At 5/12/08 10:35 PM, moptopzombie wrote: a whole bunch'a guns and a riot shield.

Where did you get the riot shield?

are you a cop or something?

The United States of America.

Dame Cook is the greatest man to ever grace the surface of this planet.

Mein Gott!

At 5/12/08 04:29 PM, Heki wrote: Not the face, only the eyes... And who the hell is master cheif?

The green thing from the halo games.

Sorry for your loss man.

At 5/12/08 05:33 AM, jackripperz wrote:

At 5/11/08 10:53 AM, flashplayer5 wrote:

Wood or Aluminium? I recommend getting wood.

Wood, I got it years ago (Atlanta braves logo on it in case you wondered)

Never saw a canvas pants. Sorry, the rest are fine i guess.

Well, I say canvas, but they aren't actually. But they look, feel like, and have the same properties as it, so I call them canvas.

Actually, it's better to stay in your house because,
1- You know where to get food and supplies since you know your neighbourhood well.
2- Your house is sufficient enough to hold against zombies so dont worry.

Duly noted, I'll take that into consideration.

The mall isnt a good place since a lot of people will be targeting the mall too.

Hmm, indeed.

Apply this to your house and you'll be fine.

Awesome, thanks.

After that, be ready for anything. You dont know how long a zombie outbreak will last. I wish i can explain further, sadly, my english is limited and so is my experience in a zombie outbreak. I will notify the leader about your plan.

But' it's pretty good in my view.

Thanks for the advice and tips, I can't wait for the leader's review of the plan!

At 5/6/08 04:05 PM, Electric-Bla wrote: Tom's penis.

Fix'd for accuracy, wade don't have no peen0r.

At 5/11/08 08:31 PM, flashplayer5 wrote: TONIGHT ON "FBI'S MOST WANTED" Our witness describes the rape...IN GRAPHIC DETAIL!

SPECIAL AT 11: man forgets pic.

TONIGHT ON "FBI'S MOST WANTED" Our witness describes the rape...IN GRAPHIC DETAIL!

Ugh, do i HAVE to post my plan, I just did...in the ZOMBIE SURVIVAL CREW.

Then get the fuck out.

Well right now i look like an army recruit.

not a good look.

I PAINTED HIM GREEN! SUCH TORTURE IS UNBEARABLE!

and then i took a screenie.

I AM A COP.

so why the hell would I go to jail?

Use polite words, don't rock up to the house with a cigarette in your mouth and a leather jacket on and say "WAZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUP MISTER JAY! IS THAT SWEET CHILD 'O' YOURS IN???"

<insert generic "OMG U CANT DONATE POYNTS U DUMASS" response here>

At 5/11/08 04:30 PM, DJ-Keen wrote: So I'm moving to El Paso, TX!

HEY EVERYBODY! NG MEET-UP IN EL PASO!

At 5/10/08 10:36 AM, jackripperz wrote:

At 5/9/08 10:37 PM, The-Almighty-one wrote:

Also, if any of you want to join, please post a plan or at least a decent amount of knowledge on what to do on a zombie outbreak. What to use, where to go, how to get there and etc.

Well since I've not officially joined, and this is one of the best clubs I've ever seen, here's my plan, assuming I hear about it on the news before actually seeing a zombie itself.

When I hear about it on the news, I get my ass on MSN, and tell everybody to turn to said news. I thnen get a "zombie survival kit" together which would include:

- The baseball bat I have in my closet, I live in britain so guns are scarce as hen's teeth)
- My watch if i'm not already wearing it (knowing the time is a good way to feel more in charge of the situation)
- Rope (useful for shit)
- My camping backpack (durr)
- Torch (durr)
- Weather appropriate clothing (waterproofs, shades, that kinda thing)
- Water (just in case)
- Housekeys (in case I have to come back)
- Mobile phone (comms)
- Lighter (starting fires, light, that kinda thing)

Then I'd get MYSELF ready (what I'd wear):
- Hiking boots
- My canvas combat pants (whilst they may be heavy, i can run in them and they'd stop a bite anyday, they also have lots of pockets)
- Tight fitting T-shirt (less for a zombie to grab)
- Thick sweatshirt/jacket (anti-bite)
- A helmet/thick hat of some sort (not sure about that, advise plz)
- Baseball bat (entioned about but I'd probs carry it instead of put it in my bag)
- My belt (carries shit)

So, I have myself ready and packed. I wait until the zombies actually attack MY neighbourhood. At which point I take my dad's car keys, exit the house through my bedroom window, which leads onto a conservatory roof, from which i can jump down into my back yard, climb over the fence, and get to the car.
i put my shit in the passenger seat, and drive (I may be 14, but I know how) round my friend's houses (we have a plan) they get in, and we go to the local shopping mall (think DOTD). We get the car inside the actual building itself (not sure how, but I'll find a way) and fortify the place by:

- Blocking and locking doors
- Put material over the windows (to stop the zombies seeing us)
- Block the windows as well using matresses and whatnot
- Building a food store using a small shop (so we don't have top leave others to get food as often)
- Organizing an "in case they get in" plan (escape route)
- Putting a "HELP" sign on the roof (more DOTD influence)
- Organizing sleep quarters (routine keeps ya from going insane)

I'm not entirely sure what happens after that, can I get some advice please?

999, I think.

Breasts annoy you.

are you gay?

I read paused windows media player and took what i had just read into consideration, I thought to myself I think a writing forum would be a good idea, but I don't like the idea of getting banned for wanting one, so i don't think I'll do it."
I posted said thought.

It's off by 4 onths, but that's pretty cool anyway.

At 5/10/08 07:55 PM, Fora wrote:

At 5/10/08 07:24 PM, flashplayer5 wrote:

and we made this accounts in the same period and in the same year

Oh god....you were there...I apologize, my friend....the rest of these fucks don't understand, THEY WEREN'T THERE! I WAS!!! I SAW SHIT MAN!!!!!!! UGLY SHIT!!

At 5/10/08 07:20 PM, Fora wrote:

At 5/10/08 07:19 PM, flashplayer5 wrote: I'm listning to country music in the dark, how pathetic do you THINK I feel?

I know how you feel man, I know

You say that man, but you weren't there man, you weren't fuckin' there!

I'm listning to country music in the dark, how pathetic do you THINK I feel?

At 5/7/08 04:22 PM, WadeFulp wrote:

such words of wisdom.

Tell it like it is, Wade!

Hey Dingo! Did you know your glasgow dialect comes out even in your posts?

ye can take the boy outta glasgow...

At 5/10/08 05:17 PM, ForgotMyLunch wrote: 1.no one gives positive real-life advice anymore

I and many others do.

2.people are mean....period!

It's called sarcasm, it's all in good fun.

3.People ridicule even the simplest issues...dont know why...

There are immature assholes ya, but the majority don't.

4.People who ARE positive are always being verbally attacked and therefore leave

BULLSHIT.

5."B" is always getting high ratings..whats up with that?!?!

It's NG history, it deserves it.

6.to much Abusive flash getting into the portal...its just innappropiate

fuck off you pansy.

7.younger users get a bad influence due to the actions of the meaner ones

THEN THEY SHOULD GTFO.

8.still dont get the term noob

I loved that movie, but i don't know why, it had a strange appeal to it i just couldn't place.

Don't you forget about it.