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some of the previews look nice, but can't I just look at all artist's work online?

online sites: today's museums

Look at all the fisting goin on in this thread

anyway, looks more like a hairy irish guy.

that depends. Will I have to get a consent form from everone in the world so they are ok with dying? That would be difficult to do in one minute

also, try being a little more original

wish they added less sugar to it. I'm not a fan of that sugar replacement shit like aspertine ad splenda, but right now it's way too much of a kick.

is it possible to buy their syrup and add in my on carbonated water?

Actually no, Photoshop threads are allowed in the art forum as long as you provide a decent base picture and your own product that has been done with effort.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!? now the forum's gonna be flooded with ms paint dicks

what seems to be the problem, officer?

if you line up two guys and shoot from the side, you'll get a quadruple nut shot

|thigh, nut, nut, thigh| |thigh, nut, nut, thigh| <=+

I only like you when you're drunk.

so we can all take turns violating your arsehole

At 7/17/09 11:11 PM, Captain-Ben wrote:

At 7/17/09 10:33 PM, Fleshlight wrote: Best thing to use is bristol board to paste your template on and let it dry for a while.

Me and Nae just glued ours to cereal boxes and cut them out, it's a good and cheap alternative to bristol board that's easy to find

cereal boxes might be easier to work with if it's at this scale. Bristol might get a big flimsy, but since I've got a ton of it still, I'll go ahead and use it. But cutting the corners a little with an exacto knife is still the best way of making the cutouts nice n sharp. Don't really like the premade flaps though. can't we just glue them instead of cramming them into holes?

At 7/17/09 09:59 PM, cast wrote:

At 7/17/09 09:18 PM, 56325 wrote: Download the 30 day trial of flash 8 here on newgrounds (tutorials section)

I don't think this "tutorials" section even exists.

really?

you guys know there's a general forum, right?

Best thing to use is bristol board to paste your template on and let it dry for a while. Then use an exacto knife to cut the colored side of the template so it's easier to bend it. It'll have a nice sharp edge but will show a little white.

had a lot of experience with this crap in my freshman year. God it was tedious.

you should've grabbed his dick

that turned to shit after the first dozen or so pages

NG regs are newgrounders who have been on this site long enough to understand how it works, what it's about and know about other regulars.
There are also noobs (who just got to this site) and nubs (who have been on for a while but are still thought of as noobs)

Being too nice is my problem. If I'm asked something, I usually do all I can to help them. Guess I just think that if I don't do it, they'll be pissed at me, but not for a long time (unless I'm a complete asshole all the time).

Anywho, I let all the rage out on videogames

it looks like you rubbed green shit on your shoulder. Don't remember your skin changing to yellow before. Guess it's because it's a larger part of your body and normally it turns purple and then to black. Maybe you've got poor circulation?

Right now I'm considering it because this sunburn is EXCRUCIATING!!!

It's called a forced meme. Some people just force one random thing down people's throats until it becomes popular with a lot of people that it becomes a worldwide known thing

that's actually true for all memes

anyways, here's Bom.. OH WAIT SORRY, "DRAW A MOD" OOPS SORRY, SORRY GUYS
haha

now's your chance

what's that little extrusion that you always see on dildos? Never understood that

and wouldn't this shred up your vagina?

What are you talking about?

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it's still there

that was a great read. Why can't they make books out of this type of stuff?

but I dunno...I kind of feel sorry for the guy since I've never had experiences with scams.

I tried that game once. It was great but didn't win anything. I like the game were you throw quarters into slots and they push the mountains of quarters into a hole. But that's not really VG related.

There was a fifth installment to simcity? Maybe because I've never heard of it, it means the game sucks? But since I never played it, I would install that instead. Simcity 4 gets boring after a while, but it's still a great game.

how did you make this? Looks like it's been computer generated

on this page it says Hoeloe scouted you. Not sure what your exact problem is. Can you not submit any more content? Carry on the discussion in this thread

Yeah... I hate Newgrounds for how over complicate they made the forum tags. Here's just the straight up link. http://www.newegg.ca/Store/Category.aspx ?Category=3&name=Barebone-Mini-Computers

Looks interesting, but I'd have to do more research to figure out how they're used and what they do.

I think you might be leaning to the wrong side. Those touchpads are purely made for animators and graphic designers that would need such features as pressure sensitivity, high colour reproduction and tilt sensing which makes their touch pad 1000$ at the cheapest and it would be only 10.3" big. Also, the whole point of touchscreens is that you don't need a keyboard. If you're getting a product that has a touch sensitive screen but don't like to use it; why would you be getting it in the first place.

Wacom said they're making this product which will be available for a lower cost and isn't directed towards animators and graphic designers. I'm actually considering to buy a cintiq anyway because I am going into the fine and applied arts. I can't really find any details about it though because the internet here is crap. I only heard about this from some show and they said it might not even be released. As for the keyboard, I meant to say that the keyboard is actually an app in the touch pad screen, not external. None of the wacom products have this option, to my knowledge. All you can do is actually write with the pen, but that's too slow and it doesn't always recognize the things you write.

I think I know what you're talking about now and to be honest, this is probably going to be the next big thing to come into mainstream popularity in the up coming years if not months. To my knowledge, a portable touch screen that receives processed data from a stand alone miniature computer hub; doesn't exist aside from the Wacom stuff which would only account for half the equation (LCD screen part is there, but no computer).

Yeah I'm pretty surprised there's nothing out there yet. People usually have bags to carry the laptops anyway, why not just put everything you need IN the bag and plug in a screen?

There's always plan B; get an iTouch. Good browser, good battery, touch screen, acceptable virtual keyboard, digestible price tag.

I used the laptop to work on my flash game. It's pretty uncomfortable sitting on a desk and drawing for hours and because I've been using laptops for nearly everything for a couple years now, it feels awkward to draw in a different position and having the screen far away.

If you're intellectually capable of using a screw driver, common sense and following a simple 5-step manual, than the chances of you screwing up are very slim. I at least managed to do it.

I'll think about it. Really sucks to have 2 useless laptops in the house. Of course my house has like 5 or 6 more that I know of, but I'm starting to think I just have bad luck with technology and I'll just end up breaking all of them.

Some numbers and models name would help a lot here.

No idea. Not with my computer right now and I can't find the right one I ordered online. Once I get back home, I'll repost it

At 7/15/09 07:32 PM, Yrtnej wrote: My question: Why can't we have an "Under Judgement" or "Recently Submitted" in the art portal as well?

We have an unscouted section which is only viewable to scouted users so they can scout others

It's too difficult and tedious to try and find some one with good art by looking on userpages. It would be a ton simpler to rate it like we would normally, and if they have good art we can scout them via the "Under Judgement." That way, everything is piled into one big entity instead of splitting it up into so small pieces no one wants to find whoever is artsy.

The goal of the art portal is not to make it turn into the shit hole known as deviant art. I don't want to see every piece-a-crap submitted in the portal and if someone really wants to show their art work, they can make a separate thread in the art forum. As long as the work is decent, the artist is trying and is willing to get better.

At 7/15/09 04:45 PM, Alpharius120 wrote: Pong.

Tennis for Two

You're sure as hell not going to do well with a controller. For the consoles, everyone has the disadvantage of using a controller but on the PC, everyone uses keyboard and mouse. You could by a gaming keyboard though