Like I said though, this shouldn't last forever, and after a short period of time doing this, people will need to take the initiative to do it themselves.

There's only 50 on HOS's list, how are we going to expand to 100? Just use the next hundred from nglogs?

I said his homepage, not the list in this thread. He's keeping track of everyone who wants to be on the list.

man you don't even need to type in an email. Just spaz out on your keyboard and it'll log you in.
there's no excuse unless you're getting an error

however, for some users it says they don't exist. Don't know what that's about

At 5/13/09 01:11 PM, AmanPyroman wrote: That seems like a good Idea fleshlight, maybe we should just divvy up the top 100 on the list and give it out to 10-20 people and tell them to log em every Monday and Friday, or Every Wednesday and Saturday or something?

well I started logging the people from the list on HOS's userpage. Guess I can do the top 20 and someone can do another 20 and so on

well here's the top 50 on ng log. I think a few people should get together and log everyone's stats in so we can drop this manual shit (#2 was that gdfs guy, so pretend he's not there.)
1) Fleshlight
2)
3) AmanPyroman
4) Caraboo
5) urrad
6) midgardsormr
7) Navajeros
8) SevasTra
9) Vranz-the-Blighted
10) Varien
11) life
12) LegolaSS
13) FurryFox
14) wismty
15) duckyness
16) Keslen
17) LoLned
18) Rhete
19) SpiffyMasta
20) metalgearray
21) Virusul
22) HeavyTank
23) Pompous
24) denverbroncos59
25) Uchi-Morales
26) Sanjay
27) Phantom
28) Sir-Nuts
29) Another-User
30) mwmike
31) Auz
32) Nijsse
33) iTorch
34) WilhelmTheVampire
35) the-dz
36) dx5231
37) LazyPint
38) Nuttro
39) Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
40) Corky52
41) tally1989
42) KrevZabijak
43) Pokemonpoeguygcn
44) Hacsev
45) Magewout
46) RohantheBarbarian
47) Chris9086
48) pwroftheseagoat
49) Shanus
50) Haggard
51) Bahamut

At 5/13/09 12:02 PM, SpiffyMasta wrote:

At 5/13/09 11:57 AM, Fleshlight wrote: according to nglog, 4735 is the score to beat to get on top50.

just plug in your email and username, it's not that hard.

If only everyone had an NGlogs account...

that's kind of why I said "just plug in your email and username, it's not that hard." You don't need to fill out some giant form. I don't think you even have to verify your email, just type in any address you want and it'll log you in.

according to nglog, 4735 is the score to beat to get on top50.

just plug in your email and username, it's not that hard.

you buy them from this guy

the problem is people can't control themselves from eating there in regular bases.

No one bothered to help you? Shame on this thread.

You didn't bother reading the thread? Shame on you.

my ti 89 titanium can solve them all. Does that count?

on my own, all of these problems look familiar, except 16. With a little refreshment of my high school calc knowledge, I can figure them out.

At 5/12/09 04:12 PM, gregaaron89 wrote: haha, you racist bastard

because race and religion are the same thing

At 5/12/09 06:08 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote: Look at this guy's medals on Bunny Invasion
What do you think about this guy?

might be an alt account on the same computer, meaning those medals were unlocked because of the saved data.

this game gets really irritating after the 10th time playing through it.

fuck the author for the way he installed the medals

they always do that shit, yet they never shut down

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If you need some help making it longer just make all of the periods size 14 font. You can turn one page into one page and a quarter of another page simply by doing that and you can't tell by looking at it.

yeah bullshit. The professor's got hundreds of legit papers to grade with one that has a curiously larger font size than the others. I'm satisfied with my 8 pages

Exactly.

If your skin has been ripped open, that's physical, but the pain you feel is mental.

Pain is not PHYSICAL, it's MENTAL.

Another great way to get over pain.

no, you'd be a retard to think that way. Pain tells your body something's wrong so it can fix itself. Without pain, our bodies wouldn't know wtf's going on so we'll bleed to death as soon as we get a small paper cut

that's not a very nice thing to say about one of our mods

At 5/12/09 04:35 AM, gdfsgdfg wrote: when did say that

"i only hacked that bunny game omg you guys are like HE HACKED HIM BAN HIM GO TO HELL YOU GOT NO LIFE"
"yep you caught me too i hacked that game too I HATE STIKIA MAN I THAT GAME I AM NOW GOING TO EAT MY KEYBOARD NOM NOM NOM"
"maybe i cheated on fu 2 BUT THAT GAME IT STILL SUCKS i can't even get a+ on missions cuz you kill the monsters too fastyou and deosn't get you more ponits so i will never play that game"
"Epic Battle Fantasy i got all the medals cought...cought with cheats....."

and it's "SPEWER" not "skewer"

cunt

At 5/11/09 10:21 PM, hausoft wrote:

At 5/11/09 10:10 PM, Heinrich wrote: This one was going to be thrown out for it being a shot glass and all. Store policy forbids alcohol-related products.

To me it looks like a Thumbelina-sized male Cinderella left behind his glass boot.

this immediately reminded me of beer-fest the instant i saw the picture. anyone with me?

Das Boot!

ooh right in the neck. That has gotta hurt

At 5/11/09 10:51 PM, Sevkat wrote: Texas meetup sounds great, I tell you what

you misspelled hwat

At 5/11/09 09:38 PM, kamelona wrote: You know what would have been a good idea? If we were able to keep our medals/points from the games that we got medals/points on that were deleted, so we have bragging rights and such and being able to show off to people 5 years from now that we were the first to play games such as one of the first 2 that actually offered medals, even if for the sake ofequal fairness we lost the points but had grayed out versions of the medals

then you're not giving the newcomers any chance of competing with others. That and we'd have hundreds of 13 year olds whining at the mods/admins about why others have more points than them.