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an elephant, because I want to try to suck my dick off with my nose

in humiliation, if you hide in a dark corner as a demoman and crouch, chances are you won't be seen. You're wearing a black shirt which covers up most of you and you just look like a prop.

I did this in viaduct in my spawn and had two scouts and a few other people just pass by me.

At 8/16/09 03:13 PM, CMmanSO wrote: We should make a Newgrounds server, shouldn't we?

Just need someone whose willing to waste money on a server that no one's even going to come to.

This contest should only be for regulars, because if your partner screws you over, at least it's likely that he/she will still visit the forum and you could act like an asshole around him/her.

At 8/15/09 09:32 PM, Lundsfryd wrote:

At 8/15/09 09:24 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote:

At 8/15/09 09:15 PM, Lundsfryd wrote: What the hell.. Look at all those blues :O

Watch this
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/50 7802
completely explains it all

why yes it does.. I knew that allmost everything gets passed on clockday but I didn't know it was tradition to vote 5 on everything..

how else are you going to get a good chance of raising your save points?

only if you're doing it seven times a day

At 8/15/09 02:00 PM, citricsquid wrote:

At 8/15/09 01:58 PM, missileman wrote:

At 8/15/09 01:57 PM, citricsquid wrote: You're a massive dick.

k?

Don't be a cheater.

It's not cheating. You can do the same thing with idle servers, but that just wastes all your cpu. So basically you're against conservation of energy if you disagree with this system.

I gave it a shot a while ago, but since I already had all the weapons and then some, I deleted it. Also, there might be a chance that you could get VAC banned if you go to a vac secure server while running this program so watch out. If that does happen, it shouldn't be hard to get unbanned if you send them an email saying that you did nothing wrong.

What do you mean? Getting a crit AS a cloaked spy, or getting hit by a crit weapon when you're cloaked? Because yeah, if you're cloaked and you get a crit, I'm pretty sure that's intentional, to go with the rest of the team getting crits. And if you meant the second one, well cloaks never stopped you from taking damage before.

he's saying when the spy is invisible, you see the crit weapon

At 8/15/09 12:07 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote:

At 8/15/09 05:47 AM, J-qb wrote: Give thisa shot, it fun and stimulates the creativity juices.
Im actually thinking of starting a thread like that on the art forum here.

OMG, please do, that would be awesome.

I remeber that thread being made a while ago. It was using Jeff's practice "blobs" from his site.

At 8/14/09 11:26 AM, HarmonyClock wrote:

At 8/14/09 11:22 AM, Fleshlight wrote: Yay, free blam points day!

You know you can't blam a single movie on Clockday? I mean you can try but you wont be able to, even if it deserves to be blammed you will fail.

I know a lot of users who just blam everything that enters the portals on these kinds of days, but just to be safe, I'll bring out my other two accounts to down vote all the submissions.

buy something from newgrounds you greedy bastard

At 8/14/09 11:26 AM, Bongun wrote: Just blam it and move on.

Then people will see the low score and know it's not worth the time or a joke.

Quite the contrary. If they see that low of a score, they'll question why people don't like the flash so much, therefore making it more popular. Vote 5

great game btw

Yay, free blam points day!

Now you know people are gonna start phishing with this medal crap

Avocado and cucumber, and some have carrot. Where's the fish?

That was like my second time making sushi, ever. If I'm going to use fish, I'll need those big chunks you put on small balls of rice. Things like crab and tuna rolled up in rice you just can't taste. The soy sauce drowns all the flavor, so you need a fish like salmon.

Damn you and your culinary abilities!

what can I say? I'm pro at cooking

There's a lot of good shtuff in this thread. Thinking about making a flash collab, maybe not right now but sometime in the future.

Here's some veggy sushi I just made. The key thing to do is make the rice good and make sure you can actually roll everything up right. Nothing ruins sushi more than everything falling apart on you.

whose up for some sushi? Oh sorry, I forgot you guys don't live here.

surprised how good the rice turned out

It happens to everyone. After you have one or two life changing errors, you'll never go more than 2 minutes without hitting ctrl+S. I highly doubt there's anything that can undo this since people won't be complaining as much about it.

Damn you and your post editing capabilities.

you mean deleting capabilities.

only admins can edit

At 8/13/09 01:10 PM, KillerKandyKorn wrote: yah you dont really need to come on here for suggestions anyway you already know whats wrong with it, real artists don't need suggestions.

That's how you end up with people like Duchampt and Pollock

As for this thread, I disapprove. Learn how to draw proper human figures before you go into erotica

ugh, starter pic is horrible. You really should work harder on it so people won't think the flash will be blammed in the first 5 seconds.

First of all, read the rules
If you want to get good at drawing, buy a sketchbook and start drawing still life.

why do you have so many search bars?

I failed my first time because the bitch who was administering the test said I went a couple of miles more than I should have been

At 8/12/09 05:51 PM, SessileNomad wrote: somone should try and shop it to say

NEWGROUNDS, instead of FUTURAMA

i think it would be funny

Would be easier to just redo the whole thing since photoshopping it would take about 50x longer

At 8/12/09 02:17 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: I used to have a bedn spray, but like all good things, I lost it.

can't you remake it?

At 8/12/09 11:12 AM, wtfyourface wrote: Gordo rata gato had bath time.

Kind of classifies as animal cruelty. What's the point of cleaning a cat?

Well you don't have to get rid of the shading, just paint over it to get a more realistic drawing without noticeable outlines. I see a lot of artists start by color balancing the image to a nice base color and coloring over their guides

At 8/11/09 09:35 PM, wtf97ds wrote:

At 8/11/09 09:20 PM, DumbassDude wrote: How can you stay angry at that face? Aaaaaaaaaw.

Because while he was enjoying his laugh millions of Jews were being gassed and burnt alive.

So? If you studied history, you would know a lot of superior nations did far more worse things than the holocaust

At 8/11/09 08:39 PM, chubbthehippo wrote:

At 8/11/09 08:37 PM, redfield95 wrote: http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/08/
11/mona.lisa.attack/index.html?eref=igoo gle_cnn
I can't believe it!!!! Who would do that?

I went to see the mona lisa once, but there was a huge crowd and I couldn't get past them. The people at the museum could've moved the painting higher or something :\

Then what's the point of even putting it in the damn museum? You go there so you can observe the painting up close, not have a glance at it like it was just some google image.