boy was that a mighty feast, I can barely move now...

We're gonna cook a massive hunk of chicken breast in hot coals on thanksgiving. Should be just as fantastic.

At 11/21/09 03:13 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Maybe use google?

no way, use Bing

I'm about to do some grillin and I was thinking of putting a can of beans right on the grill.

Good idea, or Great idea?

or would I end up having to get cosmetic surgery?

Well I say if you're doing thread derailments, you should at least post your own art. We don't want to end up like the people in General. I thought this place was more...sophisticated

Comedic threads don't need to all exist, but just leaving them for a little allows us to release some anger and energy we all have pent up inside of us.

You've got to take that anger, compress it into a tiny ball and keep it locked away in your left testicle.
I don't get why you guys need to get all pissy over people who aren't following the rules. The mods are going to handle it.

At 11/20/09 01:24 PM, JoeTheToucan wrote:

At 11/20/09 01:11 PM, Fleshlight wrote: what the crap are you people blubbering about?

Nuthn'

NOBODY TELL HIM

I could just look through your posts, but I don't give two shits about it.

I started playing on pokerstars and I've been doing pretty good actually. I started out with 1000 play chips but my friend lost half of the stack and it lowered even more after playing some cash games. Now in tourneys, I went back up to 1K and I'm about to double it in a couple of hours.

Gonna deposit $20 tomorrow and start playing for real!

damn that toucan thread was awesome
Yes, that thread was win.
Indeed it was.

what the crap are you people blubbering about?

At 11/20/09 12:33 PM, McJesus wrote: Ohay guys whats up? Yeah I'd be here more oten but my internet has been incredibly terribad for the last few months, and it's a chore to even get Newgrounds to load. Here's hoping I can make it here more often! What I miss?

there's some art forum game collab going on. You've got a good style, you could make some shit for it

I haven't been on NG for a while either, mostly because of school. I've got 3 finals, 2 term papers, a flash animation, a poster and a model of a building to work on till mid December.

Oh joy

pikmin. I died for the first time close to the ending. Didn't care for the game so I never picked it up again.

god of war 2. First gow was good, next one was basically the same. My friend got Champions: Return to Arms, which I really got into so I scrapped gow2.

most laptops don't let you use it as a secondary/primary monitor through a another computer, or in your case a console.

Wish I could figure out how to plug in the hdmi cable for my ps3 though...

At 11/13/09 06:23 PM, Meepster wrote: already been done,
your display picture is stewie,
your probably under 13,
you have a stupid bio,
you still use "zomg",
and you have over 1000 points in NG medals.

Get out.

You two have something in common though. Poor grammar

It's a turn based strategy, you have an army and there are 3 ai armies to fight. You have to move through cities to conquer them on a map. After every turn, your cities produce larger armies.

Usually I don't make threads like these, but I really want to play that game again.

they both suck. Just use hard drives

base pic's kind of boring. You'd have better luck in general either way, but improving the base is always good.

At 11/7/09 09:08 AM, Thegluestickman wrote: I don't get that about the censorship. Why not add an adults 18+ to your ratings and get over it. Plus, you guy's have the most deadliest, poisonous creatures in the world and you censor games with blood?

they probably don't want their homicide tolls reaching as high as us

no dicks in asses, no rape

why do they have to have those kind of pupils?

Anyway, if you pre-order L4D2, you get Bill's hat to wear in-game. I won't be one of these, what with the ridiculous stance the government has on R18+ ratings for video games, and the outrageous censorship that has come of it as a result.

that game sucks anyway. Their only sales are tf2 players who want the hat.

At 11/2/09 09:54 AM, Porkchop wrote: You need more ram.

Download it at downloadmoreram

but there's no option for 4 gigs...

im sure some company could rig up a laptop so the screen is a tablet, its just replacing the screen with the cintiq, i wouldnt recommend mutilating your computer but why hasnt this been made yet

there are laptops with screens that you can draw on, but how do you know if Wacom is allowed to copy that idea?

I usually suck at normal maps because there's always those couple of people who dominate the whole server. I'm real good at gungames deathruns and surfing mods though

At 11/1/09 01:48 AM, PizzaMan911 wrote: some pointers if you'd like.

draw better

At 10/31/09 03:44 PM, OnionsXD wrote: just a liittle funny somethin' for ya' :D

your*

these are pretty mediocre. Try doing more life studies

here's the unlit version, I'll post the lit photo at night I guess.

At 10/31/09 12:03 AM, Toiletpaper wrote:

At 10/30/09 11:41 PM, Hellraiser wrote: You're all wrong.

The pyro is unchanged, but everyone knows that she's a girl already.

It's never been revealed what gender it is. Valve's just mind fucking all of ya'll

I ended up using a screwdriver to carve it up some more. My pumpkin's ending up more like a sculpture though. Should've just bought clay tools instead of this crappy pumpkin carving set.

how the fuck do you carve pumpkins?! It took me like an hour to prep that thing before I could even start cutting into it, but when I did.M..boy was it hard. I thought the flesh would be a lot softer than that. All I have is long and short kitchen knives, but they're going to break my wrist if I do any more work

got both the hats and all the achievements. Took me like 30 minutes to do in a small server, so it's all pretty easy.

but now my demo's stove pipe is kind of pointless.

At 10/29/09 02:35 PM, ornery wrote:

At 10/29/09 02:09 PM, Fleshlight wrote: I don't like your shading. It doesn't help me understand the form of the body.
The anatomy is alright, but these postures are kind of unnatural looking.

acutallly the anatomy is way off.

sorry, my standards are getting lower

that's what I'll do when I graduate

I don't like your shading. It doesn't help me understand the form of the body.
The anatomy is alright, but these postures are kind of unnatural looking.